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      Hey baby, want some?

      Pick up lines, while never useful strike me as humorous. Any one have some good ones? How ever korny, raunchy, or clever they may be, post em...


      Baby, if we were squirrel's, I`d bust a nut in your hole

      Does this rag smell like chloroform?

      Wanna get some pizza and a fuck? ..What, you don't like pizza?
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      Personally, I don't use pick-up lines. If some guy is hot, I just walk up to him and say "Hey, I think you're really attractive." Conversation usually picks up from there. Guys tend to like getting their egos stroked.

      Hasn't really worked so far, but then again:
      1. I'm not looking
      2. Every guy I've thought was even a little bit hot is either
      a. Not single
      b. a complete asshole
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      c. gay
      3. I'm dog-ass ugly and guys tend to let me know that I'm dog-ass ugly

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      whoever says that I will mess up their face so bad that they WILL be dog-ass ugly.


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      I personally dont like "pick up lines", the name itself indicates how much they suck, so unless you wanna be "picked up" I dont like em =P

      Im not the kinda person that steps up to a random person to pick them up..rather, just start a convo about somethign that actually means sense at the point(if you wanna get to know that person)..and if you are dealing with somebody you know, be romantic, be creative =) At least, Im sensitive for that, a pretty rose does the trick. A lovely rose, for a lovely person I'd say..

      I'm dog-ass ugly and guys tend to let me know that I'm dog-ass ugly[/b]
      A lovely rose for a lovely person, hey, you deserve a truckload of roses so lovely are you, and your much more beautiful then any rose this planet has ever produced, besides, your a sweet sugar heart ^_^ Which is much more important then looks, I fall for that easier then any kind of looks =)
      "You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection."
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      Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
      whoever says that I will mess up their face so bad that they WILL be dog-ass ugly.
      Awww. ^_^ Paperdoll is my hero! Seriously, I don't even let it bother me anymore. I honestly don't give two shits whether some idiot I barely know thinks I'm ugly or not. No loss to me, just to him.

      Oh, and I don't know if this is a joke or something or if someone really is trying to pick me up, but every now and then when I get out of work and go to my car, I'll see flowers tied to my mirror. I'm talking, like, carnations and lilies and roses and stuff. O_o I have no idea who is doing it and knowing the guys that I work with, I'm not sure that I want to know!

      By the way, did anyone ever wonder where pick up lines came from? And whether or not they actually worked at one point in time?

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      Let's play war.. i'll just lie on the ground and you can blow the shit out of me

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      Stick the the rubric I know they are unsuccesful, but I still wanna here em...and I enjoyed that one, life.

      edit: relatively sure they came from the introduction of swingers.
      By 3 am I have discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the world

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      i've actually tried "if i told you that you had a beautiful body; would you hold it against me?"

      i knew the girl so i wasn't just some creep.

      she just shrugged it off as me trying to be cute.
      clear eyes. strong hands.

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      Is this cotton, cuz this must be felt *grope*
      By 3 am I have discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the world

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      I just like chanting to the person "Baby, baby, baby, come to me, come to me!!!"...

      And then I ask myself why I'm not with anyone at the time...
      If I hadn't made me
      I'd be more inclined to bow
      Powers that be would have swallowed me up
      But that's more than I can allow...

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      a few ive heard in the past/created on my own.

      Hey I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

      If I slipped you a kiss, would you slip outta that dress?

      If I let you milk my cow, can I milk you?

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      I just made one up for this thread specifically, I hope you don't all use it or it will loose its street cred...

      "All women are seduced by my charms, come, jump into my arms!"
      or
      "All women have me on their mind, come, we'll do it from behind"
      or
      "Hey! Do you like Jazz? Come, I'll f*ck you in the ass!"

      I almost wet my pants laughing at this when I thought about it...its just so stupid
      If I hadn't made me
      I'd be more inclined to bow
      Powers that be would have swallowed me up
      But that's more than I can allow...

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      Well there is also the ever famous:

      "Nice shoes...wanna fuck?"

      ~Corbin

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      Originally posted by A Lost Soul
      3. I'm dog-ass ugly and guys tend to let me know that I'm dog-ass ugly
      OMG OMG OMG! *starts hyperventilating*

      Never say that again! You make me sad.... and you made me use internet speak!

      I remember your picture! *Points finger at lost soul*
      You were attractive! *Starts shaking her* ATTRACTIVE!


      .... *phew* Now that thats settled.

      On the matter of pickup lines, I can remember one I heard;
      "That dress is very becoming on you. If I were on you I'd be coming too."
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      This is one that only Australian blokes can use.

      "Have you heard of the Aussie kiss? It's just like a french kiss but down under!"


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      Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
      whoever says that I will mess up their face so bad that they WILL be dog-ass ugly.

      good.
      "i am the crumpled sheets of paper behind an artists' attempt at perfection"


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      Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
      whoever says that I will mess up their face so bad that they WILL be dog-ass ugly.
      You'd have pretty much (if not all of) the whole forum backing you!
      "Trust is a weakness"
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      I <3 LS!!!!!!


      now that thats out in the open ;p

      theres always those corny pick-up lines:
      "did that hurt?" "what?" "when you fell from heaven..."

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      Wanna have a night of the most passionate mindblowingly orgasmic sex?
      "no", "well, you can just lay there so I can".
      By 3 am I have discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the world

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      Originally posted by WerBurN
      I <3 LS!!!!!!


      now that thats out in the open ;p

      theres always those corny pick-up lines:
      \"did that hurt?\" \"what?\" \"when you fell from heaven...\"
      Awwww... to both things. I think I'm just sappy enough to fall for that pick-up line. LOL.

      “Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.”
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      Simple is better when it comes to pick-up lines:

      "Where are you going?"

      "Where are you from?"

      or simply "Hi."

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      Re: Hey baby, want some?

      Originally posted by PSmolik90
      Does this rag smell like chloroform?
      You can buy 99.9% medical grade chloroform on eBay...

      It's been in the back of my mind for a little while to try and STAND UP against chloroform and try to not pass out. Impossible, I know.

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      - Can I get some fries with that shake?

      - If I was Fred and you were Wilma, I'd make your bed rock!

      - Did you spill Windex on your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.
      I'm rich, biatch!

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      If we were squirrels, could I crack a nut in your hole ?

      If your left leg was christmas and right one was easter, could I meet up with you between the holidays?
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      Unless otherwise stated, views expressed in this post are not necessarily representative of the official Dream Views stance. Hell, it's probably not even representative of me.

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      If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

      If God made anything more beautiful than you girl, then I hope he kept it for himself.

      I'm like a bicycle with the seat off . . . I'll get in your ass! 8)
      I'm rich, biatch!

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