Thread: Mouthwash

Well alcohol mouthwash tastes (and feels) like liquid fire. Seriously though that stuff burns. I personally recommend something with fluorine in it. You don't notice it; it's just like swilling with minty water. But if you buy a small bottle then you only have to put up with it for about a week so it doesn't really matter if you don't like the stuff.

alcohol mouthwash can save your arse if you get breathalised
keep a bottle in your car

I've heard good things about mustard, as well

alcohol mouthwash can save your arse if you get breathalised
keep a bottle in your car[/b]

GUY: Officer I was just using alcohol mouthwash while driving so that's why I failed the test.
OFFICER: I'm arresting you for not driving with due care and attention.
GUY throws alcohol mouthwash in OFFICER'S eyes for a quick getaway.
OFFICER: IT BURNS!

Originally Posted by Ynot

alcohol mouthwash can save your arse if you get breathalised
keep a bottle in your car
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT!!! Do you realise that alcohol mouthwash just bumps up your breathilzer test to around 40. I saw it on a program (Mythbusters if you wanted to know) there is no way to beat the breathilizer. And anyway if they think something is wrong with the breathilizer machine then they'll just take you to the station and get a blood test. Do not use alcohol mouthwash if your gonna get pulled over.

im actually just wondering which mouthwash works best. i really dont care if it burns or not.

You need something to kill bacteria. Sulpher works very well for that, unfortunately, that will leave a smell as well. Carbonic acid works well, that was used in some mouthwashes.

My money is on alcohol. Think of it this way, if it's burning you, imagine what it is doing to all those bacteria!

Originally Posted by goldney

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT!!![/b]

I'm only kidding *

anyway,
original Listerine is the only way to go


* it's just one of those urban myths
probably complete bollocks

Yeah listerine burns like crazy. If ya think you're 'ard enuf go for it.

well i actually use "advanced listerine antiseptic", but i read somewhere that mouthwashes with alcohol can make halitosis worse. anyone else heard this?

No, I haven't heard this. Maybe you should google it?

I used to use the stuff without alcohol, and it was pretty good. But I realized despite whether or not it works, it does not make you feel like you have fresh breath or confident with your breath. The alcohol stuff really freshens your breath up really well. I'd like to use both, actually. The "dentists" recommend the non-alcohol stuff, but that doesn't give a clean feeling/smelling mouth to me.

Originally Posted by ataraxis

The "dentists" recommend the non-alcohol stuff,
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"dentists", with all their "knowledge". who the hell do they think they are.

Alcoholic mouthwater could work to deceive a breath-test, because it would get insane (as in clinically-dead) results. So I heard.

Yeas but they would just repeat the test and if that failed to work they would take you back to the police station where they would take a sample of your blood and get an alcohol reading from that.

Originally Posted by goldney

Yeas but they would just repeat the test and if that failed to work they would take you back to the police station where they would take a sample of your blood and get an alcohol reading from that.
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No, because you could use the alcohol to burn trough the cuffs! Muhahahaha!

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Yeah, urban legends are just about always full of shizzle. (shizzle)

This is why it could. No police station has the facilities to run a blood test on the spot, I would imagine, and they might just let you go if you act the right way and don't laugh in their face (they might smell it on your breath, for one thing).

Originally Posted by goldney

Do you realise that alcohol mouthwash just bumps up your breathilzer test to around 40. I saw it on a program (Mythbusters if you wanted to know) there is no way to beat the breathilizer. And anyway if they think something is wrong with the breathilizer machine then they'll just take you to the station and get a blood test. Do not use alcohol mouthwash if your gonna get pulled over.
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Think for a second. Would they have aired that episode if they DID find a way to beat the breathalyzer?

I normally use fluorine stuff, but alcohol-based ones work FAR better. I use those most of the time, try to walk away from the bathroom so I can't spit it out. Either I'm a masochist, or I want my teeth to be clean.

Think for a second. Would they have aired that episode if they DID find a way to beat the breathalyzer? [/b]

Yes? Would've made for a compelling, interesting episode with real life consequences.

Yeah, because they showed the video where they broke out of a jail using salsa and a radio.

Originally Posted by goldney

Yeah, because they showed the video where they broke out of a jail using salsa and a radio.
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That one was really cool.