What do you think the dumbest animal on earth is?
-and no, Leo Volent does not count. No humans allowed.
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What do you think the dumbest animal on earth is?
-and no, Leo Volent does not count. No humans allowed.
Cows.
-Black and white, but they live in green fields. (I know they don't do this by choice, but where in the world would black and white serve as good camouflage?)
-They'll stand still long enough for you to push them over.
June bugs.
Anything that flies around at random, smacking repeatedly into stationary objects, isn't exactly evolution at its finest. :chuckle:
Squirrels.
When you trap squirrels they try to commit suicide by constantly jumping and hitting their heads on the top of the cage. It was the funniest goddam thing i have ever seen when i saw a squirrel knock itself out
Sponges...
:wink:
Yeah, sponges can't even move. But that's not stupididty, that's actual inability to move. I'm sure they're all great thinkers! :bigteeth:Quote:
Originally Posted by CryoDragoon
stick insects...i mean, come on, what do they actually DO?
They're very clever when it comes to looking like sticks. :bigteeth:Quote:
Originally Posted by irishcream
Fleas- who needs them, they don't do any good.
I bet your avatar feels exactly the same way :bigteeth:Quote:
Originally Posted by NeAvO
I've given the Junebug one a lot of thought actually. They are either stupid, cannot fly well, or cannot see well.
Slugs are pretty dumb. Leave your beer laying out and they crawl in and drown.
Lol :rolllaugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by badassbob
How about birds in general?
They fly into windows at high velocities and get stuck in open garages.
I had to put a female cardinal down because of that once. with an airsoft gun :sniper:
My kitten. She has the intelligence of a box of hair. And her meows sound like a dolphin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hominus
germs that cause death
because then they just killed their room & board, hence themselves as well
I'm tired or else I would have worded that better, but yeah....germs are dumb :P
as individuals, not as a whole I mean
wait, what do I mean?
my cursor just vanished, GOODNIGHT ALL
Bees. (I haven't been stung by one ever)
They're paranoid. Lalalalala I'm walking to the bench. OH CRAP THERE'S A BEE! So I calmy walk away, but all the time the idiot bees will follow me, so then I just run really fast :|
ummmmmmm...... this is a much harder decision than i expected.... Ill get back to ya. So far i give it to the cow.
you are one slow drinker...... :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Seeker
People
hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Ynot
Actually, I've found that bees rarely actually sting you. Even when they come over and start buzzing really close to you, you can just give them a smack and they fly away(probably because they're wounded). It's wasps that I always watch out for.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabenman
Allthough I guess we all agree that Wasps are such completely annoying and frustrating flying terrorists that they all shoudl massively die Simultaniously, there is no Doubt in Mind that God must have seriously been smoking Pot when he made the most Useless Animal of all:
The Platipus :D
whahahah See God has a sense of Humour? It's a Duck? It's a Beaver? Is it even a Bird? No it's a Mamal...But why does it have a Beak like a Duck and Ducklike Flappy feet?
God must have been really baked. Seriously. The Platipus makes No sense at all, but it's a damn fyunny animall for sure....Just because it makes entirely no sence :P
Long Live the Platipus! :D
Heh, the platipus lacks tits, it feeds it's young bee seeping milk out glands and dripping them onto it.
Junebugs are actually really smart, they're just incredibly abstract thinkers and aren't looking where they're going very often, think about that one nutty professor you had at college that was always bumping into things, they're like that.
Anyway, the dumbest animal is the Panda, like cows when it comes to camouflage, lacking in sexual drive, and not very endurable when it comes to humans ripping their territory apart and shit.
Maybe they're just zen, and sort of above the whole need to procreate and survive.
Houseflies. How many concussions do they need to give themselves before they realise; that glass just aint gonna give.
how about fish in general. One day while i was fishing i caught the same one upwards of 10 times (i could tell from the scar on his side). Now THATS stupid.
I guess Ozzy Ozborne is a possible candidate
Tony Blair... :roll:
haha oh man...imagine being SOOO hungry that you'll repeatedly eat pieces of food with giant metal hooks in them :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hominus
I don't know if he was more stupid or famished :P
That fish must have been so pissed off by about the 5th time.
"WHAT THE FUCK STOP IT!"
dodo birds.
duh
STAMISHED!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue
...sorry
Cats are without a doubt the Intellectuals in the Animal Kingdom. Can't fool a Cat, seriously. Mine is only a little creature of about 30 CM high and about 50 CM long and he actually has some authority over us humans in the house. He wants all doors to be open doors. He hates Closed doors. He will Scratch and Scratch untill it drives you Nuts and you open the Door. When you do he doesn't come in. He just starts washing himself or walks away: He's just more comfortable with the idea that that door is open :P Weird ass cat.
Cats rule. :D
Now Dogs are stupid. You can always fool dogs. call them around, let them follow you and pretend to throw something. And they don't find out you didn throw anything at all untill they've ran miles away and found nothing there. now THAT's Stupid.
My cat just gives me that ''What the hell is he doing?'' Look when I try that ''Pretending to throw something''-trick on him :P
thats probably because dogs are so loyal they dont think you could possibly hurt them. Cats, on the other hand, are independent, therefore always keeping an eye out....
BUT WAIT!!! THEY CANT DODGE BULLETS!!!!!!!! :sniper:
June Bugs......still.
Golden retrievers. i use to have fun watching my childhood dog chase after snowballs. after 5 minutes he's still be digging snow looking for it.
Rofl! :rolllaugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by ranma187
Are insects in a classification not considered animals? seriously...I don't know. Just what I thought. :?Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Anyway --Domesticated turkeys.
yes, Howetzer, insects are in the kingdom "animalia" rather than "plantae", so they are animals
In that case I vote the Flu bug. :barf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hominus
Hamsters. If you let yours loose on the 2nd floor, he'll walk straight over the edge. 'Nuff said.
Heheh. On that note:Quote:
Originally Posted by invader_tech
Lemmings.
Man- we destroy our planet
My kinda guy :)Quote:
Originally Posted by SKA
Um, stupidest animal? Probably housefly. They continually smack themselves against the glass to get out. Buzz...smack! Buzz...smack!
Oeironaut, its LEMMIWINKS, not LEMMINGS.
HOW DARE YOU DISCRACE THE PARABLES OF SOUTH PARK!!!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!
YES! They do!Quote:
Originally Posted by SKA
What are "lemmiwinks"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hominus
and so is the tale of lemmiwinks.
Lemmiwinks was the class gerbal at 4th grade at south park high school. To prove he was gay so he could get fired, Mr. Garison inserted Lemmiwinks into the ass of Mr. Slave. Lemmiwinks then went on a jounrney through the anus, small intestine, large intestine, and stomach of mr slave, metting other dead creatures that mr. slave put inside his rectum such as the frog king, the sparrow prince, and cattafish. He completed the jouney and was given the title of "gerbal king".
YOU SAY YOU HAVE SEEN EVERY EPISODE? YOU LIE!!!!!!!
just kidding. But i do suggest you see this episode, because it is halarious.
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1073/bigguntz8.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Hominus
Come get some. :teeth:
agreed, i was in this french city once, and this small river went right through it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hominus
and there were HUNDREDS of fish just swimming, not moving or anything, just swimming AGAINST the flow of the water, and they didn't even move ONE GODD*MN INCH!!!!!!!!!& #33;! they just kept swimming, and swimming, and swimming, right on the same spot...
makes you think what they're trying to achieve...
also makes you realise that humans ARE the most intelligent beings...
MY dog IS smart... when he wants to go back home (when i'm walking him), he goes like *jump* *jump**jump**jump*, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIGGIN' FEET, and when you just keep going, he'll start to bark, and bark, and it's not just "woof", or something, it's "WOOFWOOFWOOF", so that the ENTIRE NEIGHBOURHOOD hears it... and because i am so nice tot he neighbourhood not to disturb anyone, i'll simply turn around and do what he wants...
and my dog talks too, if he goes looking for something, and you open the door so that you smash the dog's head open, he'll go like "WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPHPHPHP" like a wolf...
and my dog can look soooooo sad too... 'cause when he wants to play outside, and he doesn't open the door himself (so that we won't get angry at him... yes, our dog is smart), then he'll look SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sad at us, so that we open the door for him... cat's irritate you untill you do something... dog's work with your emotions, and sh*t...
and when he wants to run someone over... (you know, just for fun), he'll do as if he's crazy, and run around the garden 10 times... and THEN he'll run him over... so that it looks like an accident... and then he'll go stand next to him with that sadistic smile of his...
yeah... dogs rule...
cats might appear more intelligent... but at least you can LAUGH more with your dog... because of the idiocy (or appearent idiocy, done to conceal a sinister plan) he commits...
and btw: do you ever see guard-cats? or police-cats?
so: dogs rule...
No, because cats aren't yes-men.Quote:
Originally Posted by CryoDragoon
Give them a good reason to do it, and they will.
Don't give them a reason, and you might as well do it yourself.
All cats are trainable - the key is giving them a reason to comply with a command - find something they like.
And maybe another reason you don't see police cats - which is someone more likely to be frightened of? A snarling 90 lb. German Shepherd or a 10 lb. cat (even with its claws). Come on now.
I think that throwing an angry cat in someone's face would be just about as effective as having a police dog latched on to your arm... Or would be as scary, at least.
Dumbest animals: sheep. Although these pesky gnats can't stinkin' tell the difference between the sun, my ceiling light, and my computer monitor. It's annoying!