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      The Scream... STOLEN!!!

      I couldn't believe it when I read it. Some thief's went into the museum where it was being kept and just robbed it, in broad daylight.
      So if your that Japanese guy that has most of the van Gogh's watchout.
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      That really sucks... it was such a cool painting too

      *To the bat-cave!*

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      Yeah i heard about that on on the news. I wonder what would happen if someone took the mona lisa.......

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      I just heard about it. Its just like a movie...
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      that thing was cool and this is odd "yes, to the bat cave"
      you can't do that on the internet!.... wait yes you can do it again!

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      Someone did take the mona lisa once.

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      Originally posted by dougdrums
      Someone did take the mona lisa once.
      did they get it back
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      Well yeah. lol

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      Yay, I applaud the japanese paint stealer! If I was the guy, I'd get all the famous paintings and film them burning to ash, then go make millions of copies of it and send it to all the big art galleries with my (distroted) voice saying "HAHAH DIE FUCKING BASTARDS I HATE YOOOR ART JUST TAKE PHOTOS STUPID SOD".






















      Just because it's fun. And I hate art. Because of my art teacher. He sucks.

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      Originally posted by Kaniaz
      Yay, I the japanese paint stealer, get all the famous paintings and film them burning to ash, then go make millions of copies of it and send it to all the big art galleries with my (distroted) voice saying \"HAHAH DIE FUCKING BASTARDS I HATE YOOOR ART JUST TAKE PHOTOS STUPID SOD\".



































































      Just because it's fun. And I hate art. Because of my art teacher. He sucks.
      well maybe that would be funny but you would get lotsa hate mail n' shit from the ppl when you get r-ested but it still would be funny...

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      Woohoo, hate mail. That would be fun. I've always wanted some, actually...Don't know why but it would be fun to know there's people sending me electronic threats. It gives me something to laugh at. Let's try some examples.

      TO: [email protected]
      FROM: [email protected]
      Subj: Mona Lisa

      Dear Master Paint Stealer,

      We hate you for stealing one of the worlds most valuable peices of art then setting fire to it. We hope you die.

      Response:

      I feel so scared. A bunch of wussies who admire paintings of grumpy old women are wanting my blood. Why do you like that painting? I mean, some famous dude is painting this old cow he lured home from the bus stop and she's all grumpy about it. Well; sorry; your picture is only going to viewed and adored by millions of people (sorry, I mean idiots). Don't feel too upset about that now.

      As for the setting fire of her, I thought some colour in her cheeks was just the thing she needed.

      TO: [email protected]
      FROM: [email protected]
      Subj: The Scream

      u basterd u destroyed the scream it is good art i bet u could not draw dat!!!11one

      Response:

      I get more intelligent, better constructed sentences out of the cell wall in front of me. Anyway, The Scream. The artist who drew that was so stupid. Why the hell was he screaming? Dumbass. Maybe it was an old woman all like "OMG PERVERT PAINTING ME HELP!" and screaming like an sissy. You can't tell it's gender anyway, it's more like a blob dressed up in clothes than anything.

      I set fire to it because I thought it needed something to really scream about.

      TO: [email protected]
      FROM: [email protected]
      Subj: Destroying of Van Gogh's Sunflower Pictures

      Dear Sir,

      It has come to my attention you recently destroyed Dan Gogh's Sunflower pictures and send videos of it happening all over the world. I am very upset. I liked those flowers.

      Response:

      Any picture of a boring old bowl of flowers needs to be burnt. Why should I pay $2 million for a crappy, old picture of sunflowers when I can go look at some real ones? Or perhaps go on google search and find sunflowers that don't look like a donkey's rolled all over them for several hours?

      I set fire to it because Van Gogh's ear told me to do it.

      TO: [email protected]
      FROM: [email protected]
      Subj: Abstract Art Destroyed

      You recently destroyed some valuable abstract art. DIE BITCH.

      Response:

      Abstract art sucks. I can crap out more coherent pictures then throw them on a wall and make a masterpeice in minutes. Nobody wants to buy it now. Abstract art is basically what happens when an artist draws something wrong - they scribble all over it and give it an useless name like "Emotions" or something.

      I set fire to it because "Emotions" governed me.

      TO: [email protected]
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      Subj: Britney Spears Art Destroyed

      WHY DID U DESTROY THIS.

      --Britney

      Response:

      I destroyed all the photos of Britney Spears in the world because my feces were hotter than her.


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      I don't mean any of this, of course. I love art; honest.

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      Funny thing is, there's this guy who has already stole it like three times or something. And logically enough, some people suspect that he stole it this time too. Of course, he denies stealing it. meh.

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      How do they manage it? I find it funny how some of this priceless amazing fantastic art glorified and adored by so many can be stolen by the simple process of hiding it under ones coat (some dude did this). The portraits must be tired of dancing around the places, sometimes in this gallery having some old git stare at them for an hour. It must make the feel uncomfortable. Then suddenly, of all things, they grab you and hide you under their coat then cart you halfway around italy! The cheek of it, honestly...

      Woo, I managed to drift from my own "voice" to being a portrait.

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      Damn kaniaz, your poo must be hot.

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      Yay, I applaud the japanese paint stealer! If I was the guy, I'd get all the famous paintings and film them burning to ash, then go make millions of copies of it and send it to all the big art galleries with my (distroted) voice saying \"HAHAH DIE FUCKING BASTARDS I HATE YOOOR ART JUST TAKE PHOTOS STUPID SOD\"....

      ...Just because it's fun. And I hate art. Because of my art teacher. He sucks[/b]
      You could sell the tape as art itself. The tape would be worth millions.
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      yeah i couldnt belive it either. not too much of a fan of van goghs art,i prefer realistic paintings,abstract is nice and all but well....
      kaniaz wth do you eat? your crap must be scorching

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      Britney Spears, the almighty silcone god. Just wait until her breasts explode. Boom, there goes Britney. Death by breast explosion.

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