What layer of hell are YOU going to?

Hey guys, im sure a lot of you must have seen/ taken this test before because its been around long enough, but itd be interesting to see the results nontheless!
Well i was wondering whether to put this in senseless banter or the lounge, but im sure nowone minds it being here eh? If you wanna, just move it into senseless.

Anyway its a test that tells you which layer of hell you are to go to.

I, being a non-beliver, got sent to the eigth layer of hell. pretty bad eh?
i was kind of hoping to get in with the lustful so i could meet ophelia and some others from DV (you know who you are) but i got in with the malicious :)

ahh anyway heres the link: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

take it and answer the poll, lets see where most of our DV members are to be when they die eh?

I got sent to Level 1 (Limbo) :D

I got sent to Layer 5. How unexpected.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.



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Level 2 Yay! At least I will have good company 8)

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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

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HOLY FUCKING SACRED MOTHER OF GOD!!! :shock:

I wasn't thinking i'd be buried that deep! :o I thought i'd be a heretic or better! Instead it turns out i'm gonna be hangin' with the lead cloaked whipping demons. :eek:

woo i have some company then, lome!

i didnt think i was that bad either but turns out im malicious, a thief and occultist. go me.

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HOLY FUCKING SACRED MOTHER OF GOD!!! Shocked[/b]

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And that would probobly be why you got sent there.[/i]

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Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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Gah didn’t think it would come out that bad im a good boy :-)

I got Limbo.

:bravo: HA HA! *points finger and laughs at you all*

Looks like I'm the only one gonna be sittin' pretty in Pergatory. Probably get lonely, but I think I'll manage. :takethatfoo:

-Amé :flyaway:

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Originally posted by Amethyst Star
Looks like I'm the only one gonna be sittin' pretty in Pergatory. Probably get lonely, but I think I'll manage. :takethatfoo: ~Amé :flyaway:

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lucky biotch!

im sure youll have SOME company from DV, not EVERYWONE here can be a total sinner.

well while me and lome get whipped by dark demons you sit around getting bored and waiting for your sentance to pass so you can get into heaven. grr! :mad: :evil:

Nah, I love you all! I'll talk to the Big Guy Upstairs and see if you can get an extended stay in Pergatory rather than a circle of Hell. We'll see what happens, though. :)

-Amé

You're supposed to take pity on the people going to hell, or god will send you there as well, won't he? :P

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Originally posted by Amethyst Star
Nah, I love you all! I'll talk to the Big Guy Upstairs and see if you can get an extended stay in Pergatory rather than a circle of Hell. We'll see what happens, though. :)

-Amé

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woo! Ames gonna manipulate God into getting me outta hell!

i wonder if i could become a ghost...that would rock!

i could go in other peoples houses and...



:hrm: :idea: :chuckle: :holycrap:


actually i thnk thats the sort of thoughts that are getting me into hell
psst!If he makes you choose between me and Lome, pick me!

At least i get company in the limbo :D

Apparently you are in the company of Juilius Caesar in Limbo.

along with other post-whores too!

but you can go and sit in a booth and confess some stuff to the priest and you're all fine again right?

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Originally posted by Kaniaz
You're supposed to take pity on the people going to hell, or god will send you there as well, won't he? :P

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I think its more a case of out of sight out of mind so dont get your hopes up :-)

I think that works, if you truly repent your sins and stuff. Just confessing it without meaning it won't get you off the hook.

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Originally posted by Seeker
Level 2 Yay! At least I will have good company 8)

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Lustful eh.

Hey Seeker! I'll see you in hell...haha.

Purgatory!

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Originally posted by Amethyst Star
:bravo: HA HA! *points finger and laughs at you all*

Looks like I'm the only one gonna be sittin' pretty in Pergatory. Probably get lonely, but I think I'll manage. :takethatfoo:

-Amé :flyaway:

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Me too. Unexpectedly. I expected level 9.

You may as well look for me down there too, nina...

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Originally posted by Truthbearer
You may as well look for me down there too, nina...

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Awesome...I can't wait, it'll be a party...and apparently while this whirlwind is whipping us all around...we still get to have sex. Nice. :ohyahbaby: And hang out with Helen of Troy and Cleopatra...hotties.

haha...only kidding! :lol:

You'd probably have to have sex in lava or something.

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Originally posted by Kaniaz
You'd probably have to have sex in lava or something.

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owwww that MUST hurt. It would be so hot u'll b like this: :evil:

Nah...no lava in the second level of hell. It's more like being trapping inside a giant tornado, and people are constantly whirling around in it...some of them are having sex...b/c its the "lustful" ring of hell, I actually remember reading Dante's Inferno in HS, and thought to myself...eh that doesn't sound too bad haha. Besides, Dante's version of the hell is different from what we are used to...for example, the ninth layer (the worst) is actually all icey and frigid...not fire and brimstone.

That is hilarous. Having sex in a tornado?! More like a dodgy porn video than a 2nd layer of hell. :mrgreen:

Won't that mean you can fly?

Imagine trying to undo somebodies bra in the middle of a hurricane.

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Originally posted by Kaniaz
Imagine trying to undo somebodies bra in the middle of a hurricane.

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OK, just imagined it. Shouldn't be too difficult :D

I got Level 1-Limbo also although I almost got into level 6(the city of heretics). Both of them were "very high", but i got limbo :D

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You'd probably have to have sex in lava or something.

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owwww that MUST hurt. It would be so hot u'll b like this: :evil:[/b]

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and we'll remember you and we'll be like this: :shakehead2:

lol i got "extreme" on level 6

hmm it seems dreamviews is a bunch of do-gooders. 8 made it to limbo and purgatory, temporary stay for you guys.

its funny, i never imagined seeker as particularly lustful...maybe his innerworkings are more sinister...?

and nightowl, thats probobly because you dont believe in god, but are living a virtuous life right?

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Imagine trying to undo somebodies bra in the middle of a hurricane.

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OK, just imagined it. Shouldn't be too difficult :D[/b]

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What, even when the hurricane's pelting flying cows at you and Satan's all over you like "Experience eternal pain, bitch."

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and nightowl, thats probobly because you dont believe in god, but are living a virtuous life right?[/b]

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Correct :)

I voted level 2 before I took the test, but turns out I'm hanging in Limbo with the virtuous pagans. Sounds way cooler than heaven.

Limbo for me!

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I wonder what level tickle-torture would be introduced at? ^_^;

oh dear - level 6
i wonder if ticking 'it's okay to punch someone if they have it coming' made a difference.

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Originally posted by Maystar
oh dear - level 6
i wonder if picking 'it's okay to punch someone if they have it coming' made a difference.

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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge


crap, i hope i get to be the guys that walk around in lead cloaks, and not the ones stuck in small holes, with flames licking at they're feet :tongue:

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Originally posted by Xisdence
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge


crap, i hope i get to be the guys that walk around in lead cloaks, and not the ones stuck in small holes, with flames licking at they're feet :tongue:

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I think you'd like it if you were the one being whipped Xisdence. ;)

Man how did Seeker and Kaniaz land up so high?? They sound pretty sinful to me... :D

woo xisdence you get to be with me and lome!

and squall, level 9 is the worst, most darkest place in hell where the evilest go and 1 is the one where virtuous non-believers go.

level 2 isnt that bad.

I don't see why they bother with levels. If you're there forever (which is quite a long time), then can't he just stick everybody into one big pool of lava and be done with it?

*ponders being wipped by the devil* :tongue:

hmmm maybe the devil is into the kinky stuff these days, well we can all just sit in a corner in the eigth level us 3 and lucid dream of heaven or something, if not were screwed !!

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hmmm maybe the devil is into the kinky stuff these days, well we can all just sit in a corner in the eigth level us 3 and lucid dream of heaven or something, if not were screwed !!

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lol. im in level six, and that seems to be where to most people are according to the pools. we will have fun and then we can just kill the devil and go byuy some icecream and laugh at the poor:) lol

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Originally posted by Kaniaz
I don't see why they bother with levels. If you're there forever (which is quite a long time), then can't he just stick everybody into one big pool of lava and be done with it?

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Everyone ends up where they want to be, yo. Us virtuous pagans chill in our meadows (with a bit o melancholy, granted) while the lust-monkies have their whirl-wind and the wrathful have their whip-bearing overlords. Shake it up, and we'll still all settle to our own 'hoods anyhow, according to the specific gravity of our mind-streams, dig it?

I'm swimming in my lava-lamp, daddy.

EDIT: *snap* *snap* 8)

Who are you and what have you done with Taosaur.

Try to avoid "Willing to assasinate someone..." and "Willing to be treacherous to your country."

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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.[/b]

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Hello boys!

hey atleast we have womans limbs to entertain ourselves with.

waaaaaaaaah I got a Level 8 Extreme Badass.

Really cool! I don't know how I got away with purgatory and didn't get put in the "lustful" level of hell! There must be a flaw in their logic!

Yay I made it to purgatory, but i scored high on limbo. :D

looks like im having sex in a tornado for all eternity .... OH DARN !!!! guess i wont get much sleep ... but who in HELL needs sleep

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

I got Limbo, though I also rated very high in level 6 (heretics), which is probably much more appropriate for me. Very few will you encounter who are less likely to be Christian than I. Oh well. Guess I'll just have to start a revolution or something. :mrgreen:

Yea, so uh...as the test turns out, I'm going to be the next ruler of hell apparently :bowdown: :evil:

Nah, jus kiddin. I'm a just good guy apparently. I gets ta go to Purgatory and soon enough after a lil work i'll be livin it up with tha big guy.

I am glad this test is 100% accurate...

LOL. I answered as if nobody were going to keep the results...(hopefully not) by clicking what came to mind first.

I'm shocked, I'm destined for the 7th level of hell!! O well. Can't say I wasn't scared the least bit by this bullshit initially!

Yay ^_^ Level 1.

HERATICS! W00T!

And the witch I've got to scroll up now and see who's burning there with me. :-P

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:)

Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

7th level was the one i got, cant believe i did this test again. I answered two questions differently regarding sucide and what, now i go to Purgatory.....Whatever.

Look Down A Lost Soul, looks like you will be seein me. :)

Peace Sensi.

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

I don't belive it, i am stunded..... I got level 8!!! I do not agree with this test. i am a good person, I should have at least have got level two but damn leval 8.

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Originally posted by sensi
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:)

Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

7th level was the one i got, cant believe i did this test again. I answered two questions differently regarding sucide and what, now i go to Purgatory.....Whatever.

Look Down A Lost Soul, looks like you will be seein me. :)

Peace Sensi.

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Woot! Bring the marshmellows! :D

I always loved roasting marshmellows as i kid, now i know why....... :rolllaugh:

Peace sensi.

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Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
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yay i get to be with nice people all you evil sananic worhshiping party going people .....wait ....damn purgitory is going to be really boring !!!!!!!!