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      What's something funny you did on accident?

      Okay, well one day (close to Christmas), I was heading to my 1st class, and I saw my science teacher. She was wearing this reindeer sweater, and I just kind of walked quickly by her but gave her a "nice sweater" compliment. I didn't completely mean it, but it wasn't sarcasm. She was like, "What's wrong with it?!" So I say, "I didn't even say anything was wrong with it!!" Well I walk on and wonder why she got so mad at me. Later my friend told me it was "ugly sweater day" for the teachers. LOLZ

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      Along time ago when I was younger, I was skateboarding, and went to ollie over a BasketBall, and landed right ontop of it, and slammed my face into the ground... does that count? I mean, my friend was laughing, I was laughing, so it was funny, and it was on accident lol.

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      someone was opening the locker above mine and when I stood up I hit my head on it and it slammed shut just as the kid got it open.

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      I droped some change in a car and when i lifted my head up to fast i hit the the rearview mirror so hard it came off.
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      i was at work and i had to move one of the aggresive snakes into a different vivarium.. he was being moved from the bottom row to the middle row.. so ive got him and hes biting away at me.. so as quickly as i could i stood up and forgot id already opened the door in the middle row to put him straight it and smacked my head so hard i fell to the ground, in front of all the customers and everything!

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      I was skateboarding once, this was about hmm almost 10 years ago and I went up a simple home made ramp, like a 3 foot ramp, ollied on the ramp and landed on the ramp so that I could ride the ramp down backwards ya know?

      so I land on the ramp, the skateboard slips from under me and my weight shifts and i slammed my head into the ramp and just fell like a ton of bricks.

      I get up 10 seconds later with pieces of the ramp stuck to my face lol

      there was some cuts and bleeding but, it was still funny.
      I would rather die on my feet then to live on my knees.

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      Quote Originally Posted by lagunagirl View Post
      someone was opening the locker above mine and when I stood up I hit my head on it and it slammed shut just as the kid got it open.
      hahah, I think i've had that done to me once or twice
      I would rather die on my feet then to live on my knees.

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      I hit my head the top of my bus alot. Double-deckers equal less headroom. Tallness equals no headroom.

      Hurts.

      I keep my Sartorial elegance, however.

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      We were at a work outing at a bowling alley and I was making my "oh so elegant" approach to the lane. As I was walking, I swung my arm forward and my thumb kinda stuck in the ball which caused me to lose my balance and fall face first on the alley.

      I hear the ball bounce LOUDLY on the lane and, as I raise my head up.. I see the ball head straight for the center pin and I got my first (and only) strike of the night! I also received a rousing cheer from my work mates and those bowlers who just happened to be standing nearby.

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      I was snow skiing in Montana, and I turned a little bit or something and some how lost control. The next thing I knew, I was skiing backwards on one ski, and my other ski, which was no longer attached to my boot, was skiing down the mountain right beside me.
      How do you know you are not dreaming right now?

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      Quote Originally Posted by Clairity View Post
      We were at a work outing at a bowling alley and I was making my "oh so elegant" approach to the lane. As I was walking, I swung my arm forward and my thumb kinda stuck in the ball which caused me to lose my balance and fall face first on the alley.

      I hear the ball bounce LOUDLY on the lane and, as I raise my head up.. I see the ball head straight for the center pin and I got my first (and only) strike of the night! I also received a rousing cheer from my work mates and those bowlers who just happened to be standing nearby.
      Awww, I hope you didn't hurt your pretty face

      that sounds really painful, but the strike part is just cool
      I would rather die on my feet then to live on my knees.

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      Universal Mind: That's what happens when flatlanders go to the mountain...


      Oh, and it's "accidently" or "by accident." "On" is only used when you say "on purpose."

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      Quote Originally Posted by Clairity View Post
      We were at a work outing at a bowling alley and I was making my "oh so elegant" approach to the lane. As I was walking, I swung my arm forward and my thumb kinda stuck in the ball which caused me to lose my balance and fall face first on the alley.

      I hear the ball bounce LOUDLY on the lane and, as I raise my head up.. I see the ball head straight for the center pin and I got my first (and only) strike of the night! I also received a rousing cheer from my work mates and those bowlers who just happened to be standing nearby.
      lol! that's a total sitcom moment!

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      Quote Originally Posted by guerilla View Post
      Awww, I hope you didn't hurt your pretty face

      that sounds really painful, but the strike part is just cool
      LOL!! Nah.. I think I was just so stunned to find myself on the floor that it didn't hurt all all!

      Quote Originally Posted by lagunagirl View Post
      lol! that's a total sitcom moment!
      Yeah.. I wish someone had caught it on video because I definately would have sent it in to "America's Funniest Home Videos"!

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      okay okay i got a good one!!
      so i was practicing with my tennis team. there's 2 people on each side of the net.
      my coach (really funny) is serving a ball from one side of the net to the other side and you play from there. so he randomly just drops and hits a ball (this is intentionally) and hits at this guy's butt!!! my coach was behind the guy so the guy wasn't even expecting it!! loool. okay so they're playing out this point and the guy (who got his butt hit) hits the ball but it's short and doesn't go across the net so his partner (illegally) hits the ball again before it touches the ground and continues it so it reaches the other side. then my coach hits a ball at his butt!!! (as a punishment) we're all completely cracking up right now. then its my partner's and my turn. so i try to hit this ball but it goes in the totally wrong direction and doesn't go past the net (so you're guessing so is you're coach going to hit your butt for not hitting a good shot? nope!) the ball i hit goes completely sideways and hits my partner's butt!!!! this is completely unintentional! everyone starts cheering for me like, "nice shot!!!" whoo! that made my day!

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