tell me about your awkward moments

**rastasteez** · 09-30-2007 09:57 PM

i know i have many....too many, but they can leave behind good memories

one that happened not to long ago... (the whole thing was awkward)
i was invited over to this kids house that he was house sitting at for the weekend..him and his friend were there and me and my friend went over there and we got there and they were slightly drunk (i didnt know his friend and only knew himi because we talked online and a little bit in school but no more then a "hi").........---theres 4 things that happened that night:
1. we hung around this table thing in the kitchen and talked about random shit...they were drinkin...and talking about stuff and we were kind of out of it b ecause they started their conversation before we got there....
2. they decided to m ake a campfire out back...they sat on one side of it mostly talking to t hemselves while we sat on the otherside jujst sitting there.
3. his friend left, we left then we were talkin to him online and hes like "im bout to go in the hottub if u guys wanted to come back over" so we went over and it was maddd awkward because by then he was a lil more then slightly drunk and we were all sitting in a hot tub together and had nothing to talk about cause we really didnt know eachother. it was deadly silent for about 20 min.
4. we watched a movie-the full monty- this is where he sat in the middle of us...i thought my friend was sitting close to him so i decided to do the same...as it turns out i was the one that was sitting really close to him..she wasnt. i also thought that she was doing something with him..she descirbed it to me as "i thought he was on top of you".........

very awkward night.

**mark** · 09-30-2007 10:11 PM

ha ha yeah those situations can be awkward.

Ok here is one from my past. I was not to popular at school so people used to make fun of me alot.

This one time in Geography we were all waiting to go home and because I sat at the front of the class near the door everyone was crowded round me next to the door. So this one lad decides he will be funny and says to me "Mark why dont you offer to walk H home" (I really fancied this girl and she had already turned me down) she looked at me and so was everyone else...as if this was not embarrassing enough lol it gets worse.

I tried to say I really dont think she wants me to but instead a random jumble of words came out because I was so nervous. Everyone laughed...dam that was awkward ha ha

**tommo** · 11-02-2008 02:25 PM

haha
Oh god.
Well one time I was in class and there was this girl one year above me who was fairly hot and I was fantasising about fucking her.
Then she comes and sits next to me and I go red and she says "You're really cute" and I go even redder haha
Then everyone notices so I go even redder! omg I was so embarrassed then this guy tries to move her hand onto my ass and I was just so unbelievably red it's not funny. Everyone was like "You're redder then a tomato" n shit. omg lol

Um so many I'll post some more later if this thread gets revived.

**Original Poster** · 11-02-2008 09:41 PM

Being me is awkward by itself, picking out individual moments is tough.

**What is Real** · 11-09-2008 04:08 AM

Ha, likewise Omnius Deus!

**hungrymanz** · 11-09-2008 04:41 AM

Originally Posted by tommo

haha
Oh god.
Well one time I was in class and there was this girl one year above me who was fairly hot and I was fantasising about fucking her.
Then she comes and sits next to me and I go red and she says "You're really cute" and I go even redder haha
Then everyone notices so I go even redder! omg I was so embarrassed then this guy tries to move her hand onto my ass and I was just so unbelievably red it's not funny. Everyone was like "You're redder then a tomato" n shit. omg lol

Um so many I'll post some more later if this thread gets revived.

You deserve it, you are nothing more than a horny pleasure-cat. Your kind sickens me - please go run with the dogs, you have nothing to offer civilized society.

MOD NOTE: This is a good example of an insulting troll. He's getting an infraction, and IMO should just get banned. Stop your shit, or else

**Marvo** · 11-09-2008 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by hungrymanz

You deserve it, you are nothing more than a typical teenage boy. Your kind sickens me - please go run with the dogs, you have nothing to offer civilized society.

Fixed. You can't really expect everyone to be all nice and "Ohh I love her" and not "Ohh I wanna sex her".

Anyway, I've had my fair share of awkward moments. One time in class we were reading an english book, and there was this black woman in one of the pictures. I then said "There's a nigger cleaning the floor". Now, this I certainly wouldn't do today, but back then I didn't know that it was a bad word. The danish equivelant of the word, "neger" is not a bad word, so I assumed it was fine. My teacher didn't get mad though, he just went (in a sarcastic way) "You pigskinned boy!" and everyone was laughing. I can't deny that I was having fun too, but it was also a wee bit awkward.

**tommo** · 11-09-2008 08:26 AM

Alright.... ban anyone?

EDIT: lol thanx for that clarification marv haha

Err, lucky you got outta that one haha I got out of saying that a few times too coz I was friends with niggers, ah I mean dark people. Which is acceptable?

**hungrymanz** · 11-09-2008 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by tommo

Alright.... ban anyone?

Fight fairly, rogue!

**iank** · 11-10-2008 09:07 AM

My whole life is an awkward moment.

**tommo** · 11-10-2008 12:20 PM

a very long moment to be awkward for!

P.S Thanx mod

**Repo!** · 11-11-2008 01:19 AM

Too many to recall!

But one of the most horriffic ones was i was on an elevator and this lady got on. I would have bet everything I had in my life that she was pregnant. I mean, she looked like she was about to pop. So, I asked her..."Whens the baby due!?" and she just stared at me and said..."I'm not pregnent." After that, it seemed like the freakin elevator had stopped to a crawl and felt like the next 5 floors felt like 20 mintues.

Ha, talk about akward.

**Mes Tarrant** · 11-11-2008 01:29 AM

Being stuck somewhere like in an elevator with a Korean student, and he can't speak English, and the only things I can say in Korean is stuff like "did you have lunch?" and "i miss you."

It can get awkward. But, it's cute.

Edit: Oh wait wait, I got one. Waking up in the morning with a guy who you could have sworn was better looking the night before.

God dammit....

**Venomblood** · 11-11-2008 04:12 AM

Trying to tell the class what placebo was, while pronouncing it: Place Bow (as in bow-tie).

**tommo** · 11-12-2008 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by Repo!

Too many to recall!

But one of the most horriffic ones was i was on an elevator and this lady got on. I would have bet everything I had in my life that she was pregnant. I mean, she looked like she was about to pop. So, I asked her..."Whens the baby due!?" and she just stared at me and said..."I'm not pregnent." After that, it seemed like the freakin elevator had stopped to a crawl and felt like the next 5 floors felt like 20 mintues.

Ha, talk about akward.

LMAO, yeh my rule is to never comment on anybody who looks pregnant.
Some girls actually just say they're not pregnant because they know it will make you awkward lol. You should have said "Are you sure?"

**theyearthreethousand** · 11-12-2008 09:22 AM

I was about to kiss a girl and I accidentally puked in my mouth a little as i had been drinking heavily. so I was like "hey, I need to go the bathroom, brb" and she was like "aww, he is nervous" and her friends laughed. I replied, "no, I am getting a condom" - i obviously wasn't but it thought it was a hilarious joke. she did not and my friends where not around to laugh with me (i looked).

**Rozzy** · 11-12-2008 07:10 PM

so an ackward moment...

aha! okay so i was with a friend of mine, and we were hangin out. (it's a girl.)
we were listenin to some music and she was sittin real close as i was talkin to her, which i didn't mind. but then out of nowhere, she like leaned over and tried to kiss me!! lol i was like woah! and she said sorry, and was so embarrassed, and it felt ackward for the rest of the time she was there....

**theyearthreethousand** · 11-13-2008 03:08 AM

Originally Posted by aorozco

so an ackward moment...

aha! okay so i was with a friend of mine, and we were hangin out. (it's a girl.)
we were listenin to some music and she was sittin real close as i was talkin to her, which i didn't mind. but then out of nowhere, she like leaned over and tried to kiss me!! lol i was like woah! and she said sorry, and was so embarrassed, and it felt ackward for the rest of the time she was there....

omg... lesbians.

**tommo** · 11-13-2008 03:14 AM

Oh cummon, nothing wrong with a bit of lesbian lovin'! haha

**theyearthreethousand** · 11-13-2008 03:15 AM

Originally Posted by tommo

Oh cummon, nothing wrong with a bit of lesbian lovin'! haha

i am not objecting homeslice!

**tommo** · 11-13-2008 06:03 AM

haha
sorry lol I was replying to aorozco

**Rozzy** · 11-13-2008 07:10 PM

lol. it was an ackward moment, and it was not lesbian. just i think she was curious as alot of people are... lol

**tommo** · 11-14-2008 03:40 AM

Are you curious?

Do you have a video camera?
lol jk I'll stop now.

**CoLd BlooDed** · 11-14-2008 05:06 AM

I believe awkwardness only happens if you let it happen. Obviously I've had my awkward moments, but nowadays I know how to avoid them or work my way out of them.