So I'm not really experienced with these things, I've never really had to fill one out before, my last job was just "Hey, you looking for a job? Yeah? Ok, put this on and go do something". So, my question here is, are you supposed to lie on these applications? Like, some of the questions are incredibly broad and like there's no way you could answer them truthfully and still look good. Stuff like "Have you ever wronged anybody in your life? Have you ever stolen anything in your life? If a mail order catalogue shipped you an item for one dollar, but didn't charge you for it, would you go through the expense and hassle of mailing it back? If a vending machine gave you an extra item that you didn't pay for, would you put the money in the machine anyway?".
I feel like it's a lose-lose situation. Like, if I answer truthfully, I seem like an unfit candidate, but if I lie, they'll obviously know I'm lying because nobody would ever do something stupid like putting extra money in the vending machine anyway. Any thoughts or opinions? I really need a job, but I feel like I'm screwed either way with these applications....