Klu Klux Klan endorses obama!

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KKK members in Tennessee rally against Hillary Clinton and support Barack Obama

February 7th, 2008

by James R. Crowe

White Christian Supremacist group the Klu Klux Klan has endorsed Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States of America.

Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass bitch" as President.

This is the first time in Klan history that any member of the KKK has ever publicly supported an African American candidate for the presidency.


KKK lodges all over America have been gathering and holding rallies supporting the black presidential candidate.

Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about the election and has donated thousands of dollars to Obama's election fund.


"The boy's gonna do it. My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama fund. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I'll even adopt a black kid from Africa before I vote for Hillary."

"A few years back we were lynching negroes. Now we're gonna vote for one to be president of the US of motherfu**ing A, damn it! Anyone or anything is better than Hillary Clinton - anything!!"

Placards for Barack Obama have been put up around the Klan's Headquarters and the KKK have announced a television ad campaign to support the African American candidate.

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wow

Source?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...asco_sauce.jpg

Souce

Bitch. :P

It makes slightly more sense when you take it in context.

Black Eagle demands that this be put into context.

Though, it is outlandishly ironic anyway.

EDIT: It's sauce, not souce.

I'd like to see a source for this before I believe it.

3 possibilities. you made this up, someone else made it up, or the kkk members were fake.

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Originally Posted by Demon Parasite

I'd like to see a source for this before I believe it.

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http://www.silverfernz.com/ProdImage...msauce560p.jpg

Christ, how many bottles of sauce do you guys need to see?

Thread is a tad late don't you think? But aye, grasshoppa is correct. The KKK did infact make large financial contributions to the Obama campaign and officially endorse him.

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/data/ima...llaryObama.jpg
http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/tpllib/i...pg&w=240&h=180

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"We, the KKK, voted for and funded Obama for a reason, it really is a time for change. We're throwing down our arms folks and instead of guns we want to extend a hand of friendship to every negro in the United States. We also want to say sorry for being such shits in the past and hope y'all can forgive us," Cletus Monroe told the Daily Squib.

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People, before you jump to conclusions about what a member says in the future...use Google. Google is your friend.


http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/kkk.asp :chuckle:

Spoiler for Grasshoppa gotcha:

The "British newspaper" that originated the above information is the Daily Squib, which describes itself as "a satirical publication [that] should tehrefore not be taken to fucking seriously"

They dont deserve to be in the KKK. Give me the members names, I'm going to have to shoot some fuckers.

You know, I could have sworn I heard something on the news one day about the KKK supporting Obama because they thought he'd run the country into the ground or something like that. I know I heard something about the KKK, but I guess I'll never know what :/

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Originally Posted by Michael

They dont deserve to be in the KKK. Give me the members names, I'm going to have to shoot some fuckers.

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Assuming that was serious, I think you might want to review Jeff's post.

I remember reading something about how some KKK members wanted Obama to win so that 'The Race War' would start.

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Originally Posted by Black_Eagle

You know, I could have sworn I heard something on the news one day about the KKK supporting Obama because they thought he'd run the country into the ground or something like that. I know I heard something about the KKK, but I guess I'll never know what :/



Assuming that was serious, I think you might want to review Jeff's post.

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Yeah, I heard something like that too, I thought there was a topic on here about it awhile back. I thought it was somewheres along the line that the KKK would endorse whoever they didn't want to win, because that way people would see who the KKK was endorsing, and go against it because it would feel morally wrong to vote with the KKK, or that there must be something wrong with the candidate that they don't know about it the KKK is endorsing them.

Might have all just been hearsay though, I can't remember now.

but I thought... :shock: