So, how big is *ahem* yours?Mine is right around the 6 inch range, but I got time to grow. ;) Be truthful please.
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So, how big is *ahem* yours?Mine is right around the 6 inch range, but I got time to grow. ;) Be truthful please.
w00t, I win! Again...
1 inch, big deal..
I don't care, im young. :wink:
that's is weird, a kid in my grade just asked me this the other day, so i measured it, and it is exactly 7 1/12 in. i didn't think it would be that big, damn.
i'm getting deja vu... :doh: so i'm not going to vote.
also, i have a strong urge to move this to senseless banter... we'll see if you kiddos can stay on topic... yes, i know the topic, now stay on it or else! *shakes fist in air*
ok, who the hell voted 9 inches?They are full of shit... :roll:
I can not believe I voted on that...
...must be the vodka. But I voted truthfully
I'm not sure how, or rather, when you want it measured... :D
never mesured, dont care, to be honest I find it kinda gay that alot of guys care :| *gets strange looks*
Im one of those people giving you strange looks. :lol:
Im not gay, just curious...
Curiosity killed the cat....Quote:
Originally posted by ffx-dreamz
Im one of those people giving you strange looks. :lol:
Im not gay, just curious...
Not to mention that when people in Mexico believe a guy is gay they won't say it straight out, they'll say he is "curioso" (curious)... :D
Sorry, just had to say it... I know you ain't gay.....
P.S. I ruined my great number of 420 post for this??? :shock:
Im gay and I dont give a shit
Look like we're already straying off topic. :P
Uh, I really have no clue. And I don't have a ruler on me, so I guess I won't be enlightening you with my penis size. :P
lol, funny topic. :lol:
Why only 9 inches? what about 12" monsters? :o :lol:
Good God, you'd probably pass out if you kept it up to long!
Edit: Whats the world record?
*peeks in*
Bah! 9 inches, eh? To the two who voted 9 inches: I pity the poor women you sleep with! Ouchie... My ex is rather... er... endowed in this department and I can tell you from experience that it's not always a good thing. Bigger is not always better because most of the time, bigger just hurts! :(
*leaves quietly*
...you guys had to know that we ladies would be clicking on this one.
*cough* *cough*
You know, if you had included negative numbers then the ladies could have participated as well. :D
Here's a new top for all of the ladies who like to "peak": what would you consider to be the perfect size?
:chuckle: HA!Quote:
Originally posted by Lucius
Im gay and I dont give a shit
hmmm...now you guys are gunna make me go measure now...well i'll come back in a day or two and vote...
Are you refering to the "The king arrives tomorrow joke"??Quote:
Originally posted by Lowercase Society
hmmm...now you guys are gunna make me go measure now...well i'll come back in a day or two and vote...
I voted 9 inches :D
I'm surpised you wouldn't pass out because of low blood pressure from a 12" chinger.
Is that thing real....
It can't be....
P.S. Haven't measured it, don't really care to....maybe someday I will....
Q. How do you make my penis 12 inches?
A. Fold it in half.
:D I couldn't resist.
Well, I assume if you've got it, you've got enogh blood to fill it. :PQuote:
Originally posted by douggrums
I'm surpised you wouldn't pass out because of low blood pressure from a 12\" chinger.
The internet is a scary place. There are pictures in here that would make your hair stand on end. Seriously. :shock:Quote:
Originally posted by A Lost Soul
I pity the poor women you sleep with! Ouchie...
Lol I can't say that I've checked lately... Anyone have a tape measure? :lol: :P
LOL, fold mine into thirds...
How did I miss this?! Lucius, honey, you're awesome. I love you! *huggles*Quote:
Originally posted by Lomebririon+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lomebririon)</div>You forget, my friend: I work for a major photo finishing company. I see more penises... penisi... dicks than a gang bang. And I've seen those, too.Quote:
The internet is a scary place. There are pictures in here that would make your hair stand on end. Seriously. :shock:[/b]Quote:
Originally posted by A Lost Soul@
I pity the poor women you sleep with! Ouchie...
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Im gay and I dont give a shit
As far as my own personal preference for size? Well, if it fits and it feels good, it's the right size. :D Besdies, how many times do I have to say, "It's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it." Trust me on this fellas, it really is all about what you do with it. :wink:
*curls into fetal position whilst remembering the horrible things he has seen*Quote:
Originally posted by Lomebririon
The internet is a scary place. There are pictures in here that would make your hair stand on end. Seriously. :shock:
So... wierd... http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/confuse.gif
*Shudder*
Girl, you ain't got nothin' on the horrors I have witnessed. :shock:Quote:
Originally posted by A Lost Soul
You forget, my friend: I work for a major photo finishing company. I see more penises... penisi... dicks than a gang bang. And I've seen those, too.
I could prove it too, if I wanted to be banned.
Damn...
Six inches
BUT HEY!
I'm only 13.
I believe you. Work one night at the lab, and you'll believe me too. :P I won't get into the details here, but let's just say that there are some very... er... unhealthy people out there.Quote:
Originally posted by Lomebririon+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lomebririon)</div>Quote:
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Girl, you ain't got nothin' on the horrors I have witnessed. :shock:Quote:
You forget, my friend: I work for a major photo finishing company. I see more penises... penisi... dicks than a gang bang. And I've seen those, too.
I could prove it too, if I wanted to be banned.[/b]
I would like to take my vote back bacause I voted 9" but I thought you meant unaroused ;) Ha HA
I've been hanging weights from it for years now. It really works. I am UP to 2.5" :P
No madder what size you are, if your girlfriend turns into a lezbian then you know you have a problem.
Penii, lost soul.Quote:
Originally posted by A Lost Soul
more penises... penisi... dicks than a gang bang. And I've seen those, too.
and the verdict is...
7 INCHES........ AROUND!
73/4" and proud of it!
Nice topic.
ffk-dreamz I would not woory about the average outcome of your poll. We all know your the biggest dick here! :rolllaugh: JK
That made me laugh. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Howetzer
We all know your the biggest dick here! :rolllaugh: JK
Me too. :lol:
It's just too funny not to laugh....
That is exactly how Stewie from family guy would have put it. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Stewie
Damn you all!!
This proves your j/k theory....
Oh yeah, why am I suddenly being picked on?It makes no sense... :?
I don't pick on you people.*sigh* that is just how my life is... :undecided:
Oh come on.....
It's just some friendly hazing....
Hey Lost Soul, have you ever seen anything unnatural? :shock:Quote:
Originally posted by A Lost Soul
I believe you. Work one night at the lab, and you'll believe me too. :P I won't get into the details here, but let's just say that there are some very... er... unhealthy people out there.
Like anything REALLY wierd processing peoples photos? :| If so... Do tell! :P
im somewhere between 7 and 8...havent measured tho, thats jus geussing really...frankly i dont care, im not married, and do not intend to use mine, at least where length will help, til i am...soooo... :D
Why are you registered as a girl Werburn??? :shock:
wouldn't you like to know?
HAHA this thread had me laughing so hard!!!! You guys are too cute! I have to agree with Lost Soul... "It's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it!"Quote:
Originally posted by A Lost Soul
As far as my own personal preference for size? Well, if it fits and it feels good, it's the right size. :D Besdies, how many times do I have to say, \"It's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it.\" Trust me on this fellas, it really is all about what you do with it. :wink:
WerBurN, I wanna know!!! :lol:
OMG! I just noticed it! .... weird thoughts come to my mind.... Werburn... are you associating yourself with your "goat lady" ? :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by WerBurN
wouldn't you like to know?
Once again, I shall forever regret showing him that goat lady picture. :P
I just assumed he was asexual....
That'd be scary cause soon we will have millions of Werburns on the forums.
The following day on the newbie forum:
WerBurN1: hi
WerBurN2: hi also
WerBurN3: wow, so many people like me!
WerBurN4: i love this place!
WerBurN5: hey, some similar minds!
WerBurN6: this place rocks
WerBurN1: hey, look, im gonna post more than you
WerBurN3: not if i post more than you first...er faster...morer
WerBurN5: ha! im already at 16 posts!
WerBurN2: how?
WerBurN5: well, i prettymuch just compied that loser Lowercase Society...just post :cheers: after any post that it seems even semi appropraite!
WerBurN6: thats underhanded!
WerBurN4: I like it!
Paperdoll: wtf is all this? gah! more postwhore losers!
*Paperdoll destroys WerBurN clones in order to keep forum sane*
real WerBurN:NOOO! my babies!! what have you done!?
*Paperdoll destroys WerBurN*
Everyone else: yay!!!
Paperdoll: :D
Icedawg: has anyone seen my vibrator?
Off topic a bit: I'm assuming you mean, like, ghosts and stuff? I haven't seen anything like that yet. Unexplained color phenominon, yes, but that can always be blamed on the camera or the film or something. Crime scenes, yes. Sex, yes, lots of it. Strange fetishes, yes. Small penii (lol), yes. In fact, I have yet to see a picture of an average or large penis. All the guys that take pictures of their junk probably do so to prevent themselves from forgetting it's there. Now, there's small (and that's ok fellas! Remember: it's what you do with it) and then there's pitiful. I'm talking penii so small that you find yourself going "is this a guy or a girl?"Quote:
Originally posted by Aphius+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Aphius)</div>Quote:
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Hey Lost Soul, have you ever seen anything unnatural? :shock:Quote:
I believe you. Work one night at the lab, and you'll believe me too. :P I won't get into the details here, but let's just say that there are some very... er... unhealthy people out there.
Like anything REALLY wierd processing peoples photos? :| If so... Do tell! :P[/b]
We did have some nice pictures of a male stripper come through the fab a few months ago. Production screeched to a halt for about fifteen minutes as all the women in the lab gathered around to drool. :D Needless to say, we don't see many photos of nice-looking guys. It always seems to be the ugly motherf#*$&ers that think they're porn stars.
*sigh*
*Pats Lost Soul on the back*
It's Ok. Their small junk can't hurt you here. :P
HAHAHA! Lost Soul is safe. HAHAHA!
EDIT: Capitalization error. :lol:
Quote:
Originally posted by WerBurN
The following day on the newbie forum:
WerBurN1: hi
WerBurN2: hi also
WerBurN3: wow, so many people like me!
WerBurN4: i love this place!
WerBurN5: hey, some similar minds!
WerBurN6: this place rocks
WerBurN1: hey, look, im gonna post more than you
WerBurN3: not if i post more than you first...er faster...morer
WerBurN5: ha! im already at 16 posts!
WerBurN2: how?
WerBurN5: well, i prettymuch just compied that loser Lowercase Society...just post :cheers: after any post that it seems even semi appropraite!
WerBurN6: thats underhanded!
WerBurN4: I like it!
Paperdoll: wtf is all this? gah! more postwhore losers!
*Paperdoll destroys WerBurN clones in order to keep forum sane*
real WerBurN:NOOO! my babies!! what have you done!?
*Paperdoll destroys WerBurN*
Everyone else: yay!!!
Paperdoll: *:D *
Icedawg: has anyone seen my vibrator?
:lol:
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Originally posted by Paperdoll EP+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Paperdoll EP)</div>Quote:
<!--QuoteBegin-WerBurN
Quote:
The following day on the newbie forum:
WerBurN1: hi
WerBurN2: hi also
WerBurN3: wow, so many people like me!
WerBurN4: i love this place!
WerBurN5: hey, some similar minds!
WerBurN6: this place rocks
WerBurN1: hey, look, im gonna post more than you
WerBurN3: not if i post more than you first...er faster...morer
WerBurN5: ha! im already at 16 posts!
WerBurN2: how?
WerBurN5: well, i prettymuch just compied that loser Lowercase Society...just post :cheers: after any post that it seems even semi appropraite!
WerBurN6: thats underhanded!
WerBurN4: I like it!
Paperdoll: wtf is all this? gah! more postwhore losers!
*Paperdoll destroys WerBurN clones in order to keep forum sane*
real WerBurN:NOOO! my babies!! what have you done!?
*Paperdoll destroys WerBurN*
Everyone else: yay!!!
Paperdoll: *:D *
Icedawg: has anyone seen my vibrator?
:lol:[/b]
BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
THAT IS SOOOOO FREAKING FUNNY!!!
:chuckle: :chuckle: :laughtillhurts: :laughtillhurts: :rolllaugh: :rolllaugh:
Just imagine the "Adopt Me" thread:
WerBurN: Hi! Adopt me!
WerBurN23: No, adopt me!
WerBurN: Adopt me, he's a faker!
WerBurN12: I want to be adopted!
WerBurN65: Adopt me other all these other fakers
WerBurN32780: HELLO I AM AN INBRED AND I THINK MY BRAIN HAS MELTEDfdsJUFIESUR)WE(
WerBurN43595046: ADOPT JEW)T W$UN) R$WE BITCFIEWFEWUIO!H!
WerBurN436: They are all fakers, adopt me
WerBurN6908498075480879: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ADOPT IOPWERT$WEPO NMEWIR NWE ME!
Newbie: Hi, I would like to be adopted.
WerBurN: NO I WAS HERE FIRST
WerBurN43543535: YEAH GO AWAY NEWBIE
WerBurN359309039-431: WE ARE THE COOLEZIT
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I'd adopt all of them, cause they're my babies! ;p
is it just me or does that sound really creepy.Quote:
Originally posted by WerBurN
I'd adopt all of them, cause they're my babies! ;p
don't worry....it kind of does :lol:
I love young boys :P
Im just wondering here when how do you measure? The erected, or flacid? Heh.
erect of course... i'm glad to see we're back onto the penis topic. lets all thank ffx-dreamz for hashing up naughty memories.
Hmm..I didn't measure mine erect... :D
I remember this thread. I still haven't voted because I still haven't measured.
I'll let you know how long mine is as soon as I remember where I put the map.
"It's not how much, it's how you use it."
Quote:
Originally posted by Kaniaz
Just imagine the \"Adopt Me\" thread:
WerBurN: Hi! Adopt me!
WerBurN23: No, adopt me!
WerBurN: Adopt me, he's a faker!
WerBurN12: I want to be adopted!
WerBurN65: Adopt me other all these other fakers
WerBurN32780: HELLO I AM AN INBRED AND I THINK MY BRAIN HAS MELTEDfdsJUFIESUR)WE(
WerBurN43595046: ADOPT JEW)T W$UN) R$WE BITCFIEWFEWUIO!H!
WerBurN436: They are all fakers, adopt me
WerBurN6908498075480879: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ADOPT IOPWERT$WEPO NMEWIR NWE ME!
Newbie: Hi, I would like to be adopted.
WerBurN: NO I WAS HERE FIRST
WerBurN43543535: YEAH GO AWAY NEWBIE
WerBurN359309039-431: WE ARE THE COOLEZIT
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I begining to believe I have unleashed hell with this all.
9 inches, but it actually runs in my family on my Dads side. My uncle told me about it, my two brothers have mentioned it. My dad must be hung like a horse!
true. But just imagine what you can do with skills AND size.Quote:
\"It's not how much, it's how you use it.\"[/b]
i've been told by many girls that size can hurt... and not in the good way... in the way where too big and you can't get much movement in there. just something i've heard. :|
Oh yes that can definately be a problem. But mostly with the less experienced. Cant even think of fittin that in a virgin. Luckily my girlfriend loves it.
why do u wanna know how big everyones dick is? :oQuote:
Originally posted by ffx-dreamz
So, how big is *ahem* yours?Mine is right around the 6 inch range, but I got time to grow. *;) * Be truthful please.
lol, they are all perverts!
Someone here mentioned "how deep" thread, but ppl decided it was too radical :D
6 and a half. I want to meet a girl who swallows swords as a hobby.
just about 7 inches to be honest, this seems to be the average length about. Well at least on these boards it is. I have heard that the average length is 4-6 inches. 4? well i dont know, time for me to shut up and crawl back in my hole.
::crawls into giant hole under computer desk::
You really think 9 inches is impossible? They get even bigger than that... but I think that might be abit too much.Quote:
ok, who the hell voted 9 inches?They are full of shit... [/b]
I never measured.... It works fine, so I dont really care.
It ain't the size, it's . . . no, it's the size. :|
world record: 13.6 inches
set by me
Be carefull where you stick that thing Poop! Im prett sure anything over 10 inches is gonna cause some damage.
yeah, you might slice the girl open
I dunno if this is true, but a friend told me that one of her friends had to call an amublance becauser her boyfriend was to big and he cut her open
That doesnt sound right....worst that happens to me is it doesnt fit :P
Er... Only if he starts pounding away while the girl is tied up and unable to scream/get away/etc .... :?
:!: That's a whole other thing :!:Quote:
Only if he starts pounding away while the girl is tied up and unable to scream/get away/etc .... [/b]
if lost soul was here now, she'd laugh her ass off and pwn all us silly boys here. :oops: :lol: :D
speaking of which...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ned/owned3.jpgQuote:
Originally posted by A Lost Soul
*peeks in* *
Bah! 9 inches, eh? To the two who voted 9 inches: I pity the poor women you sleep with! Ouchie... My ex is rather... er... endowed in this department and I can tell you from experience that it's not always a good thing. Bigger is not always better because most of the time, bigger just hurts! :(
Many cases that can be true,especially with inexpreienced girls, but my girl loves it. So Im all smiles about it :)Quote:
Bah! 9 inches, eh? To the two who voted 9 inches: I pity the poor women you sleep with! Ouchie... My ex is rather... er... endowed in this department and I can tell you from experience that it's not always a good thing. Bigger is not always better because most of the time, bigger just hurts! *[/b]
yeah, the guy kept telling her it wouldnt fit, but the girl kept saying to put it all in and stuff, so i guess it was her fault....Quote:
Originally posted by CT
Er... Only if he starts pounding away while the girl is tied up and unable to scream/get away/etc .... *:?
Woah...she had it comin then.Quote:
yeah, the guy kept telling her it wouldnt fit, but the girl kept saying to put it all in and stuff, so i guess it was her fault....[/b]
If the penis does not fit.
You must not tear the clit.
I bet it fits now!
I..
You're an ass
Where did you go Shadow? :cry:Quote:
Originally posted by Aphius+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Aphius)</div>She'll keep your secrets. :)Quote:
Hey Lost Soul, have you ever seen anything unnatural? :shock:
[/b]
Don't worry... In a couple more years you'll be able to. :DQuote:
Originally posted by ffx-dreamz+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ffx-dreamz)</div>I bet you do.Quote:
I love young boys :P[/b]
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Hmm..I didn't measure mine erect... :D
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BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
THAT IS SOOOOO FREAKING FUNNY!!!
:chuckle: :chuckle: :laughtillhurts: :laughtillhurts: :rolllaugh: :rolllaugh:
That was low... :|Quote:
Originally posted by Squall+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Squall)</div>Quote:
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Don't worry... In a couple more years you'll be able to. :DQuote:
Hmm..I didn't measure mine erect... :D
[/b]
Was that low...or was that you being...PWNED!Quote:
That was low...[/b]
Oh wait...are we done with ownage?
Yeah that's over... I was just trying to lighten ffx up. Nothing serious.Quote:
Originally posted by gameover
Was that low...or was that you being...PWNED!Quote:
That was low...
Oh wait...are we done with ownage?[/b]
the world average being 4-6in. is true...this is largely due to asia (yes the stereotypes are often true)...this deos not mean all black guys are hung like a horse and all asians are hung like a chihuahua, but if you check out the average penis size per ethnic group, blacks are generally bigger (along with pacific islanders), whites in the middle, and asians are smaller...however this is also largely true for the size of each ethnic group's women...they generally have room to match that of their ethnic partners...which is why it would be a bad idea for an unwed black man to move to asia...
oh, and anime, what was that comment about quoting the WerBurN cloning thing and asking what you had started? i dont remember you starting that at all...
I guess I'm not supposed to post in this thread anymore, eh? :chuckle:
Its not the ass, its what comes out of itQuote:
Originally posted by Truthbearer
You're an ass
Hahaha
(Aw the pwnage contest is over, I coulda made a really good one there.)
I had completely forgotten about that!!!
I must get to work!