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      Ok so you have a glass full of ice water...and you spill it. Crap. You pick up the dirty ice that is now littered with bits of stray hairs and carpet fuzzies and...well I guess if you're lazy like me, you just put it all back in the glass instead of walking to the kitchen to dump it in the sink. So then you're sitting, for me, it would be in bed on my laptop. And I reach over to take a drink of my water, realizing that now it's mostly melted ice, but you know, that's ok. Melted ice doesn't taste THAT bad. Completely forgetting that at this point it's just a bunch of dirty hairy fuzzy half melted ice water... Remembering this only as the liquid is halfway down my throat and I can see the dirt and hair in the glass I am now drinking from...then...spitting and sputtering everything out...trying very very hard not to gag.

      Maybe I'm just a complete idiot. But this is like the second time I've done this the past week. And you know what's REALLY PATHETIC...I ALMOST...and I mean like...came really really close to doing it TWICE with the SAME GLASS OF WATER tonight. That's just sad.

      *goes to get a clean glass of ice water*

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      hahaha, that's too funny... I lol'ed.

      I've almost done that once, and I was pretty drunk. Except once I saw the hair, fuzz balls, dirt, and what not, I just said screw it... I don't really need ice on my water. So my question to you is... how much alcohol have you had to drink to get to the point of putting the ice back in the cup?

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      That reminds me of my little roach experience. I was sitting in my room watching a movie, with the lights off so I could enjoy the movie with no glare on the screen. I had a glass of Coke, mostly gone, and the can to refill it, as I didn't want the ice to melt and water down the Coke too quick, on my floor beside me.

      So I reached down, grabbed the can, and instead of taking the time to refill my glass, and have to take my eyes off the TV screen, I just went to drink from the can, which was maybe a third full. I had my mouth half full of Coke when I felt something hit my teeth, something too big to go more than halfway through the opening between my upper and lower teeth, where it was.

      It was a cockroach, that had crawled into the Coke can and drowned. Needless to say, I spat Coke all over myself and the floor.

      That's something you don't really want the unpleasantness of experiencing, let me tell you. I kept my next can in my lap between my legs for the rest of the movie.

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      I was once eating some flat pieces of candy. I was just sitting there, in front of my computer. I didn't really take note of what I was eating, I just grabbed it. Then, somehow, one of those small flat batteries got mixed with the candy. I only eat one piece at a time, so my mouth was all clear. I then grabbed the batterie. I thought it had a funny feeling, but I didn't care and threw it inside my mouth. The batterie was broken, so there was this thin layer of acid on it, so I got frigging batterie-acid in my mouth, and it also felt like it gave me a little shock.

      Damn that sucked, and I had to clean my mouth with water like 5 times, just to get the taste out. Urg.

      edit: I didn't swallow the batterie though, I spat it out instantly

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      OK, this is the grossest of all, so gross I hesitate to share it, but what the hell.

      When I was a kid, I had a guinea pig that I would hold and put in bed with me and let it run all around. I also liked to sneak brown sugar out of the kitchen and eat it. Once (this is hard to read I know) when I had the guinea pig in bed with me, and I was eating stolen brown sugar, I saw what I thought was a big hunk of yummy sugar, one of the crystallized hard pieces that are the best, that had dropped out of my hand onto the bed. So I picked it up and put it in my mouth and bit down. I'm sure you can guess what it really was. The horror is still with me.

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      Haha.
      This is only slightly related, but it's just as good. I was working in a call center a few years ago and there was this big bottle of rubbing alcohol that they would pass around the room, to rub off the phones with, every now and then. There was this girl, Leah, that had a bottle of water with her that she'd been sipping on, all day. Well, one of these times, she wasn't paying attention to what she was doing, and she picks up the bottle of alcohol. I just happened to glance in her direction as she's about to take a huge swig from the bottle of alcohol, and I'm like "Leah...What are you doing?!" It was like she just snapped out of a daze, and she looked at the bottle, that was just touching her lips and was like "OMG!" lol. Yeah, that could have been pretty bad.
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      this reminds me of the time a girl i work with had a moth land in her coffee cup. She was at the last drop of coffee, and just knocked it back and took a big swig. Suddenly she's gagging and choking, and i'm smacking her on the back.

      When she realised what it was, she was practically crying!!! she's terrified of moths.

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      Senseless banter is SENSLESSSSSSSSSS

      yes, anyway. How about this: Have you ever left a can of pop sitting open outside and left it alone for about five minutes. Then you come back to take a drink, and there is a fucking bee inside?! I watched that happen to a friend of mine. Got stung in the mouth, and we had to take him to the hospital - looking back, it was quite funny.

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      Haha...this is great&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; And I thought MY story was gross. You guys all have had some funny experiences. Though, some of those were really out of your control, with bugs and such, and I&#39;m just a complete idiot for forgets that I put dirty ice back in the glass and drink it. >_<

      Hehe...anyone else? Oh, and Artelis I don&#39;t think this is senseless banter. *shrugs*

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      You people have obviously never been around smokers/chewers before, that use soda cans as an ashtray/spitcup..

      Needless to say it sucks, about twice a year I make the mistake of going to take a drink out of my buttcan and turn the can up only to get a mouth full of ash.

      But one time my friend who dips, took a BIG swig of his dip spit.

      Not funny when I do it, but it was funny as hell when he did.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Aquanina View Post
      Maybe I&#39;m just a complete idiot. But this is like the second time I&#39;ve done this the past week. And you know what&#39;s REALLY PATHETIC...I ALMOST...and I mean like...came really really close to doing it TWICE with the SAME GLASS OF WATER tonight. That&#39;s just sad.[/b]
      If this isn&#39;t a sign that you need more sleep, I don&#39;t know what is.


      I eat cat hair everyday. Everything I eat at work has at least a few cat hairs and other unknown floaties land on it within about 30 seconds of sitting on the counter. Most of the time I don&#39;t even bother to pick it off anymore because my hands are always covered in just as much (or more) hair as my food.

      *coughs up hairball*

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      Quote Originally Posted by Aquanina View Post
      I&#39;m just a complete idiot[/b]
      Quoted for truth.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Burns View Post
      If this isn&#39;t a sign that you need more sleep, I don&#39;t know what is.
      I eat cat hair everyday. Everything I eat at work has at least a few cat hairs and other unknown floaties land on it within about 30 seconds of sitting on the counter. Most of the time I don&#39;t even bother to pick it off anymore because my hands are always covered in just as much (or more) hair as my food.

      *coughs up hairball*[/b]
      lol The pet hair battle is one you&#39;re bound to lose. Goodness know just how much I&#39;ve accidently consumed over the years It&#39;s just a bit of extra fiber.

      My terrier mix Isis shed badly at times. My husband became convinced that dog hair was the building block of the universe, and not the atom, when we found dog hair in a just-opened tub of butter.


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      Quote Originally Posted by Geves View Post
      You people have obviously never been around smokers/chewers before, that use soda cans as an ashtray/spitcup..

      Needless to say it sucks, about twice a year I make the mistake of going to take a drink out of my buttcan and turn the can up only to get a mouth full of ash.[/b]
      Ugh....I&#39;ve done that a couple of times.

      And and downing a mouthful of dip-spit.

      That&#39;s just............wrong.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Artelis View Post
      Quoted for truth.[/b]


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      LOL reminds me of last night at the bar. Some girl put ice down my shirt... so I gave her a noogie and stole her hat&#33;
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      Quote Originally Posted by ranma187 View Post
      LOL reminds me of last night at the bar. Some girl put ice down my shirt... so I gave her a noogie and stole her hat&#33;[/b]
      hmm... what&#39;s a noogie?

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      k you come up be hind them and forcefully put your arm around their neck. you put your index and middle together and rub it vigourusly over their scalp&#33;
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      Quote Originally Posted by tyrantt23 View Post
      hmm... what&#39;s a noogie?[/b]



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      Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
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      You people have obviously never been around smokers/chewers before, that use soda cans as an ashtray/spitcup..

      Needless to say it sucks, about twice a year I make the mistake of going to take a drink out of my buttcan and turn the can up only to get a mouth full of ash.

      But one time my friend who dips, took a BIG swig of his dip spit. [/b]
      When I was working as a drummer - between sets at a blues bar - I was sitting around shooting the bull, grabbed my beer and took a big swig. Well, in a sudden blast of stomach-turning displeasure, I learned the truth: that it wasn&#39;t my bottle and it wasn&#39;t beer. It was some f*cker&#39;s tobacco spit bottle. I shudder at the thought. Bad times, bad times *shakes head in disgust*

      Not funny when I do it, but it was funny as hell when he did.[/b]
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      Boy, ranma... you must be a .... hit... with the ladies.

      In college I worked in a fruit fly lab. They got into everything (would you like fruitflies with that coffee?) After a while, you just got used to the bug-in-the-food thing. At least they&#39;re not cockroaches.

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      Quote Originally Posted by folded View Post
      Boy, ranma... you must be a .... hit... with the ladies. [/b]

      Well I&#39;m not gonna sit there and take shit just &#39;cause she&#39;s a girl lol. She was hittin on me all night, sat on my lap etc. you know it. we then threw paper airplanes at eachother&#33;

      In any bar/club setting, when girls are really drunk, anything that was cool in grade 5, is cool now&#33;
      this means, tag, cooties, shot for shot. throwing straws... Some girl kept spillin her drink on me once so i dipped my straw in coffee and flung it at her. She didn&#39;t get mad, lol. It&#39;s all good, but you wanna make sure they aren&#39;t "ice queens". &#39;cause then you&#39;ll get your ass kicked&#33; but even those make for good stories&#33;
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