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      Talking Chapstick!

      I received this in an email and thought it was too funny not to share!!

      The Ellen Show was on and she read this submission to a contest from a viewer:

      So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in our bathroom.

      Well, we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3 years old and 1 year old.

      The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves chapstick. LOVES IT! He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done.

      Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and try to get ready for church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.

      We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally round the corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my chapstick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked right into my eyes and said "chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right -- their little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind.

      And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.

      And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been using your chapstick on the cat's butt.

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      Wow... lol!

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      LOL!

      I bet that cat had the softest, most kissable butthole ever. :p

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      LOL. Wow. Kids are funny. I hope I never have any. (I'm kidding...or am I?)
      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

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      That was funny. It was nice to see something that made me laugh today!!!

      just think about it...before that, how many times had she used that thing?! eww.
      'all of the moments that already passed/
      try to go back and make them last.'

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      Quote Originally Posted by irishcream View Post
      That was funny. It was nice to see something that made me laugh today!!!
      I love to laugh and I try to share funny things whenever I can!

      Quote Originally Posted by irishcream View Post
      just think about it...before that, how many times had she used that thing?! eww.
      The thought kinda makes me feel all "queazy" inside!

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      Quote Originally Posted by Burns View Post
      LOL!

      I bet that cat had the softest, most kissable butthole ever. :p

      That just made me scared!

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      Why would you tell us this story!? WHY?!

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      Quote Originally Posted by Pensive Patrick View Post
      Why would you tell us this story!? WHY?!
      LOL!! (you know you like it!)
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      I read that story when it was first posted and then again just now. It's still funny...Is that wrong?
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      Quote Originally Posted by goldney View Post
      I read that story when it was first posted and then again just now. It's still funny...Is that wrong?
      Nah, that's not wrong. I think the reason it's still funny is that you can totally believe that it could happen.
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