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Woman tend to talk too much. I'd probably lessen that a bit. :P
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It is something one half of the population has long suspected - and the other half always vocally denied. Women really do talk more than men.
In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more than the average man.
source: http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=...-more-than-men
Periods. And PMS.
Amen to that. lol. -runs and hides-
lol I probably talk 22,000 words a day, I talk more then men and women
Replace their eyes with tits. Then they have nothing to complain about when I stare them straight in the eyes.
Or, make them make more sense. I wish when you asked a girl what was wrong, she would just say it, instead of dancing around the question for two weeks and then not talking to you because you were a jerk for not knowing what you did wrong.
Wow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bayside
That would be my one change as well. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Jeff777
Your wish contradicts itself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bayside
If eyes are now tits, they are not eyes anymore, right?
Just messing with ya :p
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Women should act more with their brains, rather than their emotions.
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Originally Posted by Jeff777
Man, this annoys me so much. Over the last 5 years, I've heard: Men talk more, Women talk more, and men and women talk the same...
Lets stick with one study!
"Straightening up their hair is all they ever do...why can't they straighten up the mess that's inside?! Why can't a woman be more like a man..."Quote:
Originally Posted by L815
:lol: sorry first thing I thought of was Henry Higgins (kudos to anyone who knows what the hell I'm talking about)
Seems like men are always competing with each other...even friggin' best friends are subconsciously competing with each other...maybe lighten up? :P
I agree with this. Also, as someone said, more logical thinking when it comes to relationship issues...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bayside
To be fair...it's usually in competition over a nice female. Like one such as yourself. :oops:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kael Seoras
1) Their service entrance would be further away from the garbage disposal outlet
2) Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and won't die! 'nuff said :D
Seriously though, I'm sex deprived right now due to an extended complication (wife had a baby, things aren't getting back to normal in the sex arena fast enough)
Brutally honest aren't I :)
Love them as they are, and you won't want to change anything.
Add "in bed" to the end of all their sentences.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff777
i as a woman would change a couple of things...
one, stop fighting over a man, if he hasn't made a choioce, he's probably not woth it.
two, stop alot of them from being stuck up. you know, like hey that guy wants to talk to you, let him, you don't have to start anythng.
and don't talk so much. i will agree we talk alot!!!! chill is my recomandation.
You're doing it wrong.
This isn't a thread about what we would change about women. It's a thread about what we would change about the opposite sex. Which, in your case, is men.
i know but i had to bitch about it, sorry.
well i would change like tons of things about men, so... no offense guys.
No one is taking offense. Just say what you would change. It isn't that hard.
alright then,
this is what i would change.
1) peing on the friggin rim of the toilet.
2)peing outside of the house (gross)
3)peing and not washing hands and then proeeding to shake mine
4)being completely oblivious to the world.
5)being obsessed with football(not all of you i know)
6)not cleaning after yourselves
7)not letting peple in
8)not taking showers for weeks
crap i have to go but i will continue tommorrow...
Not gonna happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
To quote from the movie superbad: "It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get. Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in."
What the fuck kind of guys do you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
1) Sometimes unavoidable. That's just physics. I, for one, clean up if that happens.
2) I've never done that and I think it's fucking disgusting when other guys do it (if there's a perfectly good toilet nearby).
3) I wash my hands.
4) I'm not sure what this is a reference to. To me it seems that girls are usually the ones who are oblivious. Care to be more specific?
5) I hate football and I find sports in general to be boring. Did I just shatter your perceptions?
6) I do clean up. So you must be hanging around some asshole guys.
7) Like...the house? I'm not sure what you mean.
8) Are you dating bums or something? What guy doesn't shower for weeks? Wtf?
:parapet: :paranoid: I'd like to see how YOU could easily operate a penis engorged with urine! (on second thought...I wouldn't...)Quote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
By this, I assume you mean urinating in public (indecent exposure) and not urinating in public bathrooms?Quote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
My 9th grade biology teacher told us that studies show that an average male's hands contain traces of urine, sperm and foreign debris. And regarding the sperm, it's not what you're thinking...he said it comes from people passing it to others through shaking of hands as well as them not washing their hands as often as they should.Quote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
How so?Quote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
Agreed. Males in general are pretty obsessed with sports. Part of the "What it means to be a man" thing I suppose.Quote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
But...we have women folk to do that for us...:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
Being vulnerable doesn't come natural to a man whose taught by society to "be masculine" and "tough it out", "never let 'em see you sweat", "men don't cry". etc. Whereas females are taught to express their emotions...it's not so easy for men. Besides, I've "shown my heart" to a few females before, becoming very vulnerable and that only resulted in me getting hurt. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
:paranoid:Quote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
I agree, you hang out with some straaaange men...I think you should more go with general personality traits, those are harder to counter ;)
1. Sorry. It's kind of hard to aim with this thing. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
2. I only pee on a tree when I'm in the wilderness and no girls are around. I didn't think you'd be watching. :oops:
3. uh oh...
4. wat
5. Guilty.
6. Oh, we kinda thought you could take care of it.
7. Hey, men have emotions. We just don't tend to show them.
8. Eww...
I would change how women shop. Men (or at least the ones I know) know what they want, go to the place that has it, (sometimes taking time to see what the best deal is) buy it, then leave. Women take hours looking at stuff while the men (me) sit there bored.
I agree sutts. Women have to go into a store like wal-mart and talk to people and browse for over an hour. I on the other hand know what I want...go get it and am out within 20 minutes max.
Oh wow wow, one girl posts some stuff she doesn't like about men and everyone gets all defensive? What about all the stuff you guys have been posting about girls? Just stop getting defensive and enjoy the brutal honesty! :P
I know that quote, but whoever came up with it doesn't understand how a woman's body works.Quote:
Originally Posted by Placebo
It seems gross BUT, a guy's dick is generally much cleaner than a guy's hand anyway, so you're not really adding dirt. If anything, guys should wash their hands BEFORE peeing. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
If I would change something about guys, I would make them smarter.
For the most part, it doesn't seem like people in here were being defensive; rather addressing what she said, and adding their comments to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant
I think men reacted in that way since that was the first real post on this thread.
And the males posts weren't? You think we were joking? Granted there's a bit of humor in it, I was still pretty serious. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Delphinus
Yeah. I could do without the bitchiness 25% of the month.
It kinda sucks when a guy tries to tame himself to please the significant other, to only have it blow up in his face :roll:
1) peing on the friggin rim of the toilet.
2)peing outside of the house (gross)
3)peing and not washing hands and then proeeding to shake mine
4)being completely oblivious to the world.
5)being obsessed with football(not all of you i know)
6)not cleaning after yourselves
7)not letting peple in
8)not taking showers for weeks
okay so thanxs for the comments, i did sayy that it does not apply to every one, such as alot of the stuff you guys say about girls don't apply to every girl. oh tw, i was saying that you don't let people ion emotionally, and the peeing outside, has een done by many guys i know, but they aren't dirty or nasty they are just lazy and they think it's funy to pee outside my window...
crap i was just about to add more, i'l edit in about 2-3 hours
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i'm back
9) farting and thinking it's so funny when it stinks
10) drinking beer all the time!!!!
11) weighing 280 and thinking that the mini red ball-huggers you see at ross are perfect for you.
12) not shaving their hairy places... at least like trimming, cuz seriously, it's not okay!!!
that's all for now...
If I could change one thing overall, I think that women in general should be much more attracted to geekish guys in their mid-40s with graying hair. Especially those who drive a Toyota, write music and work in Washington.
That's my one nitpick about women. Other than that, I have few complaints.
^^ Teehee. :chuckle:
well, as you already says it doesnt apply to all Im not going to comment on 9-11...but 12, my gf likes me to be hairy so :P :P :PQuote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
hehe
well some women do i guess....lol i dont like alot of hair.
thus, the lesbian tendency.Quote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
*pinching myself on the arm for you* ah, ok! I was just kidding, geez :p
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Originally Posted by aorozco
9) I don't think farts are funny. I think it's pretty fucking disgusting when guys fart.
10) I only drink beer on special occasions, but even then I prefer liquors.
11) I'm not obese. I don't know what ball huggers are.
12) I'll shave as soon as you show interest, honey.
If you think I'm like those fat fucks you seem to know just because I have a penis, then FUCK YOU.
One time I did that at my best guy friend's house...we had to open the windows and then leave the room and go outside for fresh air...Quote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
...it was hilarious :lol:
C'mon, lighten up :oops: :D
then you are not a guy, hahaha. or you must not have a lot of guy friends, cuz from personal knowledge, when the dudes hang out, and somebody farts, nobody doesn't laugh, hahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by drewmandan
aorozco, I'm guessing you're talking about your dad? I don't think a guy by that description would even come close to being a potential bf for you!!
Since my gender isn't exactly set in stone I figure I would add a female perspective as to what I would change about guys, here it goes:
I would change men so that they actually pay attention during conversations.
I would also make it so they aren't so horny all the time, so they can actually use their brains without being distracted with thoughts of sex :-P
Also, I would make it so men would be less greedy, aggressive, and less lying, more genuine and trustworthy, more gentle.
I would make it so no men are born with body hair...they look better without it!
Also, I would totally change mens habits....no more farting loudly and 'cherishing' it...thats just disgusting and primitive..do that when you are alone you nasty guys who do that! lol...my brother would be one of them
WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU PEE!... I don't need to tell you why :)
Try showering daily instead of weekly (eww)
Try not watching espn 24 hours a day (I know, this is only some guys)
for example my brother...watches anything on espn..as long as the tv is on espn..he watches. Wether its pool..poker, weightlifting or some team sport, he never wants the channel changed...and plays it so obnoxiously loud..ugh!
Stop being pervs (you know who you are dateline predators LOL!)
Stop raping people, rapists!
Even the facial hair?!Quote:
Originally Posted by guerilla
Some guys look wonderful with it :D
Yea, the silent ones are way better...makes it more surprising and hilarious when the stink comes :lol:Quote:
Also, I would totally change mens habits....no more farting loudly and 'cherishing' it...
Although the silent ones generally end up being way more disgusting...
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Originally Posted by Kael Seoras
Facial hair is okay with me, on some guys its smoking hot...on some guys it looks like roadkill. I like the way the facial hair feels too sometimes, its a bit sexy ;-)
But 1 rule, keep the facial hair a bit gapped away from the lips...I don't want to kiss your hair lol
As for the fart problem, I have a solution...when a guy has to fart he has 2 options:
1) go outside and let it out
2) open a window and let it out in that direction
:-P
Yea yea I know I sound like a picky and uptight girl but once those rules are followed im nice :)
I mean its simple really...stay clean dont be gross and dont be a jerk
For me, it's all about the sideburns and the goatee and maybe even a mustache...doesn't suit every guy but on the right guy it can bring out the good features. I've noticed for example that a mustache on the right guy really brings out his eyes, and makes a long face look not as long.
I couldn't have said that better myself, a real smart woman you are :)
Pft, male farts make the world go round. We need them just like women need "The View"
:lol: thanks...well I probably just know this from studying the faces of hot men with facial hair XDQuote:
Originally Posted by guerilla
Oh no, I'm less of a woman because I don't watch The View :oops: :lol:Quote:
We need them just like women need "The View"
lol if men think all women watch the view, they are in for a shocker.
Too true. I would change some girls' attitude. I don't know if only the girls I'm seeing do this but most of them have been stuck up. How the hell are people supposed to get to know eachother. Eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by L815
I'd want to change the fact that some women want you to make all the moves and start most of the conversations.
Women need to be less clingy.
I would change......................... her mind. :(
hey!! lol. i am not!! hehe. dont pindh yourself*reaches over and stabs your eye with a hotdog.* there we are even.Quote:
Originally Posted by AirRick101
hey chill man, i said earllier, 'does not apply to everyone' jeez. lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by drewmandan
lol. well i think it can be funny sometimes like when my brohers do it or my friends but sometimes it is just wrong. especiallywhen your brother and you are going to denver and he decides it would be funny to lock the window for the passenger 'me' and fart a silent but deadly type and just laugh!!!! it's so rude... sure i laughed but i am traumatized...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kael Seoras
my brother of course... hehe.Quote:
Originally Posted by AirRick101
aawww thnxs. lol
Same goes with certain men, I think being clingy is bad for anyone...take my word for it...i used to be VERY clingy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grod
I just get pissed when I think that there might be women out there who are not even talking to me because they think they know me and they've already decided they don't like me.Quote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
Okay Mes, reading drew's posts...I stand corrected. :P
I would make them have more money. Then, when I asked to borrow a few dollars they'd be like, "Sure, dear! Have a few hundred!" and smile sweetly as I plant a kiss on their cheek.
:D (I can't think of anything, really.)
I wish women would spend on me for once.
Will Western Union be fast enough?Quote:
Originally Posted by Amethyst Star
$200.00 sent today in return for a :kiss:
Is receiving $$$$ for a kiss considered ... uuuh never mind ? lol ;)
Money being exchanged for affection? Hmmm, what IS that considered? :dreaming:Quote:
Originally Posted by Howie
the average relationship, hahahahah!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff777
Ouch...
Maybe the ability to think like men.
Women feel like they're being talked down to when men do their normal sarcastic/advice when someone tells them their feelings/problems.
well im sorry, that sucks, but hey guys do the same to girls, for example me. i am very outspken, and i intimidate alot of guys, specially at my school. they assume im a bitch, or that i am stuck up, but i am not, just because i don't want to date you, and such, does not mean tht i am a bitch. u know?Quote:
Originally Posted by drewmandan
I would want women to understand sarcasm better.
I don't think I'd change a thing. I like girls WAY more than guys!
That's funny. I know a guy who doesn't always understand my sarcasm :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by ClassyElf
I guess I'm turning out to be the tomboy of this thread :oops: :lol:
It depends on one's background... jerk.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClassyElf
I appreciate well-executed sarcasm. :D
Screw you and the horse you rode in on Amethyst Star!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Amethyst Star
~ I'm sorry Ame, I can't even do it in fun :morecrying:
keep doing what you do, girl, this is how you weed out the guys with no game.Quote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
if the ratio of pick-up attempts were the other way around, guys be acting da same way, you know?
Howie... that hurt.... right here. *points to her heart* We can't be friends any more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Howie
:hug: I wuv u 2, Howie!Quote:
~ I'm sorry Ame, I can't even do it in fun :morecrying:
exactly!!!! you know what i'd actually love? if we switched up roles you know? like girls do what guys do, and vice versa. i would love to se how that would be handled.Quote:
Originally Posted by AirRick101
I had this real bitter co-worker that I met while game testing (a place to find some guys with real interesting issues, lol). Basically, he would complain to me every time he passed by a girl said "hi," and she wouldn't say "hi" back. He'd be saying thing like "man, why are women such bitches?" It's just too bad that's all he sees women as now.
I felt bad for him, but I didn't vouch for him. I knew he was creeping out the girls each time he approached them (he also had this really creepy way of making eye contact ~ and he was a severe pothead, too)....besides, I've seen the way he tries talking to women. He literally sounds like he's in love every time he talks to a girl, and latches on way too easily (he referred to this kind of behavior as being a gentleman....I had to shake my head when he said that), and never initiates the end of the conversation, especially when there's awkward silence.....I should call him up and create my own version of The Pick-Up Artist, lol.
But really, the most crucial thing is that he would complain and feel bad (and then consider the woman a bitch in his head) just because a woman didn't pay him attention. In my opinion, if a guy has thick enough skin to recover quickly from, or better yet, not mind rejection, then his game's already got a solid foundation.
Who knows, maybe he approached you at some point!
I'd rather not wear make-up, change my clothes twelve times a day and wear high heels.Quote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
Funny, those are all turn offs for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
my fascist regime would require everyone to wear Cowboy Boots!
Well, I don't mind high-heels.Quote:
Originally Posted by drewmandan
And to quote AZ, "Light makeup; that shit that blend right with your skin"
yeah, fuck that shit. We ain't wank'n bitches.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
but COWBOY BOOTS 4 LIFE@!
lol, 12 times a day, most women I know change maybe once a day, after work and showering...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
I've met guys who change 3-6 times a day, much more then some women
This actually applies to many men as well as most women.
I would get that silly idea out of their heads that women have more depth than men. So many people seem to think that women are mysterious and hard to understand and that men are shallow and easy to predict/read. Both genders have equal amounts of the shallow and the deep.
Very well put Xaqaria.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xaqaria
you guys obviously have not seen a chick in cowboy boots and obviously have not walked around in them.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/200...r/jsimpson.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by dylanshmai
AirRick! Are YOU, my friend, a pua? :cooler:Quote:
Originally Posted by AirRick101
No. The boots need to be a bit higher and the pants need to be tighter, and the sweater needs to cost like $1.