I'm sorry babe...I've got to go now.

It's not you, it's me.

In fact...I've been planning this for a very long time now.

I knew from the beginning this time would come. Surely you knew too...somewhere...deep down inside.

I have to go see my family, and I just can't take you with me. I wish I could, but I know it's for the best to leave you behind.

But I'm not leaving you forever. No, we just need sometime apart, so that our feelings for each other can be renewed.

I will love you always.

OFF TO SYRIA FOR MONTH! See you delusional bastards in a month. As long as you can hold off WWIII till then.

BYE!

see ya

Have fun! Take lots of pics.

I'll send you a copy of "Syrian Boys Gone Bananas" when I get them mass produced.

Have fun. Enjoy Syria, it should be right interesting.

Bring me home a car bomb, k.

Good luck, and pray we don't nuke Iran while your there, seriously.

Be safe

Just popping in before I leave. Gonna head to the airport in three hours.

I feel your love and will use it to jack off every night.

Grod - Laterz, man

Xox - You want to see the filthy Syrian streets with dirty cats and ugly men? Sure thing!

Amaze - No....just, no.

Apachama - I'm not the tourist type, so no, not very interesting. I look forward to the pool and the hookahs, though.

ClouD - Shh! The CIA are everywhere you idiot! Now I won't be able to get out of the country. Moron.

Guerilla - You pray too, man. All of you motherfuckers pray!

V&

Be safe! :okbyenow:

see you in a month kushna