Ru Comin to party?

Here is a note my friend found in his used text book.

From what I can tell, it was a conversation between a male (red) and a female (green)

Ru Comin to party?
Wen?
We do everyday duh!
lol, ya! hardcore!!
Shut up! lol Ru on campus?
ya I live in Ted... (this would be one of our residence halls.)
dotdotdot?
lol?
sure, so u wanna hang sometime?
...ok
my number is ###-###-####
Lol idc u dont seen to sure??
ya that sounds like fun...
lol do I scare u lol?
not at all...
lol u seem unsure? or not sure of what to say? haha
lol...
lol ur a flirt like we talked about
Whatever! lol
didn't we agree on that?
Kinda I guess but I'm not a flirt iam just friendly.
Is that the term we use these days? lol so tell me more of ur party day w/ the "x" and the dotdotdot times lol? if u want?
It was just kinda wierd cuz my x was hitting on me and it is hard not to go where you already were? u know what I mean?
as in relationship wise or sexually wise
lol
both.. we talk now which is weird to...
idk... you prolly don't wanna know bout that stuff tho...
and y is that?
IDk it is just dumb drama shit.
Im a listener
lol I can tell!
or maybe you don't wanna say?

That is the end.

Seriously, what is wrong with people these days? Can we not formulate a simple sentence? Can we not say these things out loud...

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Originally Posted by Delphinus

IDk it is just dumb drama shit.

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Nothing rages me more than little high school students who say "drama".

College students*

That is why I'm so disappointed in spelling...

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Originally Posted by Delphinus

College students*

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That just makes it worse...

Damn.
That's horrible.

Omegle irl..?

I honestly thought the guy speaking was being bad at language on
purpose as a means of getting on the girl's nerves. I was shocked to learn
that this was not the case. Shocked.

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Originally Posted by Invader

Omegle irl..?

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Seemingly...

This is by far my favorite part:

Shut up! lol Ru on campus?
ya I live in Ted... (this would be one of our residence halls.)
dotdotdot?
lol?
sure, so u wanna hang sometime?
...ok
my number is ###-###-####

It is just straight up awkward. And this chick gives out her number way too easily.

I really want to call it.

I wish there was some place I could go to read writing samples of graduating college students throughout the country.

Texts from last night.

Who the HELL writes "lol" in a handwritten note? They should be drawn, quartered, then shot in the preposition.

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Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Who the HELL writes "lol" in a handwritten note? They should be drawn, quartered, then shot in the preposition.

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I concur! http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23...ookiemagiK.gif

Further proof that the Internet is part of the downfall of the English language. :shakehead2:

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Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Who the HELL writes "lol" in a handwritten note? They should be drawn, quartered, then shot in the preposition.

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Well, these two are obviously not the sharpest tools in the rusted tool bucket.

Im so glad that note fell out of my used english book, im pritty sure that made my night. My favorite part has to be when one of them actually wrote out ... dot dot dot

Actually, Delph, that was me. I just wanted to make you rage. :}

You would, Abra... You would.

lol
lol?
dotdotdot. lol
lol!
lol?
loL!
lol. so... lol
lol yeah lol lol

Most of the notes I find at my school go a little like that.

Ok wait...

Do they actually write out "dotdotdot" or do they write it as "..."?

I wrote the not exactly. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.

so, u wan hav sex?
wuts sex