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    1. 04-09-2009 04:26 AM #1
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      Raccoon bites off man's......

      penis?

      http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/stor...74-948,00.html

      And thats why you don't try to fuck with a raccoon . . .literally. muthafucka
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    2. 04-09-2009 04:33 AM #2
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      If the racoon has it, where is the guy's dick right now lol?
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    3. 04-09-2009 04:42 AM #3
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      Or better yet, how does one achieve an erection in order to rape a raccoon?
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    4. 04-09-2009 04:49 AM #4
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mysteryhunter View Post
      Or better yet, how does one achieve an erection in order to rape a raccoon?
      They take Viagra
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    5. 04-09-2009 04:51 AM #5
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      Quote Originally Posted by Ghostmaker56 View Post
      They take Viagra
      Darn those Russians!
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    6. 04-09-2009 08:33 AM #6
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      That's what you get for sticking your dick where it does not belong. I wonder if he would try and get a BJ from it too lol.....
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    7. 04-10-2009 06:41 AM #7
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      That re-affirms the phrase, 'Help! Raccoons took my penis!'
      Question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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    8. 04-10-2009 07:52 AM #8
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      ... And that kids, is how AIDS began.
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
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      You do this every fucking time.

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    9. 04-10-2009 08:42 AM #9
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      By raccoons biting off drunk guys dicks?
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    10. 04-10-2009 08:49 AM #10
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      Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
      What I don't understand is why they're trying to restore his mangled manhood.

      It's like giving the gun back to the would-be murderer that accidentally shot himself instead of the victim.
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    11. 04-10-2009 11:58 AM #11
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      Wow... just wow.


      Furries these days...
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      If you look closely, you can see the dismembered penis in it's mouth.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Kiza View Post
      By raccoons biting off drunk guys dicks?
      No, by some retarded person fucking an animal.
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
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      You do this every fucking time.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Mysteryhunter View Post
      Or better yet, how does one achieve an erection in order to rape a raccoon?
      Unlike most men, he is sexually aroused by raccoons.

      I love the picture by the article...



      There is another article on that site about somebody getting messed up by a raccoon he tried to pet at a BBQ. People need to understand that raccoons are not lovable little things that want to be touched by humans. They are very dangerous wild animals with sharp claws and teeth, and they will tear you up if you mess with them.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Universal Mind View Post
      Unlike most men, he is sexually aroused by raccoons.

      I love the picture by the article...



      There is another article on that site about somebody getting messed up by a raccoon he tried to pet at a BBQ. People need to understand that raccoons are not lovable little things that want to be touched by humans. They are very dangerous wild animals with sharp claws and teeth, and they will tear you up if you mess with them.
      Yeah, they are mean SOB's. I once saw a family of coons about 10 feet away from me, they knew i was there but were busy walking away. Good thing it didn't come to bite me, i woulda had to kick them in the heads like a football.
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      Then curb stomp their face.

      Hey guys, I'm back. Feels good man
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      Fucking a raccoon seems like it should be given at least a little bit of prior planning.


      White girl, you can ask her what the dick be like
      And monster madness doing drive-bys on a fuckin fixie bike
      Fuck it moron, snortin oxycontin, wearin cotton,
      Oxymoron like buff faggots playin sissy dykes
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    18. 04-12-2009 02:59 AM #18
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      I heard the racoon was dressed provocatively.

      Besides, don\'t all racoons look hawt around closing time?
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    19. 04-12-2009 04:01 AM #19
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      And the lesson here is... Don't fuck raccoons.
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    20. 04-12-2009 06:50 AM #20
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      I love the way they have the picture of the racoon like it was a hero or something. lmao
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