*Homer runs into his workplace wearing nothing but a towel to answer the ringing phone.* |
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The thread name says it all, I'll start: |
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- Are you an idiot?
- No sir, I'm a dreamer.
*Homer runs into his workplace wearing nothing but a towel to answer the ringing phone.* |
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[broken link removed]The Dynamics of Segrival[/URL]
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I think it's ironic that dad's butt actually prevented the release of toxic gas. - Bart |
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The Ear Is Always Correct - thoughts on music composition
What Sky Saw - a lucid dreaming journal
"Women are like refrigerators, about six feet tall, three-hundred pounds..." - Homer |
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A couple of mine: |
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Haha, nice. I had forgotten about many of those. |
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Last edited by Scatterbrain; 11-22-2008 at 12:35 AM.
- Are you an idiot?
- No sir, I'm a dreamer.
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Starry starry night, paint your pallet blue and gray,
Look out on a summers day,
with eyes that know the darkness of my soul.
Homer: We leave the kids with you for three hours and the government takes them away?! |
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[broken link removed]The Dynamics of Segrival[/URL]
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Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. |
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Oh, one of my favourite grandpa quote: |
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Kent Brockman: "Unemployment is no longer for philosophy majors." |
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[broken link removed]The Dynamics of Segrival[/URL]
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Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! |
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Last edited by Scatterbrain; 11-26-2008 at 02:50 AM.
- Are you an idiot?
- No sir, I'm a dreamer.
Continuing from the above quote: |
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[broken link removed]The Dynamics of Segrival[/URL]
Discuss Segrival here
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How could I have forgotten that one. xD |
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- Are you an idiot?
- No sir, I'm a dreamer.
Homer: Save me Jebus!!!! |
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To complete: |
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- Are you an idiot?
- No sir, I'm a dreamer.
Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic. |
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Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
At a Tv convention where the crowd is saying how a guys voices sound like The Cowardly Lion and Ralph Kramdan. |
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Some good quotes here: |
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Starry starry night, paint your pallet blue and gray,
Look out on a summers day,
with eyes that know the darkness of my soul.
You just wanted to say "you damn kids" didn't you? Its not that nobody knows, its just that nobody cares about the loud jewish member of the rat pack. Edit* Guess he wasn't included in "the rat pack". Too much of a dork. |
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Last edited by Xaqaria; 11-28-2008 at 09:14 AM.
Art
The ability to happily respond to any adversity is the divine.
Dream Journal Shaman Apprentice Chronicles
"When you're tired of Weird Al, you're tired of life" - Homer |
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Ralph (Bart rides past on his skatebord naked) : I like men now. |
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Homer - "I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels." |
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- Are you an idiot?
- No sir, I'm a dreamer.
As much as I love the Simpsons, they've gone downhill... But I suppose that is to be expected after around 400 episodes. |
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Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
Yeah, the old Simpsons were the funniest. Nowadays they're trying waaay too hard to be like Family Guy - random. |
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Starry starry night, paint your pallet blue and gray,
Look out on a summers day,
with eyes that know the darkness of my soul.
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