Thread: Worst Christmas Presents

I got the wrong color sports car. :-/

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

I got the wrong color sports car. :-/

Well at least it's a sportscar!!

I got a vaccum cleaner. I think it was a subtle hint.

Always the fucking deodorant and shower gel. :l

Well at least it's a sportscar!!

You're a quick one!

My brother once got a potato peeler, lol. Poor sap.

I got a whole lot of heartache.

Um. I always get awesome presents
Sorry.

I got a book from Bill O'Reilly. The Good, the Bad, and the Completely Ridiculous in American Life.

I always like my presents...I guess it's because I have a list, sometimes is specific, so that everyone knows exactly what I want. Nothing I got was bad

I got xbox 360 pajamas and a metal sign that says, "Reality is for losers who don't play video games," even though I absolutely hate gamer culture and hardly play video games at all anymore. Just goes to show what my family thinks of me.

Originally Posted by Catbus

I got a book from Bill O'Reilly. The Good, the Bad, and the Completely Ridiculous in American Life.

HAHAHAHA! Well at least you can educate yourself how not to think.

Originally Posted by Catbus

I got a book from Bill O'Reilly. The Good, the Bad, and the Completely Ridiculous in American Life.

Msn, I feel sorry for you. Hey, at least you have something to make fun of for a while.

I got nothing, isn't that the worst?

My brother got me a box of 80 earplugs, because I used to use them all the time because I couldn't stand any noise at night. I don't use them anymore, though. Yeah, I'm such an anal c*** that I have to go through 80 of them over time to sleep each night. Worst of all, that's the only present he got me for Christmas. Shows all he thinks of me. Of course it's no surprise, since neither of us have ever really gotten along or been able to even talk to each other directly.

And he seemed a bit disappointed that I didn't look so excited to find such an insult to me of a "gift".

Lul. My father gave me hats, because if I get into university, the seniors will shave my head. lul not really a bad present, but the thought of having to shave my head sucks =.=

Originally Posted by Kromoh

Lul. My father gave me hats, because if I get into university, the seniors will shave my head. lul not really a bad present, but the thought of having to shave my head sucks =.=

Wear a bald cap when you get there. They'll think your already bald. Or choose a differenty uni o_O

My aunt got me a Mcdonalds gift card like she does every year even though she knows I'm a vegetarian. I'm gonna see if I can trade someone 30 mcdollars for some weed.

Originally Posted by stonedape

My aunt got me a Mcdonalds gift card like she does every year even though she knows I'm a vegetarian. I'm gonna see if I can trade someone 30 mcdollars for some weed.

Why don't you get a salad or some coffee then?? Much better than weed.... Are you a vegetarian bcuse you love animals, or because you hate plants?? XD

Originally Posted by TheLucid

Or choose a differenty uni o_O

Yeah, right. Give up on the best uni in the southern hemisphere, which also happens to be public. lol

The worst this year was an electronic spell checker. A spell checker. I'm already a walking dictionary, and anything I really have to spell for is done on a computer.

My dad, though, probably got the worst from his brother-in-law: canned beef with barbecue sauce.

colouring-in pencils

with a capital U

Originally Posted by TheLucid

Why don't you get a salad or some coffee then?? Much better than weed.... Are you a vegetarian bcuse you love animals, or because you hate plants?? XD

Judging from "salad or coffee is much better than weed" I'm going to conclude you've never smoked weed before.

Also, your last question... you best be trolling.

Originally Posted by TweaK

Judging from "salad or coffee is much better than weed" I'm going to conclude you've never smoked weed before.

Also, your last question... you best be trolling.

I meant as in health, not experiences. And yes, I was trolling there.

I got five packets of tuna total from two different people. I do like tuna, but I didn't know I liked it that much.

Originally Posted by Hidden

I got five packets of tuna total from two different people. I do like tuna, but I didn't know I liked it that much.

Now that's just weird....