I Wish This Would've Been A Dream But Sadly It Wasn't....

**kungfurabbits** · 09-01-2006 06:41 PM

Story
I wake up and it's 6:30. There's a weight by the front of my bed. I look up and my roommate is sitting there naked peeing in my hamper. I think I must be dreaming and I look around the room in complete shock. I'm waiting for him to turn and change ino some demon or some **** and try to kill me but he doesn't. After about what seemed like a minute i finally hear *drip drip drip*. He gets up, walks to the center of the room and puts his pants back on. I finally say something because I realize he was drunk.

Me: "Dude......what the hell?"
him: "what"
Me: "You just pissed in my hamper"
him: "no I didn't."
*I turn on a light and point*
Me: "Yeah...you did"
him: "oh sorry man. I'll do your laundry in the morning"
*he falls into bed*
*I stare at hamper and bed where the dripping occurred*
him: "what"
Me: "You just ****ing peed all over my clothes*
him *in a tired careless tone*: "I'll do your laundry in the morning"

I walked out of the room to the bathroom (irony) and call my parents because it was the only thing I though of and I had to tell somebody because of the time. Of course my mom's initial reaction is to tell the RA of the floor but my dad said no. I also think that I shouldn't tell him but next time something like this happens I will.

**Kaniaz** · 09-01-2006 06:50 PM

Pee on his face. At first he might be upset about that, but say it's okay, because you'll do his laundry in the morning.

**Seeker** · 09-01-2006 07:07 PM

Man, dorm life sux with the wrong roomie. No wait a minute, it generally sucks.

**Ne-yo** · 09-01-2006 07:27 PM

EDITED:

**badassbob** · 09-01-2006 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by Ne

This guy has no respect for you or your things, this is clear. He needs to be taught a Lesson. It's not much of a big deal that he pissed in the hamper, who knows maybe he was sleep walking but when you confronted him about it and he displayed a nonchalant attitude HOW F*** UP IS THAT? Plain and simple, you need to set it off in that dorm room show him that he just can't Piss on you and your things and think for one second that you're just going to stand by and let him do it!!
[/b]

To be fair though, he was drunk. I'm not saying this is a good excuse, because obviously if he can't control himself well enough, he shouldn't drink that much anyway. I just saying that you rarely care about anything when you're drunk, do you? So you can't really hold it against him that he acted like he didn't care - that's what drunk people do.

**Ne-yo** · 09-01-2006 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by badassbob

To be fair though, he was drunk. I'm not saying this is a good excuse, because obviously if he can't control himself well enough, he shouldn't drink that much anyway. I just saying that you rarely care about anything when you're drunk, do you? So you can't really hold it against him that he acted like he didn't care - that's what drunk people do.
[/b]

I see your Point Badassbob I didn't take that into consideration, and you're right people who get that drunk are more incoherent toward their actions. So maybe I was being a tad bit harsh.

**kungfurabbits** · 09-01-2006 08:32 PM

I saw him for the first time now since this morning. He said he was sleep walking and he drank way too much and that it won't happen again. I'm not calling him a lier, but I doubt he will lower his alcohol drinking at every party from here on it.

**Amethyst Star** · 09-01-2006 08:47 PM

I wouldn't risk it. Get a different roommate because if things don't shape up soon then you could be in for a long, hard semester/quater/whatever your school is on.

That's my advice. I had 3 roommates my freshman year.

**NeAvO** · 09-01-2006 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by Amethyst

I wouldn't risk it. Get a different roommate because if things don't shape up soon then you could be in for a long, hard semester/quater/whatever your school is on.

That's my advice. I had 3 roommates my freshman year.
[/b]

I agree, I mean if it was an acident fair enough but theres a chance it could happen again especially if he is a heavy drinker.

**kungfurabbits** · 09-02-2006 01:28 AM

Well, here is what happens if it occurs again.

1) I punch him in the head for him breaking his promise
2) I get a new roommate.

I mean he's a nice guy and was totally broken up during this day about what he did. Anybody else would've kicked his ass on the spot but me being the sympathetic nice person I am, he gets 1 more strike.

**Hominus Feralis** · 09-02-2006 01:37 AM

Yo i would have wailed on his legs and face. THen piss on his face and on his cloths. My roomate doesnt even drink so i get all the luck. HHHHAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Naw, but that really sucks

**badassbob** · 09-02-2006 01:47 AM

I think that the most fitting punishment of all would be to return the favour! Although that may be a bit harsh if he really is sorry about it.

**AlternateReality** · 09-02-2006 10:42 PM

lol.

my cousin is mad because they still haven't told him who his roomate is.

**wombing** · 09-02-2006 11:59 PM

*laughs*

"i'll do your laundry in the morning"...

that's the response you deserve for harrassing a gentlemen just trying to get some shut eye

------
once i peed in my dresser drawer in a half-sleeping daze (ten or more years ago).

i got up and noticed my clothes were all wet, then smelled a hint of urine, and the hazy froth recollection washed over me on the surface of wave after wave of salty disbelief.

**Burns** · 09-03-2006 12:01 AM

Originally Posted by wombing

once i peed in my dresser drawer in a half-sleeping daze (ten or more years ago). [/b]

uh, is pissing on clothes a drunk guy thing or what?

Ev · 09-03-2006 05:44 AM

HIDE YOUR HAMPER!!!!!!

And there's such thing as roommate switch. It should be mutual though. So find another guy who's like you living with a bad roommate and switch before it's too late.

**BeautifulDreamer** · 09-03-2006 06:39 AM

Dormates: Pissing in your clothes since 1969!

"Don't worry, I'll do your laundry!"

Thread: I Wish This Would've Been A Dream But Sadly It Wasn't....

LinkBack

Thread Tools

Display

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions