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      The most beautiful sound ever.

      A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a
      monastery.

      He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door and says, "My car broke
      down. Do you think I could stay the night:"

      The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car.

      As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound not
      like anything he has ever heard before.

      The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to
      his mind.

      He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out
      what could possibly be making such a seductive sound.

      The next morning he asks the Monks what the sound was, but they say,
      "We can't tell you. You're not a Monk."

      Distraught, the man is forced to leave.

      Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes
      back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again.

      The Monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a Monk."

      The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that
      beautiful sound is to become a Monk, then please, make me a Monk."

      The Monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades
      of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you
      find these answers you will have become a Monk."

      The man sets about his task.

      After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and knocks
      on the door of the monastery. A Monk answers. He is taken before a
      gathering of the Monks.

      In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the
      earth and have found what you asked for."

      "By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God
      knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself and only then if he
      is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception."

      The Monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a Monk. We shall
      now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound."

      The Monks lead the man to a wooden door where the head Monk says, "The
      sound is beyond that door."

      The Monks give him the key and he opens the door.

      Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

      The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it only to find
      a door made of ruby.

      And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and
      diamond.

      Finally they come to a door made of sold gold. The sound has become
      very clear and definite. The Monk says, "This is the last key to the
      last door."

      The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind the door!

      With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob and slowly
      pushes the door open. Falling to his knees he is utterly amazed to
      discover the source of the haunting and seductive sound.

      Spoiler for The source of the sound:

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      lulz

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.


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      That was mean.
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      Did I mention that today it's my botdat and aTM i'm drunk? =)

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      Quote Originally Posted by ninja9578 View Post
      I hate you
      I luv u toooo

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      I feel like I should have seen that coming.

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      Actually, I am a monk.

      Now tell me.

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      i have the same first name as monk from the tv show

      Now tell me!

      *Guesses its just gonna be a golden ipod plugged into speakers >.<*
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      I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!! IT'S A----

      *gunshot*

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      i know what it is, its a siren. i win &#169;˙∆ˆ&#172;˙&#248;ˆ˙&#248;ˆ˙&#248;ˆ&#169;˙&#23 1;Ω&#229;œ≈&#223;∑&#231;∂&#180;√ƒ&#174;∫&#169;†˜˙& #165;&#181;∆&#168;˚&#172;≤≤≥&#247;&#247;≥≤≤–&#186; ≠–&#170;≠&#186;&#170;≠&#186;•&#182;•&#182;∞&#167;& #163;&#223;&#162;&#180;&#223;&#161;™&#163;≥&#247;& #181;&#247;≥≤&#181;&#230;&#171;ππ&#171;π&#248;πˆ&# 168;&#165;†∂ƒ&#169;˙∆∆∫√∂&#174;†ƒ&#165;&#169;

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      WAT THE CRAP!!! lol i was so excited!!!! darn!
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      The reason people don't like questioning their beliefs is because it threatens their inner security. People have a habit of looking for what only comforts them.

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      Angry

      dam you

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      AAAAH! I MUST KNOW!!!
      Question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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      Dream A Little Dream Of Me
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      If I answer your question, will you make me a monk?
      ~Kromoh

      Saying quantum physics explains cognitive processes is just like saying geology explains jurisprudence.

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      Quote Originally Posted by guitarboy View Post
      i know what it is, its a siren. i win ˙∆˙˙˙˙Ω≈∑∂√∫˙∆˚≤≤≥≥≤≤ ≠≠≠∞ߢߡ≥≥≤ππππ∂˙∆∆∫√∂
      No, it's not.

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.


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      Most beautiful sound in the world? It's Matheus voice.
      ~Kromoh

      Saying quantum physics explains cognitive processes is just like saying geology explains jurisprudence.

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      Dammit! >_<

      Meenie!
      Last edited by Frishert; 10-18-2008 at 11:11 PM.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Kromoh View Post
      Most beautiful sound in the world? It's Matheus voice.
      Nope

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      Quote Originally Posted by Omnius Deus View Post
      Nope
      You said that because you've never heard it. Whatever shitty song was behind that door, it's no feat to his voice
      ~Kromoh

      Saying quantum physics explains cognitive processes is just like saying geology explains jurisprudence.

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      No, I said it because I could pick at least 5 things that sounded better, therefore it probably isn't the most beautiful sound ever heard. Probably.

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      I'mm sooooo gonna try and record it ^^
      ~Kromoh

      Saying quantum physics explains cognitive processes is just like saying geology explains jurisprudence.

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      oh you asshole.....
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      I wonder if this is the sort of jokes monks told each other...

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