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      This band sucks ass

      This band sucks so much ass it is not even funny.
      www.psychoticserenity.tk
      Tell me what you think

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      no.

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      meh

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      dammit baconmastermind why do you always have these sad, gory, and sick signatures. Get a normal one that doesnt make me avoid topics you post in.

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      Originally posted by CT
      No.
      We shall not.

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      Whats wrong with gory? It's a part of life.
      I'm in Chasing Mars, one of Chicago's best [link removed - ask for permision]indie rock bands[/url]! <------CLICK FOR FREE MUSIC

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      The band looks like a bunch of immature pissed-off kids who can't spell and fight agression with agression.
      In this crazy world if they don't consider you mad, then you have no confirmation of your own sanity, do you?
      Imagine if this crazy world thought you were sane?! Oh my God, worst nightmare!
      -David Icke

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      These kids go to my school, and along with The Epitome, another suck ass band, they are part of my school's music scene. That's why me and my friends are starting a band to destroy them...

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      Hey, actually I think I will moan about this band. I bet I can find you..well, loads of reasons why they suck.

      Because I'm generous I'm going to start them with...2,000 fans. Each time something sucks a fan gets bored and goes and listens to another crappy angstband.

      Number One
      In front page HTML is:
      Code:
       *&#60;noframes&#62;
      
       * *&#60;body&#62;
      
       * *&#60;/body&#62;
      
       *&#60;/noframes&#62;
      Way to have all browsers supported. Go compatability go. So, for that, one (geek) fan goes.
      1,999 fans left

      Because that fan was a geek and actually noticed that, 5 people leave because they think geeks suck.
      1,994 fans left

      Number Two
      The genreal theme seems to be "black". Black is a suckass overused colour so... I deduct two fans.
      1,992 fans left

      Number Three
      They also failed to specify the black as the front page background colour. Contiunity, dumbasses. Deduct five fans.
      1,987 fans left

      Number Four
      They are wearing gas masks. Since we are no longer in World War I, I presume this is to protect people from their crappy vocals. If they actually heard what they sang they would pass out. Deduct fifty fans.
      1,937 fans left

      Number Five
      There is a --> tag left on the front page. That sucks. It shouldn't be there. Deduct...two fans.
      1,935 fans left

      Number Six
      They spelt merchandise wrong. Of course all good idiots would think this is because they don't listen to their english teachers. This makes them cooler so...add 5 fans.
      1,940 fans left

      The english teachers then kill 10 fans with staplers for shitty spelling.

      1,930 fans left

      Number Seven
      Their merchandise sucks ass.



      That is a button? Yeah my ass it is. The nuclear sign is yellow and BLACK, not purple. All idiots therefore associate purple with homosexuality, and homosexuality is obviously bad for a punkass angst band like them. And all their fans are homophobic. So lose 500 fans. The only reason they keep the rest is because they haven't seen the merchandise yet, or they're just plain stupid.
      1,430 fans left

      Number Eight
      Their merchandise "pursaching" system double sucks ass. I quote:
      MUST add 1.00$ for shipping cause were cool like that
      Please CHECK in stock.
      Send cash order only.
      Do not email us cool guys(P.S.) 2 days after you sent your order wondering where your shit is.
      Do not send an order that does not include a readable address, and name of whom to send the order to. i just learned how to read so make it easier on me.() Thank you.

      and i gonna need an adress so yeah here it is.
      Psychotic Serenity
      8885 Pipestone Way
      San Diego, CA 92129[/b]
      Okay. The red text is the spelling/grammar mistakes. I'm going to have the english teachers kill 20 fans for each mistake because they're really pissed...so, lose 120 fans.
      1,310 fans left

      Now. In violet. \"I guess if you want to order stuff your gonna need an address\". Well, good guess dumbass. Perhaps your psyhic. Lose 50 fans because you suck.
      1,260 fans left

      In orange. They admit to their \"merchandise\" (i use the term loosely here) being shit. Therefore, another 500 fans leave. Shit is only allowed to be used in a song. \"shit shit shit shit, oh my god my life is shit shit shit shit\" are acceptable lyrics. However they're not used as lyrics here. So...
      760 fans left

      Number Nine
      The lyrics suck ass. I present to you, one of their songs, \"Psychotic Serenity\":

      Corrupt our youth
      and fuck our future
      our youth is devine
      and destroyed by lies
      Were born with depression
      and False agression
      so fuck you

      Psychotic Serenity
      its all in my mind
      Psychotic Serenity
      We're all fucking lies [/b]
      That's more like a damn poem. What do you do, repeat it 50 times? So...lose 50 fans. 710 fans left

      You spelt "we're" wrong. You said "were". You're not a werewolf, or a werecat, or a bunch of wererats, so I guess you just suck at spelling. Or your ego has inflated you so much your fingers can't type without pressing five keys at once. Lose 80 fans. 630 fans

      You spelt "divine" wrong too. What the hell is devine. You aren't singing a song about "de' vine" or "wine" so...you suck. Lose 200 fans because they've just relaised your lyrics suck more than any other angst band (and that's saying something). 430 fans left

      False agression. Nice of you to mention that. That's what your band is. A load of false agression. Thanks for admitting it. You suck. Yes. Lose...let's say, 250 fans. 180 fans left

      "We're all fucking lies". Hey, you admitted it again. Wow, you're honest. Lose...134 fans. 46 fans left

      Number Ten
      The website buttons are in "ransom note" form. You are not criminals. You are not even men, I expect. Lose..45 members. 1 member left

      Number Eleven
      Lose 1 member because adidas is on her period.
      0 fans left.

      THE END

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      Amazing. I salute you!

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      Originally posted by Kaniaz

      and i so yeah here it is.
      Missed one - adress ...take off another 3 fans from the 0 they already have

      Oops, "so yeah" also sounds ridiculous another 2 fans gone!
      In this crazy world if they don't consider you mad, then you have no confirmation of your own sanity, do you?
      Imagine if this crazy world thought you were sane?! Oh my God, worst nightmare!
      -David Icke

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      Wow... they do suck.
      Early Morning Moment,
      A Glimpse of Joy,
      But soon it's Over, and I return to Dust...

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      Oh ... my god

      That has to be the most pathetic band I have EVER heard of. Here's a list of what this band has:

      - A moron who can hit strings on a guitar senselessly
      - Another moron who thinks that they can play drums, but really they just suck
      - An annoying moron that thinks it's cool to scream into the microphone
      - Terrible lyrics that they think is cool
      - Extreme egos for all of the band members
      - A webmaster who can't spell
      - Lack of significant intelligence

      That looks about right to me. In fact I now plan on keeping one of their songs, just so I can show other people how terrible they are. YAAAYYY!! The best part about the whole thing is that I can hear any other band, doesn't matter, and know that there's a band that's worse than them!

      Awesome accomplishment there!!

      That really is sad...

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      my pc won't read their music..so i couldn't tell you,
      - DaRkLoRd



      Tupac...till the end...forever the greatest artist, musician, actor, singer... *1971-1996* R.I.P. you'll never be forgotten!

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      Darklord, that's probably for the better

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      i got the same problem...i think my firewall is to blame...its supposed to block anything that might be harmful from getting into my comp...

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      I couldn't read anything because the text was too damn small.

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      Another downside:

      [email protected]

      Damn! They use AOL so theres another 10 fans gone because AOL blocks everyone who dosnt use AOL

      An also that right-middle guy looks like hes levitating

      EDIT:

      fuck y'all!

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      They also spelt Psychotic wrong in their e-mail, which is pretty sad. How it could escape them how to spell the name of their own band is a mystery to me.

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      Originally posted by Kaniaz
      They also spelt Psychotic wrong in their e-mail, which is pretty sad.
      :rollaugh: bLAAHH!!! HAA omfg thats pretty sad if you cant even get your frickin name right.. especially in a permanent place like an email address

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      Originally posted by pOOp

      fuck y'all!
      Wow, I'm scared now
      The best thing about these guys having this band is that in a few years they're going to look back and say "man we were soooooo stupid!"
      And other people are gonna tell them that too! Their lives are now put to shame
      In this crazy world if they don't consider you mad, then you have no confirmation of your own sanity, do you?
      Imagine if this crazy world thought you were sane?! Oh my God, worst nightmare!
      -David Icke

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      Someone e-mail them for kicks.

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      Originally posted by Awaken+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Awaken)</div>
      <!--QuoteBegin-pOOp

      fuck y'all!
      Wow, I'm scared now [/b]
      there was supposed to be a pic before that... I never meant to hurt youre feelings!

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      Originally posted by pOOp+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(pOOp)</div>
      Originally posted by Awaken@
      <!--QuoteBegin-pOOp


      fuck y'all!


      Wow, I'm scared now
      there was supposed to be a pic before that... I never meant to hurt youre feelings! [/b]
      I saw the pic, I meant it in response to the guy's face, and the finger...
      A thousand apologies Nothing directed towards you
      In this crazy world if they don't consider you mad, then you have no confirmation of your own sanity, do you?
      Imagine if this crazy world thought you were sane?! Oh my God, worst nightmare!
      -David Icke

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