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    1. 06-28-2009 05:27 PM #1
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      NOOOOOOO Billy Mays died!

      What's going on! He was my hero! He was the Michael Jackson of Infomercials.... I can't believe it. He was found dead by his wife about 20 minutes ago.

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    2. 06-28-2009 05:27 PM #2
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      Wow...tragic. I couldn't help but laugh a little you said "he was the michael jackson of infomercials" but yeah...this is really sad. =/
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    3. 06-28-2009 05:42 PM #3
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      Since Michael Jackson is undoubtedly going to make his way into this thread, I think it's worth noting that Billy and Michael were both 50 when they passed.
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    4. 06-28-2009 05:43 PM #4
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      RIP Billy Mays 7/20/58---6/28/09

      Billy Mays here with another fantastic product!It's the Mighty Casket! Having problems with water, bugs, grave robbers, and other things you don't want in your casket!? The Mighty Casket does it all! It's special iichonium seal technology blocks out the bad, and keeps the good in. Take a look! Not even water from a fire hose, Dinosaur Worms, and a team of professional robbers can get in the casket. The Mighty Casket is only 19.99! But wait! There's more! We will throw you a free zombie shotgun just in case something goes wrong. That's a $80.00 value, yours free! What are you waiting for!? CALL NOW!
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    5. 06-28-2009 06:03 PM #5
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      "NOOO" Indeed. About two weeks ago I was watching one of his informercials late at night for no apparant reason. The guy was epic. RIP... :/
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    6. 06-28-2009 06:06 PM #6
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      Damn.


      White girl, you can ask her what the dick be like
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      Fuck it moron, snortin oxycontin, wearin cotton,
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    7. 06-28-2009 06:22 PM #7
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      NOOOOOOO Not Billy Mays! He was my hero. ;_;
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    8. 06-28-2009 06:23 PM #8
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      STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT!!! Quit dying everyone D':

      I actually liked the Pitchmen show... This is such a depressing week...
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    9. 06-28-2009 06:25 PM #9
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      Holy crap, I wonder what happened to him?
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      Quote Originally Posted by ninja9578 View Post
      Holy crap, I wonder what happened to him?
      Tires blew out on his plane last night, he hit his head on the ceiling. He appeared to be fine but it turns out he wasn't.
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      Quote Originally Posted by hellohihello View Post
      Billy Mays here with another fantastic product!It's the Mighty Casket! Having problems with water, bugs, grave robbers, and other things you don't want in your casket!? The Mighty Casket does it all! It's special iichonium seal technology blocks out the bad, and keeps the good in. Take a look! Not even water from a fire hose, Dinosaur Worms, and a team of professional robbers can get in the casket. The Mighty Casket is only 19.99! But wait! There's more! We will throw you a free zombie shotgun just in case something goes wrong. That's a $80.00 value, yours free! What are you waiting for!? CALL NOW!
      haha nice. The Mighty Casket is only 19.99 but wait there's more...hahah
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      Quote Originally Posted by shinta66 View Post
      haha nice. The Mighty Casket is only 19.99 but wait there's more...hahah
      Too soon to be making jokes.
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      i could care less
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      Quote Originally Posted by shinta66 View Post
      i could care less
      Obviously apathy is a strong suit of yours.
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      Why is everybody dying BUT WAIT THERES MORE

      GET ON THE BALL
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      Where's the article on all the African kids that died of starvation today?

      Oh wait...
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      Quote Originally Posted by grasshoppa View Post
      Where's the article on all the African kids that died of starvation today?

      Oh wait...
      People die all the time but we don't care because they were invisible to us. When public figures like Billy Mays and Michael Jackson and Farrah Faucet die, we feel like we've lost something because we have. This is because we won't see or hear about them anymore. They won't be on our favorite TV shows or they wont' be able to produce our favorite music. When they die, our culture changes just a little.
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      This is scary...they really are dropping like flies...

      R.I.P

      EDIT: I just heard about the bump he got on that plane. It's like Natasha Richardson all over again....
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    19. 06-28-2009 07:36 PM #19
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      I thought this was a sick joke at first, but now I'm sad
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      Quote Originally Posted by Demon Parasite View Post
      I thought this was a sick joke at first, but now I'm sad
      Because he's from your hometown right?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Jeff777 View Post
      Because he's from your hometown right?
      That's why I'm sad about it, but with MJ and Farrah I thought someone would try and pull a joke about him.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Demon Parasite View Post
      That's why I'm sad about it, but with MJ and Farrah I thought someone would try and pull a joke about him.
      Yeah.
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      Wow this is terrible to hear. This guy was indeed epic for informercials and you know you've made a huge impact on people when someone actually dresses as you for Halloween

      Remember G-4 Halloween special last year when Kevin Pereira dressed up as Billy Mays?
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    25. 06-28-2009 08:44 PM #25
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      It's all that Vince Shlomi guy's fault... This guy was awesome. I loved watching that "The Pitchmen" show because of Billy Mays, actually I was just watching it last night.
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