Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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Anyone know any good jokes, or even just a funny story to tell? |
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Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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Lost count of how many lucid dreams I've had
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Here's an awkward conversation with some of my friends: |
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Signature skilled by ClouD
Originally Posted by Oscar
This guy who was in my math class last semester has a guy on his hockey teams whose brother's friend took shrooms with his other friend one day. |
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[broken link removed]The Dynamics of Segrival[/URL]
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A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately,he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother |
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? |
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"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later."
-Mitch Hedberg
Kaeli's Dream Journal
Bloke goes to the Doctor's and says "Doctor? My sex life with my wife is non-existent.. is there anything I can do to spice it up?" |
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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? |
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Why couldn't billy ride his bicycle? |
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What do you call a black guy eating peanut butter? |
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I don't get it. |
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Okay, so there's a Monk, Preist, and British guy... |
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Johnny was tearfully digging a ground and the next door neighbour coming home from work saw Johnny and asked, "Hey, Johnny what are you doing there?" |
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And if I had wheels, I'd be a wagon.
what's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? |
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An oldie for our UK viewers, that may fall completely flat in the US: |
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Or. |
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Starry starry night, paint your pallet blue and gray,
Look out on a summers day,
with eyes that know the darkness of my soul.
What do you call a tomato without ears? |
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I'm gonna go ahead and get this one out of the way: |
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Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
So I'm driving around in my car, and I come up to a stop sign. There's no one around, so I just kinda slow down, but don't come to a complete stop. I hear a siren, and it turns out the cops are behind me, and they ask me to pull over. |
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08 LD's:28 Tasks of the Month Completed:5 Adopted Hollings
Current Lucid goals:
1: Have one WILD.
2: Fight Agent Smith.CHECK
3. Swing through a city like Spider-Man.CHECK
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