Thread: Ownage contest!!! (check 1st post for updates)

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div>

Originally posted by adidas+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(adidas)

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i'm in...

ohh it's on now...

no more mr. nice guy...

i'll be hard as a rock...*

i'll be so hard* you won't know who owned you until i tap you on the shoulder and slap you in the face with my owning tool.

*that was thrown in there as bait... only the strong try to turn that on me... for the weak will crumble in the daunting owning that will be bestowed upon them by my malicious fury of owning tactic.

Oh I see your bait, and I raise you one abandoned erection.

i'll call your feeble erection and raise you two testicles and a case of ky jelly... you're gonna need it babe.

too much? [/b]

Of course not! But I think you misunderstood hot stuff, I ABANDONED your erection. So you can keep that KY for your date with Lefty (or are you right-handed then?)[/b][/quote]

will my owning be reduced if i bring pictures of what i'm doing tomorrow night? seriously. it involves strawberry flavored body powder and sake.

p.s. i haven't had a date with palmela and her 5 sisters for a while. lefty is out of commission. it was a terrible mess... two of her five sisters were decapitated and needed to get reattached... she's gone through some rigorous physical therapy but i think she'll be good to go in a couple months.... and yes i'm left handed so i've been stranded since april.

Non ownage intened ffx. It was just funny.
DID YOU DO IT!!

Originally posted by adidas
will my owning be reduced if i bring pictures of what i'm doing tomorrow night? seriously. it involves strawberry flavored body powder and sake.

p.s. i haven't had a date with palmela and her 5 sisters for a while. lefty is out of commission. it was a terrible mess... two of her five sisters were decapitated and needed to get reattached... she's gone through some rigorous physical therapy but i think she'll be good to go in a couple months.... and yes i'm left handed so i've been stranded since april. *

Damn Adidas, you're hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But, woah.......what happened to your hand man? I have a vague recollection of a picture of it posted somewhere here on DV, long ago.............

[quote]-- except adidas and Ev, they can do whatever they want. (we know mods pwn everybody)

8. An example of pwnage:
Truthbearer: I feel so sexy tonight, so I wear my favourite pink thong!
User001: Pwned
Truthbearer: not again!!!

9. A special ">>>Pwnage here <<<" topic will be created in the lounge. There will be no rules. Why lounge? Because:
a)Normal (not almighty global) moderators have the force there.
b)It will attract *cough* post whores *cough* and we will pwn them.


OH! and one more rule, (lowercase needs to follow this one closely)...don't make fun of the panty hoes i wear...its flair, ok?
Bastards!!!! I said no abusing mod powers!!! You just wait till you post in the newbie zone or the adoptions forum!!!!

Come on people, let play fair...

Regarding how to keep tabs, I recommend that you save the address to where the pwnage took place, in order for you to be able to present it to all the participants in the end. Points should not be tallied up until then...

Jin's in too.

mwhaha we'll own them in newbie zone and embarras them infront of all the new people

we worked really hard to become mods, so we can have fun editing ppl posts

230 people viewed this post.... it consists of 2 pages + 2 in the 3rd one, so I'd say that would be about 100 peopel owned with my pic... HAHAH

Originally posted by Truthbearer
Bastards!!!! I said no abusing mod powers!!! You just wait till you post in the newbie zone or the adoptions forum!!!!

Come on people, let play fair...

i don't remember using my mod powers to own anyone. -- don't worry i can play fair in the owning games 2004 ™ but i can't speak for the other lil' devils with stars.

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

Damn Adidas, you're hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But, woah.......what happened to your hand man? I have a vague recollection of a picture of it posted somewhere here on DV, long ago.............

sorry i did this padfoot style but it was too many copy and pastes for my little head to handle.

i was in a car accident... or that's what i say... the fact of the matter is that i was wacking it really hard one day and the tendons couldn't take the pressure... they snapped and by force of inertia took off the tips of my middle and ring finger.

ohhh yeah, adidas i soo owned your ass!

Originally posted by adidas
the fact of the matter is that i was wacking it really hard one day

Lefty liked it rough, but not that rough! Poor thing!

And now you're all stuck with Righty, who requires foreplay and everything.

Originally posted by CT+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CT)</div>

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the fact of the matter is that i was wacking it really hard one day

So you're saying, Lefty liked it rough, but you took it to far?[/b]

that's exactly what i'm saying. he broke down under pressure... poor little bugger... i pushed him to hard.

much like an engine will throw a rod... *sexual innuendo*

some body changed their post. tisk tisk.

Damn you, preview button! Why must you be so close to submit!

Originally posted by CT
And now you're all stuck with Righty, who requires foreplay and everything.

fine, i'll play your game.

and now you're stuck envisioning how i might go about that. YOU'RE SICK!

[b]I AM IN

i know its too late, but what the frell

Originally posted by pOOp
[b]I AM IN

i know its too late, but what the frell

I bet that's the same thing you tell your girlfriend, huh?

Truthbearer: I feel so sexy tonight, so I wear my favourite pink thong! *
User001: Pwned *
Truthbearer: *not again!!! *
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Heh. That was funny. Whoever did that deserves 2 points.

Truthbearer: BUT THE RULES! THE RULES! *flails about pointing in the vauge direction of the rules*

Nobody cares about the rules, because in pwnage there are no rules.

Originally posted by Truthbearer+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Truthbearer)</div>

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I AM IN

i know its too late, but what the frell

I bet that's the same thing you tell your girlfriend, huh?

It's what I say when I enter the matrix.

Originally posted by adidas
ohhh yeah, adidas i soo owned your ass!

Dude, what that your alter ego speaking? Or Ms. Lefty?

Originally posted by Truthbearer+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Truthbearer)</div>

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I AM IN

i know its too late, but what the frell

I bet that's the same thing you tell your girlfriend, huh?

You should have added: But I bet that wasn't too difficult to do was it?

It would have made a nice pwn.

wow, that was low and dirty, but anyways it's a pwnage for pOOp!

yay farscape!