Hitler learns of Dragonball the movie.

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08-25-2008, 09:35 PM
Jeff777

Hitler learns of Dragonball the movie.

http://dbthemovie.com/gallery/albums...okuposter.jpeg

Backstory - READ FIRST: Alright, this back story is for those who have NOT been keeping up with the film, for those who don't know the changes that have upset quite a few fans, and for those who just don't know what dragonball is (You asshole). It's important to read this to understand the video below.

In the manga/anime...Goku is a baby whose ship crash lands on earth from a planet of super powered warriors. After he gets out of the ship he bumps his head and forgets that he comes from an evil race of people, forgets that he is foreign to this planet, and forgets his mission entirely...rendering him just like a normal little baby boy. He grows up in the woods, going on many different adventures, fighting villains, collecting dragonballs (magical spherical orbs which grant wishes) and making new friends. He NEVER went to school. His best friend is Krillin (a bald-head monk) who travels with him on a number of his adventures. Krillin is present in Dragonball, Dragonball Z and Dragonball GT (latter two are sequels of dragonball) and is considered a main character. Goku meets another friend who is present in all three anime's and the manga as well who is also considered a main character since she appears in nearly every show. Her name is Bulma and she has blue hair.

20th Century fox decided to make this into a live action movie...except they've made quite a few changes.

1. Goku is in Highschool
2. Bulma's hair is NOT blue
3. Krillin has been wiped from the movie and replaced with an "original" character made for the movie named "Teto". Teto is meant to replace Krillin

***Note*** Also in addition to that, Fox announced a few months back that they ARE creating a Cowboy Bebop live action movie and casting Keeanu Reeves for the role of Spike.

Now without ~~furher~~ further adieu, please enjoy the show:
08-25-2008, 09:53 PM
Oneironaut Zero

That was amazing. :rolllaugh:

Hitler: "What is this, fucking Spider-Man? ....Fucking, High School the Musical 4."

ROFL.
08-25-2008, 10:24 PM
Grunkie7

He's in High school?

BRILLIANT!!! :clap:
08-26-2008, 06:55 AM
IZ

Thats horrible! Hollywood messing up another good storyline again!

COWBOY BEBOP is my second favorite TOO!!!!! Why mess up that one too. Keanu Reeves??????!!!!!!!

AND HOW COME THEY'RE ARE ONLY 3 REPLY'S?????? DBZ is LIFE ppls!!!!!
08-26-2008, 07:25 AM
Jeff777

Yeah guys this is epic. :) I think only true fans will get it though, hence why I had to type out the backstory. =/
08-26-2008, 07:30 AM
ExoByte

WHAT?! Fuck Dragonball, what is this crap about BeBop being live action? Even more crap about Keanu as Spike!? Don't get me wrong, I love Keanu's movies, but Spike is NOT a character for him.:shakehead:

I want sources! NOW!!! :bang:

:morecrying:
08-26-2008, 09:22 AM
Jeff777

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExoByte

WHAT?! Fuck Dragonball, what is this crap about BeBop being live action? Even more crap about Keanu as Spike!? Don't get me wrong, I love Keanu's movies, but Spike is NOT a character for him.:shakehead:

I want sources! NOW!!! :bang:

:morecrying:

Lol! Calm down! :lol: I did some more research on it and turns out the good news is that it's just a rumor. The bad news is that the rumor allegedly came from an inside source within Fox. And Fox hasn't denied it. This is just one of many sources. Oh btw, a live action Akira, Tekken, Ghost in the Shell etc. are all coming out too. Tekken is coming out next year and I for one can't wait!

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/07/...y-bebop-movie/
08-26-2008, 10:53 AM
Xaqaria

Just goes to show that it is pointless to remake shitty anime in any form because the only people who will care are idiot basement dwelling fanboys which is exactly the same group that will pick it apart screaming "waahh...its not accurate because a hair color is off" and hate the whole thing.

edit: then again, it really is still a good idea because you know you will all spend money to see it anyway because you don't want to be the only fanboy on your irc channel that hasn't.
08-26-2008, 10:55 AM
Wrathful

Absolutely hilarious, I knew though it was a bad idea to make anime into live action in the first place. It's inevitable whoever responsible for making it will fuck it up.
08-26-2008, 11:48 AM
Everlong

This ones funny, you should see 'Hitler reacts to having his WoW account banned.':D
08-26-2008, 02:13 PM
NeAvO

Wow, guess I'm an asshole then :P I don't know much about DBZ, I've heard of it but never really looked into it! I still found that video funny though, it's good you mentioned the back story though because I wouldn't have got it as much.
08-26-2008, 09:02 PM
Oneironaut Zero

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

Just goes to show that it is pointless to remake shitty anime in any form because the only people who will care are idiot basement dwelling fanboys which is exactly the same group that will pick it apart screaming "waahh...its not accurate because a hair color is off" and hate the whole thing.

edit: then again, it really is still a good idea because you know you will all spend money to see it anyway because you don't want to be the only fanboy on your irc channel that hasn't.

Lol. Cheezus. Reign it in, there, killer. :chuckle:
08-26-2008, 10:20 PM
Catbus

Keanu Reeves as Spike eh? This will be interesting.
08-27-2008, 01:52 AM
Scatterbrain

WOW

The mindless drones that run fox have done it again.
08-27-2008, 03:07 AM
ray

lmao, this is hilarious.

i will have to watch it now just to see how idiotic they made it.the krillin thing is the worst i think.
08-27-2008, 03:25 AM
nitsuJ

It better have disgusting graphics.
08-27-2008, 03:25 AM
Pastulio_

I ROFLD at

"HOW DO THEY PLAN ON MAKING GOKU GO SUPER SAIYAN NOW?!? BY HAVING FRIEZA KILL FUCKING YAMCHA!"

Seriously though, no Krillin?
08-27-2008, 04:09 AM
Invader

Teto is likely going to be a pot smoking hippie with the power to see the future.... times 9,000.
08-27-2008, 09:16 AM
Wrathful

I checked on the IMDB site and it seems very possible there's no Krillin in the movie. When I saw the list of cast, Krillin is missing. I wish they just forfeit the whole thing.
08-27-2008, 04:38 PM
Scarhand

Bulma without blue hair? I can only fap to Bulma WITH blue hair.
08-27-2008, 05:40 PM
wendylove

I hate people who go to stuff for the same thing, like people who go to Harry potter film and say its not as good as the book. Seriously, if don't want to see the film then don't,whining is not good.

You don't want to be a nation of whiners.
08-27-2008, 05:52 PM
Bayside

Teto? What the hell bro? I mean, Krillin always kind of pissed me off, especially in the video games because he's too damn short to punch, but still. It just won't be the same without the little shiny bald-headed dude.
08-27-2008, 07:02 PM
slayer

If their coming out with a Ghost in the Shell live action movie..

It better be f**king good...
08-27-2008, 07:18 PM
nitsuJ

Quote:

Originally Posted by wendylove

I hate people who go to stuff for the same thing, like people who go to Harry potter film and say its not as good as the book. Seriously, if don't want to see the film then don't,whining is not good.

You don't want to be a nation of whiners.

You hate to hear the truth? Ok!
08-27-2008, 07:43 PM
Reality_is_a_Dream

Poor Hitler...
lol. I'll watch it just for a few laughs. The anime and manga were good (dbz), but this just may suck ass!
08-27-2008, 08:05 PM
ray

Quote:

Originally Posted by slayer

If their coming out with a Ghost in the Shell live action movie..

It better be f**king good...

ditto.
08-27-2008, 08:06 PM
nitsuJ

It probably will!

But if this is just the story of him stopping Piccolo, there won't even be a need for Super Sayian, will there? Because I thought this would have happened way before Freiza or whatever.
08-27-2008, 08:15 PM
ray

yeah if he is in high school there would be no gohan and such so there would be no super sayian stuff.its dragon ball instead of dragon ball z right?
08-28-2008, 04:50 AM
Jeff777

Right, it's just Dragonball. Rumor has it Raditz (Goku's brother) might make a cameo after the credits though. But no there will not be Super Saiyan or Gohan. In this film...Goku is in his teens. And the villain isn't even Piccolo. It's Daimo Piccolo. Piccolo's father/last incarnation. So yeah they went waaaay back.
08-28-2008, 04:54 AM
nitsuJ

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Right, it's just Dragonball. Rumor has it Raditz (Goku's brother) might make a cameo after the credits though. But no there will not be Super Saiyan or Gohan. In this film...Goku is in his teens. And the villain isn't even Piccolo. It's Daimo Piccolo. Piccolo's father/last incarnation. So yeah they went waaaay back.

WTF RADITZ!

Gohan was around when Raditz was on the show! Goku was way out of high school then.

This movie better be disgusting!
08-28-2008, 05:31 AM
AnDUHrew

That Hitler clip has been used for a zillion issues. the funniest being "Hitler reacts to the canucks missing the playoffs" search it on youtube.
08-31-2008, 07:50 AM
C911

DRAGONBALL IS MY FAVORITE ANIME EVER

DAMN BASTARDS MESSING WITH IT!!!

Makes me want to go pee in a whore.
08-31-2008, 09:00 AM
Sandform

The thought of goku in highschool just drives me nuts.
09-01-2008, 02:44 PM
Eos

I stopped watching these anime shows a few years ago but Oh My KiTtEnS that's frikkin'kitish funny. XD
09-01-2008, 07:24 PM
harvey123456

I found this very funny.