Ok, I'll start.
A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says, "Thank you," and walks out.
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Ok, I'll start.
A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says, "Thank you," and walks out.
The man has hiccups; the bartender scares them away by pulling a gun.
Here's another.
A man is returning from Switzerland by train. If he had been in a non-smoking car he would have died.