hahaha, that's too funny... I lol'ed. |
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Ok so you have a glass full of ice water...and you spill it. Crap. You pick up the dirty ice that is now littered with bits of stray hairs and carpet fuzzies and...well I guess if you're lazy like me, you just put it all back in the glass instead of walking to the kitchen to dump it in the sink. So then you're sitting, for me, it would be in bed on my laptop. And I reach over to take a drink of my water, realizing that now it's mostly melted ice, but you know, that's ok. Melted ice doesn't taste THAT bad. Completely forgetting that at this point it's just a bunch of dirty hairy fuzzy half melted ice water... Remembering this only as the liquid is halfway down my throat and I can see the dirt and hair in the glass I am now drinking from...then...spitting and sputtering everything out...trying very very hard not to gag. |
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hahaha, that's too funny... I lol'ed. |
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That reminds me of my little roach experience. I was sitting in my room watching a movie, with the lights off so I could enjoy the movie with no glare on the screen. I had a glass of Coke, mostly gone, and the can to refill it, as I didn't want the ice to melt and water down the Coke too quick, on my floor beside me. |
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I was once eating some flat pieces of candy. I was just sitting there, in front of my computer. I didn't really take note of what I was eating, I just grabbed it. Then, somehow, one of those small flat batteries got mixed with the candy. I only eat one piece at a time, so my mouth was all clear. I then grabbed the batterie. I thought it had a funny feeling, but I didn't care and threw it inside my mouth. The batterie was broken, so there was this thin layer of acid on it, so I got frigging batterie-acid in my mouth, and it also felt like it gave me a little shock. |
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OK, this is the grossest of all, so gross I hesitate to share it, but what the hell. |
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Haha. |
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this reminds me of the time a girl i work with had a moth land in her coffee cup. She was at the last drop of coffee, and just knocked it back and took a big swig. Suddenly she's gagging and choking, and i'm smacking her on the back. |
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'all of the moments that already passed/
try to go back and make them last.'
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Haha...this is great!!!! And I thought MY story was gross. You guys all have had some funny experiences. Though, some of those were really out of your control, with bugs and such, and I'm just a complete idiot for forgets that I put dirty ice back in the glass and drink it. >_< |
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You people have obviously never been around smokers/chewers before, that use soda cans as an ashtray/spitcup.. |
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If this isn't a sign that you need more sleep, I don't know what is. |
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lol The pet hair battle is one you're bound to lose. Goodness know just how much I've accidently consumed over the years It's just a bit of extra fiber. |
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LOL reminds me of last night at the bar. Some girl put ice down my shirt... so I gave her a noogie and stole her hat! |
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k you come up be hind them and forcefully put your arm around their neck. you put your index and middle together and rub it vigourusly over their scalp! |
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Dream Journal: Dreamwalker Chronicles Latest Entry: 01/02/2016 - "Hallway to Haven" (Lucid)(Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
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Boy, ranma... you must be a .... hit... with the ladies. |
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