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In honour of New Years.
My latest story:
When asked at work today how the New Years party I went to was. My response was "I don't want to talk about it." When in response to that I was asked "Haha. Kevin, did you wake up next to someone you shouldn't have?" My response was, once again, "I don't want to talk about it."
'nuff said. Your turn.
How was your new years eve party?
I don't make stupid choices :)
Tell me about WAYS TO SAY YOU'VE HAD SEX INADVERTENTLY.
Lol. This was actually witty.Quote:
Originally Posted by AmazeO XD
I was at a guy's house the other night, we had a few beers, and...uh...I went home.
It's okay drew/dan. At least you wore protection(?)
No...Was I supposed to? I figured only he would need it...I mean...nevermind.Quote:
Originally Posted by guitarboy
Lol...awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by AmazeO XD
It saves clean up I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by drewmandan
But he told me the stains were a souvenir...Quote:
Originally Posted by guitarboy
If I hadn't made them, I couldn't have learned from them. The negates some of the stupidity.
Or at least it makes me feel better to think that. :content:
SMokeing weed then telling someone on myspace, and not deleting the message because my mom is nosy..
Breaking into a water treatment plant with my friend, then peeing in the water (Wich thay never found out lmfao) and climbing over the office wall to get on the computer and look at porn..
And doing it again the next night...
edit to stupid
Telling my conservative parents I'm bisexual.
starting to smoke cigarettes... i didn't really realize the impact it could have on everyday life cause i was like twelve...
losing my virginity to a girl, who is now an ex, when she was fucked up on xanax. Not my idea but i guess i should have caught the xan-tripping aspect of the situation. i wouldn't care if i hadn't hurt her.
all the times i hung on to shit i should've let go.
smoking salvia. i tripped so hard that i became reality and died. and thought ever fucking second was real. and it fucked with my head for like a month. i was doubting existence and reality only to realize that i'm stuck here regardless of what it is and what it means, and it may turn out to mean nothing but if it does and i fucked up by not giving a shit i'd feel like a dumbass. i am still a completely different person than i was before that.
i regret tons of shit involving girls, but who doesn't right?
right?
right?...
last but not least, i regret the way i've treated my family in that i've never been as social with them as i should've been. i've always seen them as the enemy for some reason. i'm trying to change that these days...
hmm... wrecking a BMW was pretty fucking stupid too.
wow sounds like a crazy salvia trip, I triped on salvia, nothing really happened except I morphed into all the furniture in my room at the same time. and when I rolled forward, I would desenagrate, then when I rolled backwards it would go to normal, and anything past when it was normal, it would inverse.
It was weird.. I only tried x10
20x here. i'd done it like ten times so i thought i knew what to expect. some weird patterns, feel sweaty kinda like i've been microwaved and then tongue feels weird and it's over right? nah ten minutes in hell. i was so fucking miserable. even after it was through if i hadn't been so happy to be alive i would've still been freaking the fuck out about the sheer insanity and depth of the whole... "trip".
For a second I thought you said that you smoked saliva.
lol thats what I thought when I first hear of it
Yeah, this one time I was hanging out with a girl and she was leaving and she kissed me before she left and then I just let her go. Dumbest choice ever... ever.
aww Omnius Deus did you ever see her again?
my problem is that i need to make stupid mistakes to learn, i dont usually learn otherwise, wether its stupid things in school (working, or just generally being an idiot), or outside school (again, just being an idiot).
i used to get up to mischief with my cousin, it wasnt that bad, but i did it too much. like, we threw stones at stuff, and one time, near my house there was this gate which workers use to get in and out of this bit to build, and we chained it up. we all these other little things, all the time. and im sure it would have escalated into something bigger. but, one day, we were being stupid, and we were throwing stones at a window (which was already broken, by the way), well, i threw like one stone, but my cousin and his friend kept throwing, and one hit, and the guy inside the building came up to the window (we thought it was an unused building), and we ran away, but the guy found us, all three of us went different ways, and me, stupidly went the way towards where a lot of people are. so the guy got in his car and he caught up with me, and he pulled up right next to me and i thought there was no point in running any more, so i let him get me. and eventually we all got caught and took back to my cousins house. the police came to see us and we got a row (but not charged).
this sound like i made a bad mistake, but really, if that hadnt happened, i would either be a complete criminal, or i would have gotten into a lot more trouble, because the place where we hapened to be was where my dads friend works, and he has cameras. i feel like an idiot now for being like that, but now i want to be a police officer, and im so grateful i never got charged because i wouldnt be allowed in.
so the moral of this story is, mistakes are my best friends, i wouldnt learn without them.
I tried stealing 5 pyrex pipes in South America Peru and got arrested and almost went to jail...where I would have been raped more than once.
Oh lord jesus, I dont wana get raped!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by dylanshmai
I dont wana get butt fucked!
OMG, how can I stay out of jail?