Thread: Someone Lost Their Panties At Work!

Ok...you can try to think of a bunch of ways of how they got there...but come on. Let's be realistic. The REAL questions here are....who was working late...is it legal...and are either of them married?

haha...

Originally Posted by Aquanina

The REAL questions here are....who was working late...is it legal...and are either of them married?[/b]

Well they WEREN'T there when I arrived in the morning.. so it wasn't necessarily someone who worked late... but I am curious as to what would happen to the person (if anything) if it is discovered who dropped them.

Your office is haunted by an extremely sexy ghost...who likes to leave her underthings lying about the office to get the men excited. Or perhaps you've got a Sucubus on your hands.

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Your office is haunted by an extremely sexy ghost...who likes to leave her underthings lying about the office to get the men excited. Or perhaps you've got a Sucubus on your hands.[/b]

oooooooooooh.. sucubus...

haha an old girlfriend and i found a pair of boxers in a stairwell once so she took her panties off and left them with the boxers, just to add to the stories people would think up when they found them.

Hrmm do you have an office slut at your work? How can some one lose them up an aisle?

Maybe someone took off their pants, and the underwear were inside, and then they wore the pants again, not seeing the underwear, and then they slipped down the leg of the pants, onto the floor. Or maybe, by static electricity, they got stuck on some other garment, which the person wore without noticing, and then they fell off later.

Sorry for the non-sexy yet plausible explanations.

this made me think of a newspaper i saw today, on the front it said: PANTY RAID! Custodian arrested after swiping a load underwear.

Hahaha...Now that, my friend, is a story.

~D-Draw

I definately think some Hanky Panky was going on. Call me perverted or whatever I'm just keeping it real. Or maybe one of the other employees had them in his inside Blazer pockey and they fell out. Or maybe the same guy was sniffing them and heard you coming so he dropped them and ran...

Panties

Originally Posted by Howetzer

Panties
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haha...and this coming from a guy who gets to play with panties as much as he likes...

I guess panties shall never lose their mystique. Good to know.

edit: Which only furthers my suggestion that we need to start selling these...

How about the security camera's? Any chance it got caught on tape?

So, how many size 8 women work in your office? You should be able to narrow it down to a dozen or so...

Originally Posted by Seeker

How about the security camera's? Any chance it got caught on tape? So, how many size 8 women work in your office? You should be able to narrow it down to a dozen or so...[/b]

I don't remember seeing any security cameras in the aisles (it's a security "badge-in" building).

LOL!! I can picture it now!!

"Ok ladies.. line up against the wall and hold the "offending" panties in front of you so we can make a partial identification.
If they look like they might fit.. you will be escorted to the ladies room where you will be forced to don the "offending" panties.. (panty shields will be provided)".

Originally Posted by Aquanina

haha...and this coming from a guy who gets to play with panties as much as he likes...

I guess panties shall never lose their mystique. Good to know. [/b]

NEVER!
I also get to where them too. When the cats away the mice will play.


Absolutely beautiful.
I start the bidding at $85.00

Bidding for what, the panties or the model?

I dunno about you but I was going to bid on the panties

Eh, pink is not my color, I'll give you a dollar fifty.

Originally Posted by BrotherDown

this made me think of a newspaper i saw today, on the front it said: PANTY RAID! Custodian arrested after swiping a load underwear.
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Lmao. They probably don't have much to write about.

I'll bid 100 dollars on the panties and I'll pay some lucky guy 200 dollars to model them for me.
I'll up it to 500 dollars if that guy also gives me one hell of a sexy lap dance.

Originally Posted by Clairity

Ok.. believe it or not someone lost their panties at my job yesterday.

I went into the aisle near my department and there were a pair of small red lace thong panties on the floor (and no.. they weren't mine.. I'm a size 8 but these were even too small for me)!

I'm still trying to picture how someone lost their panties..


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That's it i'm never doin it in an offfice building ever again. and to make it worse she accused me of stealing them. why should I get in shit for HER forgetfullness. That's it I'm through with her!

VK: i charge a $1500 for lap dances. BUT i suppose i can reduce it to a thousand if you buy beer and food. your willin to pay money huh? it sucks when your desperate. maybe you should get out more

I don't need to get out more. I have my own in home stripper boy. I was just tossing out that 500 bux as bait to see which pervs were biting today. Apparently you're the only one

Originally Posted by Vex

I don't need to get out more. I have my own in home stripper boy. I was just tossing out that 500 bux as bait to see which pervs were biting today. Apparently you're the only one
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wow you know how to trick people. you want a gold star? . No shame in having pervy thoughts, I'm a guy, i can't help it. and it's so wrong to think sexy thoughts about someone.

you're a genious actually . Remember george orwells 1984? you should invent a device that reads thoughts that detect sexual thought. Even have a sex thought police force. They'd go around throwing people in jail. I suspect the jails would be Awfully big, so maybe you could throw them on an island! hell make a reality T.V. show out of it. you'd make a fortune!

Hmm.
I don't recall saying thinking pervy thoughts was wrong. If it were I'd most likely be #1 offender.

You sure put a lot of thought into your reply on that subject though, perhaps it's you who needs to get out more.