God, I hate sunburn! I'm gonna peel tomorrow!
I've been baling hay ever since 1 P.M. today, and we just got the field done. Before that, I raked starting at 10 A.M. Noonday sun on one of the longest days of the year leaves me redder than this guy => :pissed:
If I was this shade on every other part of my body, I could pass for an Indi- sorry, Native American. But no! Sonnavabitchin' farmer's tan. No wonder nobody wants to see me at a pool.
Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow! Leather chairs really suck now. I suppose that this is what I have to go through to be called a "redneck." Skin cancer be damned, sunblock is for pussies! It's probably what's givin' everybody cancer anyway...
So, does anyone else feel as miserable as I do? Keep in mind that my house has no AC.