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      my night's story!

      ok well i start the night off with melanie and tara... we're walking around this mall taking pictures of random crap... well we decide to go inside the mall and take some pictures... BIG MISTAKE. apparently you're not allowed to take pictures in malls. it probably wasn't a good idea for me to stalk the security guard with the camera on video mode... he told me to leave... he told me, "you can't take pictures inside the mall." he even had two sheriffs with him... i say ok and head towards the door... the dude is dogging me the whole way out... telling me over and over again "you can;t take pictures in the mall. leave the mall right now!" i tell him, "dude, i'm on my way out, chill." he stops about 100 feet from the doors... i continue on my way out with tara and melanie... as soon as i get outside the doors i turn around and snap a shot of him and the sheriffs... big mistake! (again) they start running at me. i turn and flee into the parking lot... i'm in sandals so i don't make it far before the security guard catches me. the cops were close behind with tazers drawn. i stop and walk back to the patrol cars with them. they hand cuff me and put me into the squad car. i sit while they run my information and scold me. the cop keeps pulling this shit and saying, "you can't take a camera into the mall, just like you canít take a firearm into the mall." me, being the smart ass that i am, explain to the nice woman the differences between a .357 and a nikon 850... she's not impressed... she and her partner keep trying to tell me how much trouble i'm in... i continue to say that i was told that "no pictures could be taken in the mall" and that i wasn't "in" the mall... i was more "outside" the mall. again the officers weren't impressed with my lack of fear for their position of power. the mall security then took my picture! you believe that shit!?!?! they took MY picture and now i'm banned from the mall for 30 days... *sob sob* the cops made me delete the picture on the camera... they even threatened to take it as evidence and have it destroyed. the funny thing is... on that very same camera i have picture of my 13 year old sister pounding a 40 of king cobra beer with her friends.

      ohhh what a night... i was released from my custody... and now i have a new outlook on the law enforcement profession... they choose to rule through fear... it doesn't work when the subject isn't afraid.

      -jake
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      Omg that was too funny.
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      hahaha XD. that was some night! what jackasses they were. oh and why is taking pictures within a mall forbidden? is it because of that terrorist crap

      anyway your one fearless dude

      btw, what did your friends do while this whole thing took place?

      Curiosity killed the cat but at least it didnt die an ignorant bastard

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      well they started threatening my friends and i told them that they did nothing wrong... which they hadn't... they didn't even run with me into the parking lot... in fact they said "don't run" i probably should have listened because that was the only thing i could have been busted for... evading an officer... yet these fine law enforcement officials didn't even try to threaten me with that.

      i guess i have a laid back point of view when it comes to police... my best friend of 13 year's dad is the lieutenant of the local police department and he's the most chill guy i know. this leads into another story.. sorry.

      i was working on my bronco at my friends house and i had about 5 gallons of gas with silicone in it... so i couldn't really reuse it. so me and david, being the geniuses we are, decided to set it on fire... who knew 5 gallons of gas made such a big flame? long story short his dad comes flying up to the house with lights on thinking his house was on fire because there was so much black smoke... he sees the fire... tells us to put it out and then leaves.
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      Re: my night's story!

      Originally posted by adidas

      ohhh what a night... i was released from my custody... and now i have a new outlook on the law enforcement profession... they choose to rule through fear... it doesn't work when the subject isn't afraid.

      -jake
      You know, I don't really think there's a law against taking pictures outside the mall...

      Should of tried this:

      Me walks to the car.
      Me presses button on camera "OMG SMILE"
      Police give me...the camera.
      Me no it's mine.
      Police you can't take pictures in the mall.
      Me takes another photo of policemen
      Police right you're under arrest for...uh......<the law that says you have to do whatever the fancy man in uniform tells you>
      Me k. *takes another photo*

      --later--

      Judge: THOU ART IN COURT FOR TAKING PHOTOS OF THEE OFFICER, YES?
      Me: yes.
      Judge: HOW DO YOU PLEAD
      Me: not guilty.
      Judge: ...but, the evidence!
      Me: I didn't take those photos. THE CAMERA DID IT!!!
      Judge: no...welll....maybe it did....uh...shit.

      Okay, bad idea but it's still funny.

      I don't think much of police either (or the law). If at all possible, I go out of my way to disregard the rules. Maybe it's in my family or something: my mother's cousion once bit a man's ear off...then he drove a car directly through a caravan...it was like a GTA game. Police got him...he was put in jail. You know what he did?

      Walked straight out and left for Australia. A warrant is still out for his arrest in Britain. He's like, 80 now. My family love him all to bits though, he's a very nice person (the person who he bit the ear off of was one of those sleazeballs, you know, that use the law in such a way that what they're doing is wrong, but the law protects them).

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      my night's story...

      ok this is for this night's story but i didn't want to make a new thread.

      the night starts and i'm going to a drag show to support my friend who is performing. well i get a spot in the front row... lucky me. this giant black dude dressed as a black woman by the name of tabitha is giving me "extra attention" ... it was freaky... by "extra attention" i mean a lap dance. well after that i slipped some dollar bills into the pants of my friend and went on my way to a car show where i was almost run over by a 1968 dodge charger doing a burnout.

      what a night... i don't know how i'm going to top it on sunday... i will find a way.
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      you could be a TV show

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      Man, that's great.

      The whole "not allowed to take pictures" thing is because they don't want the name of the store or a logo or anything to be captured on a photo.. copyright issues. Same thing happened to me when I tried taking pictures in Loews Theater.. so then I got a video camera, went outside, and zoomed in on the sign at the front entrance and said, "Looooooews.. this is Loooooooeeeeeeeeews Theater.." for a while.

      Edit: Kaniaz and Adidas, who are those people in your avatars?


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      Those are Kaniaz's wife and adidas's girlfriend, respectively.

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      i thought that was supposed to be kaniaz's alternate personality. a 60 year old grandma....

      Curiosity killed the cat but at least it didnt die an ignorant bastard

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      SCREW YOU KANIAZ!

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      blah? yes that's my girlfriend... but if any newbies ask who the hottie is... it's me. keep that on the DL. (down low for you urbanly challenged)
      clear eyes. strong hands.

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      Originally posted by adidas
      blah? yes that's my girlfriend... but if any newbies ask who the hottie is... it's me. keep that on the DL. (down low for you urbanly challenged)
      somehow, i think they'll mess it up

      well i'll do my part and refer you to as a she from this day forth.

      Curiosity killed the cat but at least it didnt die an ignorant bastard

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      you do realize you just posted that where any noobie could prance along and trip over that post right?

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      Originally posted by WerBurN
      SCREW YOU KANIAZ!

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      Originally posted by WerBurN
      you do realize you just posted that where any noobie could prance along and trip over that post right?
      ROFL


      Ignorant bliss is an oxymoron; but so is miserable truth.

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      Originally posted by Paperdoll EP+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Paperdoll EP)</div>
      <!--QuoteBegin-WerBurN
      you do realize you just posted that where any noobie could prance along and trip over that post right?
      ROFL[/b]
      you do realize the newbies that i'm going after don't read posts... they just read the first post then click reply... i think i'll be safe.
      clear eyes. strong hands.

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      It's all falling apart...everything is corupted and gray. What's the point?
      If I hadn't made me
      I'd be more inclined to bow
      Powers that be would have swallowed me up
      But that's more than I can allow...

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