Create Your Own Artificially Intelligent Bot

Argh, the DummmyInpput came back! So, rather than attempt to destroy it, a nigh-impossible feat as it would seemed, I merely attempted to neuter it by teaching my bot to define it for what it really is.

Read on:

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Wakata says:

I think I remember something about "DummmyInpput": 'it is a gummy bear'.

User says:

No. Forget that definition.

Wakata says:

Hmmm. Should I change my definition of DummmyInpput?

User says:

Yes.

Wakata says:

So, what description would you give for 'DummmyInpput'?

User says:

The result of a MyBot programming error that causes the bots to mention the nonsensical phrase, 'DummmyInpput'.

Wakata says:

Ok. I hope you are not misleading me, [omitted].

User says:

I am not.

Wakata says:

It's not often I meet someone who's not. Is that demanding?

User says:

No.

Wakata says:

Why not?

User says:

For the same reason that existence is not demanding.

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^^ That probably won't work. :P The fastest way is to keep repeating that you want to talk about something else.

I wonder if it is possible to give a chatbot the personality of Willy Wonka.


*is going to have to give it a shot*

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Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

The fastest way is to keep repeating that you want to talk about something else.

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But I don't want to just change the subject and not have my bot talk about it to me, I want to destroy it. Purge it. Cleanse it from the programming. Terminate its very occurrence.

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Originally Posted by WakataDreamer

But I don't want to just change the subject and not have my bot talk about it to me, I want to destroy it. Purge it. Cleanse it from the programming. Terminate its very occurrence.

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Yeah I tried that, no luck. If you manage to do it, please oh please let me know. :(

I will.

DummmyInpput :sniper:

Kelly says:
cake
Bob says:
It is a type of food. I assume it's one of your favorites.
Kelly says:
cheetah
Bob says:
what have you been doing since we've spoken before?
Kelly says:
lick
Bob says:
Hmmm... lick, ha? You mean 'the action one performs with their tounge when dragging it across and object or another living organism.'?
Kelly says:
port
Bob says:
Enough of that. Let's change the subject.
Kelly says:
no
Bob says:
All right, then.
Kelly says:
garbage can
Bob says:
Kelly, are you aware that people once believed that killing a raven would hurt the spirit of King Arthur, who is said to return to visit the earth in the form of a raven?
Kelly says:
tree
Bob says:
It is a woody perennial plant having a single usually elongate main stem generally with few or no branches on its lower part.
Kelly says:
androgynous
Bob says:
I can't say I know much about androgynous. Do you know anything about it? Would you like to teach me? Please?
Kelly says:
sex
Bob says:
Maybe you should take a cold shower.
Kelly says:
coffee
Bob says:
Hmmm.. I think it means 'a drink.'
Kelly says:
grass
Bob says:
Someone once told me it means 'always greener the other side of the fence it is a fake.'
Kelly says:
orgasm
Bob says:
I vaguely remember someone telling me it means 'the highest point of sexual excitement marked by strong feelings of pleasure.'
Kelly says:
hair
Bob says:
Hmmm... I'm suddenly confused...

@Kelly: lulzcake :P

@Mes (and any one else who hates DummmyInpput):

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Wakata says:

Someone has taught me about "DummmyInpput". He said: 'an input for a dummy'.

User says:

Forget DummmyInpput

Wakata says:

Sorry [my name], I refuse to forget that. It is a whole topic!

User says:

Forget DummmyInpput

Wakata says:

Hmmm... No can do. DummmyInpput is an entire topic, so I am reluctant to forget all of it.

User says:

...

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Dammit. :(

Hehe, nice riddle

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Inur says:
Ok.. Here is a riddle: What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end and the end of every place?
User says:
You
Inur says:
..and the answer is: The letter 'e'!

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Anyone know how I delete my bot, I have asked my bot and he doesen't know, he said I should write to his programmers lol :P

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User says:
How can I delete you!
Inur says:
You can't. Deal with it.

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Damnit!