Thread: Me an good 'ol Pirate

I found my chat with Pirate this evening to be of the utmost amusement. I can't fight the urge to post ^.^

Welcome! You have entered [DV Chat] at 2:53 am
[DV Chat]: CymekSniper has entered at 2:53 am
[CymekSniper] 2:54 am: brnz!!!
[Pirate] 2:54 am: hi..?
[CymekSniper] 2:54 am: GRAAAHHH!
[Pirate] 2:54 am: no one here man.
[Pirate] 2:54 am: just u.
[CymekSniper] 2:54 am: cyme....need...brnz!
[Pirate] 2:55 am: i'm not even here.
CymekSniper is falling apart...literally
CymekSniper flails his arm but it detaches from his shoulder
[Pirate] 2:56 am: you are hallucinating.
[CymekSniper] 2:57 am: BRAINZ!
[CymekSniper] 2:57 am: grrrhhhh
CymekSniper falls on his chest, his right leg snaps in half
[Pirate] 2:57 am: and you know what i have to say?
[Pirate] 2:58 am: man shavings.
[CymekSniper] 2:58 am: mrh
[CymekSniper] 2:58 am: mrrrrhhhhhgrraaahh
CymekSniper move his jaw up and down
[Pirate] 2:59 am: mrrrrhhhhhgrraaahh indeed.
CymekSniper pulls himself with his remaining arm to the table Pirate is sitting at and begins gnawing on his leg
[Pirate] 3:00 am: im not here, retard!!!1!!
[Pirate] 3:00 am: !!11!!!11!
[CymekSniper] 3:00 am: brrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnzzzzz
CymekSniper says scratching Pirate's leg
[Pirate] 3:02 am: ...
[Pirate] 3:02 am: fuck, my internet!!!
CymekSniper pulls on Pirate's leg
CymekSniper jerks pirate off his chair
[CymekSniper] 3:03 am: BRNNNZZZZ!
[Pirate] 3:03 am: im not in a chair
CymekSniper drags himself up to pirate and grabs hold of his head. Pirate is struggling to get free but just isn't
strong enough.
CymekSniper bites pirate's ear and rips it off
[CymekSniper] 3:05 am: GRAAAAAAH!
[Pirate] 3:06 am: here. this song helped me when i thought i needed brains. http://radioblogclub.com/op
en/148771/sworn_to_the_black/Morbid%20Angel%20-%20Sworn%20to%20the%20Black
CymekSniper begins feasting on Pirate's head. But wait, it seems Pirate is lacking......in the head.
CymekSniper pulls himself away saying
[CymekSniper] 3:07 am: brnz.....
[Pirate] 3:07 am: >:[
[DV Chat]: Pirate has left at 3:09 am
[DV Chat]: Pirate has entered at 3:09 am
[Pirate] 3:10 am: damn zombies...
CymekSniper is stepped on by pirate's storming feet and his other leg falls off. Pirate's crying echoes through
the halls. The words "Why, why, why didn't I study harder?
[Pirate] 3:10 am: it was pots fault.
CymekSniper looks at Pirate as he walks in once more. He kicks Cymek
[CymekSniper] 3:11 am: graaaaaaaaah
[Pirate] 3:11 am: graah my ass!
CymekSniper realizes he is not a zombie, but he just has that disease that makes your limbs fall off without
much force and is high because he is a pyro and he lit that pot field on fire.
[Pirate] 3:14 am: heh
CymekSniper gathers up his limbs and pulls himself together, cheery just as before
[Pirate] 3:15 am: didmy song help?
[CymekSniper] 3:15 am: Glorious day, Pirate. ^.^
[Pirate] 3:15 am: ?
[Pirate] 3:15 am:
[CymekSniper] 3:15 am: oh I'm afraid i didn't listen to your song
[Pirate] 3:15 am: ,,,-.-
[CymekSniper] 3:16 am: jk
[Pirate] 3:16 am: lol
[CymekSniper] 3:16 am: not really...
[CymekSniper] 3:16 am: LOL