Thread: If you could change one thing about the opposite sex...

Woman tend to talk too much. I'd probably lessen that a bit.

It is something one half of the population has long suspected - and the other half always vocally denied. Women really do talk more than men.

In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more than the average man.

source: http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=...-more-than-men

Periods. And PMS.

Amen to that. lol. -runs and hides-

lol I probably talk 22,000 words a day, I talk more then men and women

Replace their eyes with tits. Then they have nothing to complain about when I stare them straight in the eyes.

Or, make them make more sense. I wish when you asked a girl what was wrong, she would just say it, instead of dancing around the question for two weeks and then not talking to you because you were a jerk for not knowing what you did wrong.

Originally Posted by Bayside

Replace their eyes with tits. Then they have nothing to complain about when I stare them straight in the eyes.

Or, make them make more sense. I wish when you asked a girl what was wrong, she would just say it, instead of dancing around the question for two weeks and then not talking to you because you were a jerk for not knowing what you did wrong.

Wow.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Woman tend to talk too much. I'd probably lessen that a bit.

That would be my one change as well.

Originally Posted by Bayside

Replace their eyes with tits. Then they have nothing to complain about when I stare them straight in the eyes.

Or, make them make more sense. I wish when you asked a girl what was wrong, she would just say it, instead of dancing around the question for two weeks and then not talking to you because you were a jerk for not knowing what you did wrong.

Your wish contradicts itself.
If eyes are now tits, they are not eyes anymore, right?
Just messing with ya :p

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Women should act more with their brains, rather than their emotions.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

It is something one half of the population has long suspected - and the other half always vocally denied. Women really do talk more than men.

In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more than the average man.

source: http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=...-more-than-men

Man, this annoys me so much. Over the last 5 years, I've heard: Men talk more, Women talk more, and men and women talk the same...

Lets stick with one study!

Originally Posted by L815

Women should act more with their brains, rather than their emotions.

"Straightening up their hair is all they ever do...why can't they straighten up the mess that's inside?! Why can't a woman be more like a man..."
sorry first thing I thought of was Henry Higgins (kudos to anyone who knows what the hell I'm talking about)

Seems like men are always competing with each other...even friggin' best friends are subconsciously competing with each other...maybe lighten up?

Originally Posted by Bayside

Or, make them make more sense. I wish when you asked a girl what was wrong, she would just say it, instead of dancing around the question for two weeks and then not talking to you because you were a jerk for not knowing what you did wrong.

I agree with this. Also, as someone said, more logical thinking when it comes to relationship issues...

Originally Posted by Kael Seoras

Seems like men are always competing with each other...even friggin' best friends are subconsciously competing with each other...maybe lighten up?

To be fair...it's usually in competition over a nice female. Like one such as yourself.

1) Their service entrance would be further away from the garbage disposal outlet
2) Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and won't die! 'nuff said

Seriously though, I'm sex deprived right now due to an extended complication (wife had a baby, things aren't getting back to normal in the sex arena fast enough)
Brutally honest aren't I

Love them as they are, and you won't want to change anything.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

What would it be? (You can post multiple things if you'd like)

Add "in bed" to the end of all their sentences.

i as a woman would change a couple of things...

one, stop fighting over a man, if he hasn't made a choioce, he's probably not woth it.

two, stop alot of them from being stuck up. you know, like hey that guy wants to talk to you, let him, you don't have to start anythng.

and don't talk so much. i will agree we talk alot!!!! chill is my recomandation.

You're doing it wrong.

This isn't a thread about what we would change about women. It's a thread about what we would change about the opposite sex. Which, in your case, is men.

i know but i had to bitch about it, sorry.

well i would change like tons of things about men, so... no offense guys.

No one is taking offense. Just say what you would change. It isn't that hard.

alright then,

this is what i would change.

1) peing on the friggin rim of the toilet.
2)peing outside of the house (gross)
3)peing and not washing hands and then proeeding to shake mine
4)being completely oblivious to the world.
5)being obsessed with football(not all of you i know)
6)not cleaning after yourselves
7)not letting peple in
8)not taking showers for weeks

crap i have to go but i will continue tommorrow...

Originally Posted by aorozco

2)peing outside of the house (gross)

Not gonna happen.


To quote from the movie superbad: "It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get. Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in."

Originally Posted by aorozco

alright then,

this is what i would change.

1) peing on the friggin rim of the toilet.
2)peing outside of the house (gross)
3)peing and not washing hands and then proeeding to shake mine
4)being completely oblivious to the world.
5)being obsessed with football(not all of you i know)
6)not cleaning after yourselves
7)not letting peple in
8)not taking showers for weeks

crap i have to go but i will continue tommorrow...

What the fuck kind of guys do you know?

1) Sometimes unavoidable. That's just physics. I, for one, clean up if that happens.

2) I've never done that and I think it's fucking disgusting when other guys do it (if there's a perfectly good toilet nearby).

3) I wash my hands.

4) I'm not sure what this is a reference to. To me it seems that girls are usually the ones who are oblivious. Care to be more specific?

5) I hate football and I find sports in general to be boring. Did I just shatter your perceptions?

6) I do clean up. So you must be hanging around some asshole guys.

7) Like...the house? I'm not sure what you mean.

8) Are you dating bums or something? What guy doesn't shower for weeks? Wtf?

Originally Posted by aorozco

1) peing on the friggin rim of the toilet.

I'd like to see how YOU could easily operate a penis engorged with urine! (on second thought...I wouldn't...)

Originally Posted by aorozco

2)peing outside of the house (gross)

By this, I assume you mean urinating in public (indecent exposure) and not urinating in public bathrooms?

Originally Posted by aorozco

3)peing and not washing hands and then proeeding to shake mine

My 9th grade biology teacher told us that studies show that an average male's hands contain traces of urine, sperm and foreign debris. And regarding the sperm, it's not what you're thinking...he said it comes from people passing it to others through shaking of hands as well as them not washing their hands as often as they should.

Originally Posted by aorozco

4)being completely oblivious to the world.

How so?

Originally Posted by aorozco

5)being obsessed with football(not all of you i know)

Agreed. Males in general are pretty obsessed with sports. Part of the "What it means to be a man" thing I suppose.

Originally Posted by aorozco

6)not cleaning after yourselves

But...we have women folk to do that for us...

Originally Posted by aorozco

7)not letting peple in

Being vulnerable doesn't come natural to a man whose taught by society to "be masculine" and "tough it out", "never let 'em see you sweat", "men don't cry". etc. Whereas females are taught to express their emotions...it's not so easy for men. Besides, I've "shown my heart" to a few females before, becoming very vulnerable and that only resulted in me getting hurt.

Originally Posted by aorozco

8)not taking showers for weeks

I agree, you hang out with some straaaange men...I think you should more go with general personality traits, those are harder to counter