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      Masturbation and sleep

      I have a habit it's a bittersweet habit...Before I sleep I masturbate...It gets me tired and such...but when I don't I keep getting erotic fantasies in my head...

      what I do now is that I don't ejaculate...

      It's kinda annoying...it's like I have to masturbate..

      Anybody got a similar problem???


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      Uhh how old r u?

      Anyway mastrubation is all part of puberty.

      That's all i can say.

      But to help with your problem imagine a bunch of muffins the want to suduce you.

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      While they may be nothing wrong with mastubating before bedtime there may be a problem with the difficulty manifesting somthing interesting enough to ejaculate.
      We are creatures of habit.
      You could try and think of somthing other than erotic fantasies. Easier said than done. But it can be.

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      OMG dreamscape i thought that was the funniest thing i haev heard in a while.....mmmmm muffins.....
      Whats better than complete freedom from laws, both judicial and physical?

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      Q: What's the difference between "light" and "hard"
      A: You can sleep with a light on.

      It's strange. I can use it to help me go to sleep... and also to wake me up in the mornings. *ponders for a bit*

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      bad for the eyes though. Can cause problesm later in life. And can cause cancer for women. THey need to sleep in dark fomr some reason, I forget. Ill post if I find a source on it, but Ive heard it more than once.
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      Hey I remember when I was 12, and started jerking off almost everyday... lol
      One month later, for like 2 weeks or something I couldn't even ejaculate.
      But now it's all good, I can feed all of you with my sweet sweet cum. hahaha.

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      Well, I think it is something that has to be done every 1-2 days. Sometimes I forget to because I am too busy then wake up in the morning with a little mess...
      Still trying to decide on a sig.

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      Originally posted by Life
      I can feed all of you with my sweet sweet cum.
      aww sick, man

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      a little disturbing... i'm truly at a loss for words here.

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      stupid corporal needs! hate waking up with mess in my boxers.
      but in the other hand, wet dreams are the bomb when having them
      Cipreses, agua estancada
      Chopos, agua cristalina
      Mimbre, agua profunda
      Corazon, agua de pupila

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      He he he... notice that some of the people here don't have a gender
      Raised by: Ffx-Dreamz and readopted by Ophelia

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      Originally posted by Finde
      He he he... notice that some of the people here don't have a gender
      For those who dont know, id like them to guess.

      Curiosity killed the cat but at least it didnt die an ignorant bastard

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      An orgasm releases a dose of natural drugs in your brain, so it really is a natural sleeping pill. But ya know if your really tired you'll probably be less likely to be mastubating.


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      Just because you feel like a jerk doesn't mean you have to act like one.

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      Yeah, dude, if u jerk off before you LD it's probably going to be harder to do whatever you want in your dream. And yes i agree that every 1-2 days is a decent, 'healty' amount. Do things in moderation, rofl!
      "There are 10 kinds of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't."
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      Originally posted by Dracco2.5
      But ya know if your really tired you'll probably be less likely to be mastubating.
      Try telling my dick that
      In this crazy world if they don't consider you mad, then you have no confirmation of your own sanity, do you?
      Imagine if this crazy world thought you were sane?! Oh my God, worst nightmare!
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      I used to have this problem to with meditation. But, ya, there is nothing wrong with wackin off before going to sleep or meditating. Its perfectly normal, and many people do it.
      "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
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      "We're so engaged in doing things to achieve purposes of outer value that we forget the inner value, the rapture that is associated with being alive, is what it is all about."
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      "He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilisation should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable love-of-country stance, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."
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      Originally posted by wer
      there is nothing wrong with wackin off before [] meditating. [] many people do it.
      oh, nevermind.
      Insanity is the new avant-garde.

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      Originally posted by Dracco2.5+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dracco2.5)</div>
      He he he... notice that some of the people here don't have a gender[/b]
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      Try telling my dick that
      Heh... He's at least got a gender and has told us that...
      Raised by: Ffx-Dreamz and readopted by Ophelia

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      Originally posted by Soilent Green
      Q: What's the difference between \"light\" and \"hard\"
      A: You can sleep with a light on.
      WHEEEEEEEEEEE hehehehheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! That was phunnie! I have a joke that kinda goes with it:

      Q: How is a penis like a rubix cube?
      A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

      ps: I fucking LOVE your name......."SOILENT GREEN............is made from.....PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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      Originally posted by Finde
      Heh... He's at least got a gender and has told us that...
      I am a male, I have a penis, and I beat it around when it asks me to.
      In this crazy world if they don't consider you mad, then you have no confirmation of your own sanity, do you?
      Imagine if this crazy world thought you were sane?! Oh my God, worst nightmare!
      -David Icke

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      I know! Take a glass of ice cold water and put it by the side of my bed. Then when Mr. Hardy comes along you shouve Mr. Noodels in Mr. Water Glass! This then causes Mr. Hardy to flee in terror, leaving you alone with that sweet sweet water.


      Err ...

      I know! how about punching yourself really hard in the-- better idea; handcuff your hand above your head! Cause you see if your hands are all the way up there they can't reach down there.

      On second thought, just forget I said anything.


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      Just because you feel like a jerk doesn't mean you have to act like one.

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      Originally posted by Dracco2.5
      I know! Take a glass of ice cold water and put it by the side of my bed. Then when Mr. Hardy comes along you shouve Mr. Noodels in Mr. Water Glass! This then causes Mr. Hardy to flee in terror, leaving you alone with that sweet sweet water.


      Err ...

      I know! how about punching yourself really hard in the-- better idea; handcuff....
      In this crazy world if they don't consider you mad, then you have no confirmation of your own sanity, do you?
      Imagine if this crazy world thought you were sane?! Oh my God, worst nightmare!
      -David Icke

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      this is a funny thread....lol.
      Every man needs a battle to fight, an adventure to live, and a beauty to rescue.

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      Originally posted by Life
      Hey I remember when I was 12, and started jerking off almost everyday... lol
      One month later, for like 2 weeks or something I couldn't even ejaculate.
      *scared* Nooooooooo.....
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