Combacks

[peppy]

This is the place for u to post those great comebacks you've came up with (and if u want say what the situation was when u used it). I myself aren't that great at comebacks so I wouldn't mind hearing some of yours. -peppy

[Merlock]

This is somewhat off-topic, of course, but I just keep wondering why people make topics along the lines of "discuss this" without placing any of their own input. o.o

[Gwendolyn]

The comeback 'Your mom'. I think it's the only one I use.

[Replicon]

I partially paraphrased this from a comic book, but: "Does your mom still charge a nickel for a blowjob? Or has it been a dime since I kicked her teeth out?"

[King and God]

Once when a good friend of mine threw a piece of mud in my face when we were little kids I threw a bucket full of it on him. We started to fight afterwards, but his older brother - also a friend of mine - stepped in and interuppted it. But the thing blew over and we got along fine the next day.

[In My Own World]

The comeback 'Your mom'. I think it's the only one I use. lol, that's the comeback that always gets to people.

[Osimero]

I was having a verbal fight with someone who had cut me in the lunch line, and it started to get pretty nasty. He called me an "asslick", and I replied in a insulted tone, "I did not lick you!". That was after all of the typical mom insults of course.

[Lord Toaster]

I just keep wondering why people make topics along the lines of "discuss this" without placing any of their own input. o.o Because they don't know and they want to find out. I myself aren't that great at comebacks

[Lord Toaster]

The comeback 'Your mom'. I think it's the only one I use. There's also the slight variation of "your face" :p

[Adrenaline Junkie]

ah, remember the old "i know you are but what am i?" lol, funny stuff, you'd be doing that for hours

[Demerzel]

There are no real all-round comebacks. You can either provide a comeback to a line on the spot or you can't, and all these pre-written ones are for those who can't.

[QwinsepiaSquared]

Why get mad at me? The joke's between your legs.

[M-Cat]

Why do we have to go around insulting everyone?! Why can't we just be friends?! OK seriously, the best comebacks are those that you come up with on the spot, and which are true, because they hit home the hardest. Pre-fabricated insults are cowardly and unintelligent. So if you can't think of anything, just punch them in the face

[Gwendolyn]

There's also the slight variation of "your face" :p Ok, I also admit to being a 'your face' user too. I'm just that type of gal'!

[Descensus]

Me = Comeback king. I made 90% of them up on the spot. Most of them include sexual intercourse with said person's mom or how their dad likes to take "it" in the rear. Hits home real bad, so the person I'm talking to just shuts up. Here's a situation that happened between me and my friend (we talk shit all the time) a couple days ago Person: Maybe when you hit puberty, you'll realize what leg hair feels like. Me: Maybe when you hit puberty, you'll start talking to girls and not move away from them when they come to our table, asshat. (May not be funny, but my stuff is a "you have to be there" type of thing) He's 15 (like me) and is scared shitless of girls. He's a little 5'6" Cape Verdean who weighs about 110 pounds and dresses like a 10 year old. Pretty hilarious.

[Infraredkelp]

If someone calls you a pussy just say: "you are what you eat" :p

[derb]

i agree about the whole 'your ma' thing goin on, but its always classic when you throw in the first name. example: tell audry i left her money under the rock by your door, just so she knows.

[Rainman]

There are no real all-round comebacks. You can either provide a comeback to a line on the spot or you can't, and all these pre-written ones are for those who can't. Amen.

[Infraredkelp]

No matter how good your comeback is, there is always a counter-comeback to it.

[Man of Shred]

i went up to a couple girls in a bar and introduced myself. one turned around with this "I'm hot and i know it" look on her face. adn she said "umm excuse me we were trying to have a conversation". i said "What a coincidence! so was I!" she did not havea comeback and apologised for being rude LOL

[joey11223]

Backstory: I like to play with my hair a lot, so say in class when im really bored i'll be fiddling with it n curling it with my fingers, sometimes i'll be concentraing on what someone is saying and not even realise i'm doing it well this isnt an insult so really it's one of those you had to be thetre things but... Friend: "Omg joe stop playing with your hair, that's what girls do when their flirting" Me:"Dude you coming on to me?" Friend:"Shut up" Me:" I didn't hear a no...(does some cute little hair playing and gives him a wink) hehehe lol he had nothing!!!:p

[HyperNova]

Backstory: I like to play with my hair a lot, so say in class when im really bored i'll be fiddling with it n curling it with my fingers, sometimes i'll be concentraing on what someone is saying and not even realise i'm doing it well this isnt an insult so really it's one of those you had to be thetre things but... Friend: "Omg joe stop playing with your hair, that's what girls do when their flirting" Me:"Dude you coming on to me?" Friend:"Shut up" Me:" I didn't hear a no...(does some cute little hair playing and gives him a wink) hehehe lol he had nothing!!!:p lol but i think a good old fashioned smack to the mouth always does the trick :p

[CoLd BlooDed]

I've always liked when you say in the most neutral voice possible, "I'm sorry... I didn't realize I was in the presence of someone who thought they were cool."

[Osimero]

If someone says in a hostile manner something along the lines of, "What are you looking at?" I like to reply "I'm not quite sure" (I lean a bit closer squinting) "But on closer inspections it appears to be a horse's ass." :p

[dodobird]

If someone says in a hostile manner something along the lines of, "What are you looking at?" I like to reply "I'm not quite sure" (I lean a bit closer squinting) "But on closer inspections it appears to be a horse's ass." :p oh no... that may get you into trouble, as the type of person that sais "What are you looking at?" may quite likely have a weapon in his pocket.