Thread: S M O K E R S: post your favourite anti-smoking comments!

I find it ironic that your name is "rottingteeth", in relation to the comment from the old guy.

My uncle died of lung cancer. My apologies if I don't find this post humorous.

I find it ironic that your name is "rottingteeth", in relation to the comment from the old guy.

which is why I counted it as my favourite. I should actually see a dentist, my teeth aren't rotting, just a filling came out. but my philosophy on that is FUCK DENTISTS. should I flesh it out? nah...I'll let it rot...

My uncle died of lung cancer. My apologies if I don't find this post humorous.

guess I should have put a disclaimer: THIS THREAD IS ONLY FOR SMOKERS WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT. if you're just gonna try to buzzkill, gtfo, pls.

look. I am sorry for your loss, really, I am. but not everyone dies from smoking. my dad has been smoking since he was like 12, he's 60 now. sure he's all yellow and gross, but he's still kickin'. plenty of people smoke for many years and don't die from it. it all depends.

some people are predisposed toward alcoholism, does that mean no one should drink?

Everyone gets health side effects from smoking though, so the alcoholism thing isn't a good metaphor. Most people can drink occasionaly without becoming addicted to it.

Most people get addicted to smoking, and whether you die or not, you're still not as healthy as a non-smoker.

Enjoy your failed thread.

Instead, here's a link to some health effects of smoking: http://quitsmoking.pharmacydiscountr...h_effects.html

well since i am trying to quit... i won't dignify this thread with a positive response.

Folks, everybody knows smoking fucks people up really bad, but this is supposed to be a humor thread. Let's have some laughs.

Not really anti-smoking but definitely a dis on what a lot of smokers do: A sign in a bathroom said, "Please don't throw your cigarette butts in our urinals because we don't piss in your ashtrays."

My sister is 12 and she flicks the butts out of peoples mouths while they're smoking. I told her she's gonna get blasted in the face if she keeps doing it.

Lol if a random guy was pointing his finger at me I would've just flicked him off...

Originally Posted by Elis D.

My sister is 12 and she flicks the butts out of peoples mouths while they're smoking. I told her she's gonna get blasted in the face if she keeps doing it.

Haha, she is.

Smoking is gay.

Originally Posted by Man of Shred

Smoking is gay.

So's your mom, but that doesn't stop people people from doing her~

Originally Posted by Elis D.

My sister is 12 and she flicks the butts out of peoples mouths while they're smoking. I told her she's gonna get blasted in the face if she keeps doing it.

Dude, get her to stop! She's going to get beat up and down the street if she does that to the wrong people.

One of the most horrific side-effects of smoking (even if its just a few at parties) might be.... !becoming an actual smoker! :O


Of course when smokers get pissed by snappy comments, they can just catch the prey with their tongue and strangle them... when commenting on a smokers habit it is adviced to have one or more friends close. If you're unsure whenever or not it is a safe time to be doing smoker related jokes, listen for regular coughing nearby, or look for clouds of smoke. If these conditions are true, you should problaly avoid any smoking related conversation with harming intentions, as it could results in dragging and strangulation, should this be the case, other non-smokers can melee you to release the smokers grip.

They should put these warnings on cigerrate packs... haven't seen any yet : /

Originally Posted by SomeDreamer

One of the most horrific side-effects of smoking (even if its just a few at parties) might be.... !becoming an actual smoker! :O

... No, Left 4 Dead was popular like... 6 months ago.

Bill Hicks said it well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ySCcnoo3c

... No, Left 4 Dead was popular like... 6 months ago.

huh? The community is still active and growing They haven't even released the SDK yet and still need to include a new mode. The game is still going strong. I don't understand how you could say such a horrible thing

Originally Posted by Clockwork

Bill Hicks said it well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ySCcnoo3c

god damnit...I was about to post a bill hicks vid link until you RUINED FOR ME!

somedreamer where did you find that picture of me >:(

LMAO @ Bill Hicks vid. he's great. was. RIP Bill :(

somedreamer where did you find that picture of me >

I have my contacts

WHATCHU KNOW BITCH?? fgsjfht'enklfg

:3

Originally Posted by rottingteeth

being a smoker, I get comments all the time from random people that are basically saying "smoking is bad, you should quit" (as if I'm going to drop my half smoked fag, and immediately trash my unfinished pack). in the course of about a year and a half of smoking, I've gotten everything from simple comments to long, drawn out speeches.

about a half a year ago when I was rolling my own, I got a LONG ASS speech from some random old skinny black guy, said he used to roll his own cos it's cheaper, went on about how addicted he was (said he'd collect butts he found on the street when he couldn't afford to buy tobacco) and how he quit after he found jesus or something.

couple months later, I was sitting on a bench under a carport in a designated smoking area, and some guy way across the parking lot pointed at me and shook his finger (like "shame on you"). NO IDEA who he was, I really don't think it was anyone I knew. that has to be the weirdest.

and just a few minutes ago I was outside smoking and some really old guy (had to of been like 85) said, jokingly, "those cigarettes will rot your insides!" that has to be my favourite so far, since he said "rot" referring to my insides.

anyway post your weirest, funniest, favouritest () anti-smoking comments.

Going solely by your signature, I hate you.

I didn't even read this. I just saw your signature and posted.


I don't even know what this thread is about.


WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Today, my friend signed a petition to ban smoking in public places with a cigarette in his mouth.

Originally Posted by no-name

So's your mom, but that doesn't stop people people from doing her~

Zing!

Anyway, one time I this guy standing outside of a cigar shop handing out anti-smoking propaganda leaflets. Not really that funny, but it was a bit of a spectacle.