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      Midwifes.

      Any one know what they are?

      My brother us marring a midwife, she is a nanny as well.
      A mid wife is a nanny that aids in the birth of a child at home, she is learning all the things about it as well...

      I think it is really cool, never want to be one, but I would like for her to deliever my babies.

      Was anyone born that way?

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      I appeared out of thin air.

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      Hey no...

      Don't ruin my thread.



      JK.

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      I guess there IS a market for these shirts then.

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      Ha, wow.

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      I'm pretty sure some kind of stork dropped me down a chimney or something. This is what I heard from a credible source.

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      Aha..

      Yeah it was true you are part storck,and Justin is nothing that came out of thin air.

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      Quote Originally Posted by drewmandan View Post
      I'm pretty sure some kind of stork dropped me down a chimney or something. This is what I heard from a credible source.
      If I stork dropped me down my chimney I'd end up dying in the furnace. :O
      "This is for long forgotten light at the end of the world..."

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      A midwife assists in the delivery of babies. And the plural is MIDWIVES.
      ~Emma~

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      Ok, So...

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      Let me get this straight.

      You already have a wife, but the wife prefers for another woman to have the baby for her?

      or

      You already have a wife, but she needs a helper (nanny) for babysitting purposes of the newborn?

      or

      You already have a wife, but she is into plurar marraiges?

      or

      You already have a wife but she just doesn't want to be a mother?


      Anyways, the true question is. Can the husband have sex with this "nanny" whenever he wants to. If yes, then count me in!

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      A midwife is a nanny that aids the birth or delievers the baby for your family.

      Like say I was the married pregnant wife I would find a midwife to deliever my baby and help me raise her/him, until a certain age.

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