welcome to the goth club...enjoy your stay! *quickie mart guy from the simpsions* LMFAO :laughtillhurts:
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welcome to the goth club...enjoy your stay! *quickie mart guy from the simpsions* LMFAO :laughtillhurts:
well, according to that list I'm harcore goth :P
BS, I had like ten but it doesn't make ya Goth.
I'm actually severely anti-goth/punk. They LITTER my school. I'm not sure who I dislike more, them or the preppies.
-Frequently wears black clothing.
Me: not frequently...
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Me: sometimes
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
Me: yep
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
Me: hmm yup
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
Me: Hell yes. (8 holes in my ears and tongue)
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
Me: Everyday
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
Me: Everyday
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Me: i'm neutral in religion
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Me: hell yes
-Takes drugs.
Me: Nope. I'm clean
-Drinks alcohol.
Me: when available..lol!
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
Me: *clears throat*
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
Me: *fake cough and shakes arm letting sleeve fall over arm*
-Complains of boredom.
Me: Always
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Me: Always
-Is excessively awake during the night.
Me: Always
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
Me: yeah but i tan easily...its funny
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Me: Always
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Me: Always
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
Me:i talk to my totem during meditation
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
Me: who doesn't?
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.
Me: i dislike authority figures, teachers
-Misbehaves at school.
Me:puh...always...
-Misbehaves at home.
Me: sometimes...
-Eats excessively or too little.
Me: me....no
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Me: no
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
Me: yeah bloods good
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
Me: who doesn't?
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
Me: no
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
Me: who doesn't?
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
Me: i shake my head to music...got a problem?
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
Me: O.o umm....no
-Expresses an interest in sex.
Me: umm...i plead the fifth
-Masturbates
Me: who doesn't?
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
Me: yep and i proudly admit it
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Me: im into wicca.....who am i kidding
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
Me: yup...
-Claims to be a goth.
Me: nope.
yeah i got 36/47 whooo who go me...im the most goth person here
-Frequently wears black clothing.
yes
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
so what if i I like good charlotte?
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
:barf:
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
Ive even got a studded mousepad!
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
:barf: :barf:
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
sorta... tears for fears isnt goth, is it?
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
how can i not?
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
I despise sports and i dont go to church but i dont really hate it... the statues talk to me :cry: and it creeps me out
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
no
-Takes drugs.
:barf: :barf: :barf:
-Drinks alcohol.
ive tasted it a couple of times but never felt the effects
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
aww, frell no!
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
im squeemish
-Complains of boredom.
not unless im here :D
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
dammit so im an insomniac. Get off my back!
-Is excessively awake during the night.
look above
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
i get headaches alot in the sun
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
....
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
boo! :thumbdown:
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
Well yeah i lie down and think for days on end but i dont talk to the frickin devil
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
so does everybody
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.
no
-Misbehaves at school.
go away
-Misbehaves at home.
im always home alone
-Eats excessively or too little.
i eat like a pig but I....
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
:rolllaugh: thats a good one. Youre not serious, are you?
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
only my own. Its healthy, anyways
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
FRELL YEAH
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
FRELL YEAH
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
....
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
they should have listed these separately.. i do the second one but not the first
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
:roll:
-Expresses an interest in sex.
What adidas said it was funny
-Masturbates
doesnt everybody?
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
no but i have nothing against them
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
no
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
No
-Claims to be a goth.
no but what a lousy way to end a note like this
Im not goth.... but i would really like to learn how they get sodas from the vending machine without putting in money!
I mean who doesn't do most of that stuff. Should be renamed if you don't do some of these things your unnormal.
This is why christianity is the only religion that pisses me off. It's all about conforming to a very unique lifestye. Suddenly anything but christianity becomes dangerous. Count dracula cereal is evil? If roses were called satans, would they be evil to? Who the hell doesn't get bored? The computer makes me worship the devil? If you don't take an interest in sex, you deserve a spanking (but not the kind from your mother). How is philosophy dangerous? Controlling your kids to the point where you monitor everything they do is the real danger. My parents didn't give a crap what I did when I was younger, and I don't go off and screw dead animals, drink, do drugs, start fights, watch friends, etc.
I answered no for the poll because satan told me to lie.
HAH im a goth apparently...stupid priest
now my demon-summoning goths,lets all go to www.satanist.net and do an evil ritual :lol:
whoo!satan!
Hey, where is Paperdoll's number? She says she is not goth, but everyone still accuses her of it. Now is her chance to prove that she is NOT?
Wow! I'm a goth x 4 by those standards! :o
I\'m like \'super-goth\'!
...
or \'Goth-man\'!
I'm a goth! :D
They're a crazy bunch, those catholic church members. :)
Priest: My balls are bluer than yours! That means I love God more than you!Quote:
-Expresses an interest in sex. [/b]
Priest 2: If I can't have sex, no one can!
:-P
....you know. i just had a dream that a Mod, edited the options for my thread....weird...=/
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
Complains of boredom.
Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
XD...
Quote:
Originally posted by Death-Wuad
This is why christianity is the only religion that pisses me off. It's all about conforming to a very unique lifestye. Suddenly anything but christianity becomes dangerous. Count dracula cereal is evil? If roses were called satans, would they be evil to? Who the hell doesn't get bored? The computer makes me worship the devil? If you don't take an interest in sex, you deserve a spanking (but not the kind from your mother). How is philosophy dangerous? Controlling your kids to the point where you monitor everything they do is the real danger. My parents didn't give a crap what I did when I was younger, and I don't go off and screw dead animals, drink, do drugs, start fights, watch friends, etc.
I answered no for the poll because satan told me to lie.
^damn good reason basicly says what i was gonna say later...thanks death :)
uhhh christianity doesn't practice celibacy... that would be catholicism ace.
Yeah, the christians love sex. The whole go forth and procreate thing.
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. (sometimes, would more)
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Drinks alcohol. (sometimes, rarly)
-Is suicidal(nope) and/or depressed(yep).
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an VERY usual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak to sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
-Makes symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
:D I got 28. Now, if you will exuse me, I'm going to burn myself, speak to "evil spirits", watch some south park, mabey have some sex, and listen to some rock. FUCK IT. This has got to be the stupidist thing I've ever seen. EVER!
Holy Shit!!!!!!!
-Complains of boredom
-Sleeps too excessively or too little
-Misbehaves at school
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature(HELL YES!!) Twisted Metal, every gta there is, Max Payne, Resident Evil, and the list goes on.............................
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism (fuc it),
Scientology (fuc it), Philosophy, Paganism(fuc it), Wicca (fuc it), Hinduism(fuc it) and BuddhismUhh screw the rest mabey except for philsophy and i know i'm a buddhist.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult (uhh what teenager doesn't?)
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music (i guess if slayer counts)?
Yep all thats me. I'm goth kickass
Ooops i over looked some:
-Masturbate
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos
-Frequently wears black clothing(come check my closet)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically(a member of this forum for one)
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports (never sports, it's in my blood)
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan
-Takes drugs(allergy medicine)
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak to evil sprits through meditation)(well i do meditate but not to evil spirits)
-Makes symbols and/or violently shakes head to music
-Masturbates
-Expresses an interest in sex(hell yeah!!)
-Claims to be a goth(well now anyway)
Isn't it supposed to be "Count Chocula?"
They better start making room!!!Quote:
If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your *
local mental health center[/b]
Thats why I highlighted that part. they didnt even get the friggin cereal name right XDQuote:
Isn't it supposed to be \"Count Chocula?\" [/b]
The one thing wrong with this list is that goths never claim to be goths. Its against their nature. Also, they hate the bands Slayer and Iron Maiden, because the sheer awesomeness of these two bands is too much for them to handle. Plus, they always carry a nootbook around with them, and frequent Hot Topic.
its crap like this that makes me hate catholisism...im not a goth either but i got 20 or so on that list...in fact, the fact that you guys are on here posting means you hit more than 5 what with the computer and the aloneness thingies...
...and gogo Captain Crunch...thats all im gonna eat from now on, cause im pro-piracy! gogo techno-brigands!
That's weird, I thought, according to the source I know you are quoting, Hope was \"the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness\"Quote:
Originally posted by Kanji
Judgement, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness.
That is indeed true...wonder what movie you got it from? :roll:Quote:
So, me? A goth? No. I do not believe that the simplicity of a mundane index is even of the minutest potentiality to decipher my personality or stereotype.[/b]
OOhhhhh can i get a cookie for being 27 of those - though i still dont think im goth apart from the blood stuff, ther sunlight stuff and the depression stuff sorta its all me :D i feel so special.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
I can't believe I didn't notice they put hinduism on the list. So hinduism is a cult? I'm surprised they didn't put Judaism or Muslim on the list. Some people need a plunger so they can get their head out of their ass.