Thread: Real Life WTF moments

Hahahahahahaha, man that's classic! xD

I can't recall any WTF moments ATM.

A few months ago I was having a lan party at my house with around 5 of my friends. We had been up and about all night and one of my friends finally decided to go sleep on my couch. I decided to go to the store to pick up some breakfast while the others stayed by their computers.

When I got back I saw my friend on the couch in the livingroom sitting around talking to an old woman. They both just waved at me, so I figured it was her mom or something and went into the kitchen because I had two heavy bags with groceries. 10 minutes later I figure I should go introduce myself to my friends mom. When I go over to them I notice the woman is drunk ass hell and can hardly form a coherent sentence. I look over to my friend and she just shrugs at me, signaling that she has no idea who this lady is.

Eventually she tells us that she used to live here, and just wanted to take a look around. She had obviously just walked right in and sat on the couch while my friend was napping, and my friend just figured she was some relative of mine with a drinking problem and entertained her while I was away. I told her I don't appreciate tresspassing but she just told me to call the cops if I want, and that she aint going anywhere. So I decided to play nice. Talked to her for a while, showed her around the house so she could see what had changed since she lived here, then gave her the grand tour of my backyard and afterwards went back inside and locked the door.

On hindsight I realize that playing nice wasn't such a good idea. Because the psycho keeps showing up on my doorstep from time to time. Sometimes in the middle of the night, asking to come in. I'll probably have to get a restraining order against her if this keeps up.

Well... About a week ago, it was just after a snow day. I went in at normal time, running around the school trying to find someone... I was breathless by the time I realised it was empty... I was scared as hell that I was late... Then a teacher told me... I was early... An hour 1/2 early! >:O

Originally Posted by Woozie

A few months ago I was having a lan party at my house with around 5 of my friends. We had been up and about all night and one of my friends finally decided to go sleep on my couch. I decided to go to the store to pick up some breakfast while the others stayed by their computers.

When I got back I saw my friend on the couch in the livingroom sitting around talking to an old woman. They both just waved at me, so I figured it was her mom or something and went into the kitchen because I had two heavy bags with groceries. 10 minutes later I figure I should go introduce myself to my friends mom. When I go over to them I notice the woman is drunk ass hell and can hardly form a coherent sentence. I look over to my friend and she just shrugs at me, signaling that she has no idea who this lady is.

Eventually she tells us that she used to live here, and just wanted to take a look around. She had obviously just walked right in and sat on the couch while my friend was napping, and my friend just figured she was some relative of mine with a drinking problem and entertained her while I was away. I told her I don't appreciate tresspassing but she just told me to call the cops if I want, and that she aint going anywhere. So I decided to play nice. Talked to her for a while, showed her around the house so she could see what had changed since she lived here, then gave her the grand tour of my backyard and afterwards went back inside and locked the door.

On hindsight I realize that playing nice wasn't such a good idea. Because the psycho keeps showing up on my doorstep from time to time. Sometimes in the middle of the night, asking to come in. I'll probably have to get a restraining order against her if this keeps up.

That made my day

Physics class makes me WTF? often. One particular lab group always gets over 200% efficiency when testing mechanical advantage of machines, and the teacher can't figure out why.

This says nothing of the textbook or powerpoint that goes with the class. The book doesn't know what a perpendicular is, can't tell left from right, and the answer key shows methods that are WAAAAY too complicated for the problem. They will use about twenty steps and four equations to do the work that one 2-step equation will. The powerpoint does the same thing, but makes very egregious math errors and typos, such as KE=1/2KE^2, when the equation should be KE=1/2mv^2. According to them, KE always equals four or zero. You would think that the editors would pick up such things, but there's always at least one per lesson. The textbook salesman refuses to believe that the book has such errors.