Thread: Compilation of Leo Volont's funniest posts...

Kyahaha. That guy was around before i left.

He still here?

Originally posted by Damascus
Kyahaha. That guy was around before i left.

He still here?

Oh yes he is.

Originally posted by Leo Volont
OpheliaBlue you are a big foofoohead

Ophelia where did he say that? I searched and couldn't find it

Originally posted by Leo Volont
The process by which you can acquire a young boy or girl is rather quite simple. First you have to lay a trail of desirably sweetened treats that leads to your car's open passenger door. Once the little bugger gets his head inside of your car you reach over tactfully and slam the door shut (on his or her head) rendering them unconscious. Then it becomes a matter of pulling them into the car and pulling away from the scene undetected.

Originally posted by nameless
the first quote made me laugh so hard

ditto idd

ooh leo rocks. I bet hes a bad boy in real life though, always on the booze and chasing down ho's on his pimped out ford escort, wearing burberry hats and gold rings while making racist remarks at old black women with crutches.

lol ITM... where are you guys getting these though? I can't find em if I search...

Originally posted by Leo Volont
A friend of yours will die.

You won't. *

This will teach you that you need to value your life more.

^^^ LMAO

I saw that one yesterday, and you beat me to posting it here. I thought that was absolutely hilarious.

Farmers are really the most hateful and venomous people on earth. People dump on Religion as Murderous, but often it is only Rural Monsters, those deadly farmers, who coopt Religion as some slender justification for the Murder that is in their black hearts.


Farming as a hate crime.......who'da thunk it.

Post 1: "UUUUUOOOOOOO... Yuck!"

Post 2. "INTERPRETATION!?

YOU FUCKED YOUR OWN MOTHER!

What needs to be interpreted? What interpretation that is required should come with the business end of a baseball bat or a horsewhip, and I tried to save you that."

Leo always makes me laugh

Hmm, yet another thread concerning a particular member of the community directly.
Tsk-tsk, quite the bad habit this is turning into.

Oh yea I almost forgot about this guy. He's pretty funny with all the junk he talks about. I don't know how he comes up with the stuff.

First, never fly like Superman. It is most undignified to be dragging one's dick across the sky, and besides, it is inefficient and will be having you fly most low and slow.[/b]

BeautifulDreamer wrote:
Have you ever tried this? I might try it in my next LD, I hear it is scary. Everything you fear comes out. For example, if you are scared of Aliens, you would get abucted. But if you batttle them, you'll not be scared of many things.

Try it sometime.


Why?

You can choose the best Restaurants in the Universe, but you want to eat .... poop.[/quote]

Originally posted by Leo Volont+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Leo Volont)</div>

Ghosts don't wear athletic sweat pants. *

Yoga Instructors do. *

You have received a visit from the future. *

someday you will have a Yoga or Mediation Instructor who will take a particularly strong interest in you. What had happened to you was that he had visited you on some preliminary business -- to check your aura or whatever. [/b]

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And yet it is so much more reasonable to suppose you are being haunted by a dead jogger.

LOL burns

man...does Leo even know about this thread?

Haha, probably, which is why there are so many funny quotes coming out of him recently.

Originally posted by Leo Volont
For a lot of these geeky guys, the one thing they can only do in their dreams is... getting laid.

Originally posted by Leo
Get a dog!... or some cats.

Originally posted by InTheMoment
The process by which you can acquire a young boy or girl is rather quite simple. First you have to lay a trail of desirably sweetened treats that leads to your car's open passenger door. Once the little bugger gets his head inside of your car you reach over tactfully and slam the door shut (on his or her head) rendering them unconscious. Then it becomes a matter of pulling them into the car and pulling away from the scene undetected.

No. That is what the Propaganda says, that children must be tricked. However, do adults need to be 'tricked' into having sex. Do any of you need to be tricked into partying on saturday nights. Well, no.

My contention is and still remains that most of these 'victims' of pedophilia are in fact as slutty as any adult and in fact enjoy their encounters. This is exactly why they feel so guilty and ashamed when they are finally caught at it. While it is the adults who are punished, the children know fool well that they were willing conspirators, and even suppose they were responsible for half of the seductions.

Yes, it is hilarious to suppose that little innocent children can be amazingly slutty, but it is funny because it is true.

Yes, of course, in the violent cases where the children end up dead, there is deception. But these are as rare as cases of violence in the sexualityh of adults. How rarely does one have to kill one's dates? In the overwhelming majority of cases of pedophilia I would guess that the commerce is quite on a parallel with how adults arrange things.

Well, there I suppose we have candy and flowers to. And that enticing Surf and Turf dinner to seal the deal.

Originally posted by Merck
Oh yea I almost forgot about this guy. He's pretty funny with all the junk he talks about. I don't know how he comes up with the stuff.

I'm old and I have been paying attention.

Originally posted by Leo+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Leo)</div>

Yes, while women would make great slaves if they could ever be subdued, they make horrible and degrading masters. I think this of every 'happily' married man -- that they are mere shadows of their intended Selves -- broken and effeminitized. Sissies![/b]

and

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How rarely does one have to kill one's dates?