My Bail is $610

**Oneironaut Zero** · 05-03-2008 05:49 PM

What's yours?

Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and add up your total fine. You don't have to confess your answers (unless you want to

), just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10

Injected a drug -- $15

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and didn't know the person next to you-- $40

Yelled at someone you didn't even know -- $10

Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25

Cut yourself -- $15

Had sex for money -- $100

Stripped for money -- $35

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Skipped school/work -- $15

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

Had sex with a married person -- $25

Ran a red light on purpose -- $10

Fled from the police --- $25

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Cheated on an exam -- $25

Had the police tell you to turn down your music -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Punched someone -- $10

Broken something in anger -- $5

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Gotten pregnant/gotten someone pregnant on accident -- $45

Lied to your parents -- $5

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Threatened to kill someone and meant it -- $40

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Hit something with your car but didn't tell anyone -- $35

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10

Prank called 911 or the police -- $25

Lied to your friends about having sex -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Ate something off the floor -- $5

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Lied about your age -- $5

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

You own a fake ID -- $ 10

You've used a fake ID -- $30

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $5

Have consumed alcohol -- $10

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Gotten a speeding ticket -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Smoke everyday -- $25

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

And the grand totals are...

**suttsman** · 05-03-2008 06:08 PM

260 bucks.

Haha I remember calling the police when I was a child to see if it worked. I was in a lotta trouble.

**skysaw** · 05-03-2008 06:28 PM

$395 here, though I think some of the amounts are pretty randomly distributed.

**Oneironaut Zero** · 05-03-2008 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by skysaw

$395 here, though I think some of the amounts are pretty randomly distributed.

Yeah, it was a myspace chain-letter, so that pretty much affirms that it's pretty random. Heh.

**nina** · 05-03-2008 06:40 PM

I'm not a fan of math, even something as simple as addition. And I'm too lazy to open the calculator on my laptop and add all that crap up. But I'll just say...it's probably...alot.

**Mes Tarrant** · 05-03-2008 06:41 PM

Wait just a second!

Was that list created by some religious fundamentalists or something? What's with masturbation and oral sex being an offense?

**Dreamworld** · 05-03-2008 06:54 PM

Eh, 500 exactly.

**Taosaur** · 05-03-2008 07:21 PM

475--I can live with that

**Taosaur** · 05-03-2008 07:27 PM

Stupid phone

Clean-up in aisle 7

**The Cusp** · 05-03-2008 07:33 PM

I don't even want to say how much mine is! And that doesn't include the ones that aren't on that list.

**•Neko•** · 05-03-2008 07:39 PM

Only $40 for me.

**Siиdяed** · 05-03-2008 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Wait just a second!

Was that list created by some religious fundamentalists or something? What's with masturbation and oral sex being an offense?

I liked the fact that it considers 'being pregnant' and 'getting someone else pregnant by accident' as equal.

It also dislikes alcohol and homosexuals.

**FreeOne** · 05-03-2008 07:42 PM

only 75 dollars? poo

**wasup** · 05-03-2008 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

I liked the fact that it considers 'being pregnant' and 'getting someone else pregnant by accident' as equal.

It also dislikes alcohol and homophobia.

Actually, it was "getting pregnant by accident" and "getting someone else pregnant by accident." "By accident" referred to both. I thought the same thing. I was like "what, is this China or something?"

**Siиdяed** · 05-03-2008 07:47 PM

Either way, 'going to work drunk' is considered $5 worse.

**Sornaensis** · 05-03-2008 08:18 PM

Myspace bulletin much?

**Oneironaut Zero** · 05-03-2008 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Yeah, it was a myspace chain-letter, so that pretty much affirms that it's pretty random. Heh.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Myspace bulletin much?

Point out the obvious much?

**Sornaensis** · 05-03-2008 08:24 PM

I didn't read the whole thread-- Just the OP...

...

**Oneironaut Zero** · 05-03-2008 08:24 PM

Obviously.

**Jimmehboi** · 05-03-2008 08:30 PM

LOL! Yep, very randomly chosen.
For example

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

How is $20 added to your bail when you stole something more than $100?
Pfft.

$340 for me anyway

**Amethyst Star** · 05-03-2008 09:03 PM

$145 - some of those "offenses" are a little old, though. I mean, who didn't snatch a piece of candy from an unattended bowl as a child?

**kichu** · 05-03-2008 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by •Neko•

Only $40 for me.

That is impossible. No way.

$480.00

I'm a bad ass.

Wait - O, yours is $610.00???

**Adam** · 05-03-2008 09:21 PM

$655 I think some of these questions shouldn't be there lol

**Oneironaut Zero** · 05-03-2008 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by kichu

$480.00

I'm a bad ass.

Wait - O, yours is $610.00???

*looks around, innocently*

**Lord Toaster** · 05-03-2008 09:32 PM

I like how doing is $5, but cheating on an exam is $25

What does it mean by bail btw?
I thought bail was what you pay when you're on trial for them to let you out of jail temporarily

Thread: My Bail is $610

LinkBack

Thread Tools

Display

My Bail is $610

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions