One time, a telemarketer called. I had a Mrs. Swan voice on. Basically, things went very well on my part.... |
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I just got a telemarketer call, trying to lower my credit card interest rates. As per usual, I pressed 1 after the recorded intro to talk to a live representative, and tried to sell him a pizza. |
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Last edited by Man of Steel; 11-07-2009 at 02:23 AM.
One time, a telemarketer called. I had a Mrs. Swan voice on. Basically, things went very well on my part.... |
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Oh man, I've been wanting to let a telemarketer hear my music for a while. They just won't call often enough anymore, though :[ |
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Ugh, why must so many telemarketers have to have an indian accent? So hard to understand! I don't talk to them really though, as I'm only 16, that's my parent's job. |
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If you see a strange typo in my post, blame my iPad for that.
Short story series about LD'ing:
http://www.dreamviews.com/artists-corner/140705-short-story-series-community-involvement-needed.html#post1990516
One word: outsourcing. American companies hire people from other countries who don't mind working for a fraction of what an American would. Hence, you're more likely to talk to a machine or a foreigner than someone who you can completely understand. |
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"If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."
I'm usually nicer to the obvious foreigners, but I'm pretty sure this guy wasn't actually Indian. |
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Them: Hello, can we interest you to join us in a Jewish carnival? |
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if you can read this then you are about to be punched
I keep getting overseas telemarketers trying to get me to buy their long-distance phone systems. I should pull off an accent or two to trick the hell out of them. |
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I usually ask them if they can hang on a moment, then put the phone down and leave it off the hook for awhile. Only problem is I usually forget to hang it up afterwards |
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When I'm bored I put them on speaker phone and use soundboards to trick their ass. Usually use a Arnold Swartzenegger or Obama soundboard. I've actually had some conversations with them before with the soundboards. |
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Arnold is a great (and easy) impersonation to use. As are Jimmy Stewart, Clint Eastwood, and the Nutty Professor. |
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Someone once called (it was a political thing for the opposite party of my interest), and I just kept saying (in the most flamboyant manner possible) |
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You do this every fucking time.
No sweat.
No tears.
No guilt.
You do this every fucking time.
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