Obama's Assassination

**Goldy** · 11-09-2008 10:59 PM

Alot of people I know have been talking about the newly elected president, Obama. One of the main questions that popped up is " How long until he gets assassinated?". I really hop he doesn't get killed but I think it is a very serious threat that he might actually be killed. What do you think?

**hungrymanz** · 11-09-2008 11:02 PM

**slayer** · 11-09-2008 11:02 PM

I don't think Obama will get assassinated...

We just have to give him awhile to settle in and get things going for us to see how well he really does.

**Ezey** · 11-09-2008 11:10 PM

I don't know if he will get assassinated, I hope he doesn't, but I'm pretty sure someone will try either way.

I mean, even if you take the race issue out of the picture, there's got to be some crazy person who dislikes him enough to kill him. Every president has had people who dislike him, probably dislike him enough to kill him.

Then when you put the race issue back, that just gives some people even more reason to dislike him.

**Black_Eagle** · 11-09-2008 11:27 PM

It's a bit harder than you think to kill a president. The Secret Service is quite secure.

**Kushna Mufeed** · 11-09-2008 11:46 PM

Therefore, if Obama gets assassinated, the Secret Service was in on it.

**Marvo** · 11-09-2008 11:50 PM

**Goldy** · 11-10-2008 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by Marvo

**Ezey** · 11-10-2008 12:19 AM

That made my soul throw up a little...

**nitsuJ** · 11-10-2008 01:28 AM

George Bush's brains weren't splattered, so I doubt Obama's will be.

**ninja9578** · 11-10-2008 02:23 AM

I've never seen the words George, Bush, and brains so close together before

**Sandform** · 11-10-2008 02:24 AM

Obama theme song is necessary.

Obama Bump Bump, Obama Bump Bump Obama, bama, Obama!

**nitsuJ** · 11-10-2008 02:36 AM

Originally Posted by ninja9578

I've never seen the words George, Bush, and brains so close together before

I'm sure he has one somewhere, even if it's not his.

**Umbrasquall** · 11-10-2008 02:40 AM

Well 44 is bad luck in Japan and China, when pronounced it sounds in those languages it sounds like "death death." I read an article about how they think it's bad luck.

**ninja9578** · 11-10-2008 02:52 AM

Originally Posted by nitsuJ

I'm sure he has one somewhere, even if it's not his.

You mean he might still have one in his system from one of the puppies that he's eaten? Puppies brains aren't that advanced.

**Kushna Mufeed** · 11-10-2008 02:54 AM

Originally Posted by Umbrasquall

Well 44 is bad luck in Japan and China, when pronounced it sounds in those languages it sounds like "death death." I read an article about how they think it's bad luck.

What does that have to do with anything?

**AKycekRB20** · 11-10-2008 05:11 AM

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

What does that have to do with anything?

Obama is the 44th president.

**theyearthreethousand** · 11-10-2008 05:28 AM

Originally Posted by AKycekRB20

Obama is the 44th president.

yeah, in america?

i hope obama has a successful career but no doubt he will need many body doubles - because the threat is realistic for every president or person in great power - moreso, because america is still full of racist scum with easy access to guns.

**Kushna Mufeed** · 11-10-2008 05:31 AM

Is he 44 years old?

**Serkat** · 11-10-2008 06:52 PM

Asians don't have nonsensical religions like Christianity or Islam so they have superstition to fulfill the need for something moronic to take serious.

Move on, this topic isn't about Asia, it's is about Barack Obama naked in the sea.

**Original Poster** · 11-10-2008 08:15 PM

If I were Obama I would wear a bullet proof bubble around and I would have the families of all my secret service agents on file so they know if shit goes down I'm using my mexican mafia connections to fuck their lives up.

Yeah, I'd have the mexican mafia pretty much watching EVERYBODY's family that I'm required to trust. How can you trust the mexican mafia, you ask? I'll be using the russian mafia to keep tabs on their family, and so on. Yep, if I were ever assassinated, a whole lot of innocent women and children would be dying afterwards.

**Rozzy** · 11-10-2008 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by Sandform

Obama theme song is necessary.

Obama Bump Bump, Obama Bump Bump Obama, bama, Obama!

lol. use the amilli song...

obama obama obama obamabama obama obama obama obamabama..... lol

**Original Poster** · 11-10-2008 08:48 PM

Blueberry Yum Yum by Ludacris

**Catbus** · 11-10-2008 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by Sandform

Obama theme song is necessary.

Obama Bump Bump, Obama Bump Bump Obama, bama, Obama!

If you've ever seen those moronic "Go Meat" commercials, me and my friends tried to make one on along the same lines.

Ba-Ma!

Ba-Ma!

I said a yes we can,
(I said a yes we can),
I said a yessssss we can,
(I said a yessssss we can),
*fast part*
I said a change,
we hope for it,
hope for the best,
Gobama!

I said a change,
we hope for it,
hope for the best,
Gobama!

When I say 08 (but 08 drag it out to match the syllables of "Hillshire")
you say bama,
Two thousand, eight, BAMA!.

We got to the movie theater 45 minutes early to see Religulous and this is what we accomplished (even though only one of us likes Obama).

Originally Posted by Umbrasquall

Well 44 is bad luck in Japan and China

Somehow, our D&D group began accompanying 44 with Pirates, so now whenever we hear 44 we all yell FAAAAHHRRRRTTTTYYYYY FAAAAAAAAAAEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! In a pirate tone. We also treat it as high open ended, which has saved my ass more times than I can remember.

**Maeni** · 11-10-2008 10:00 PM

Did anybody say "Obama Theme Song" ?

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