How To Teleport Into The Future

Note: This is something you should do purely for amusement.

Obviously, the average person isn't going to be able to screw around with time. But sometimes I like to do something that just makes me feel a little better when its a long day.

Next time you are stuck at work, and it feels like minutes are going by as hours, sit down and close your eyes for 10 seconds.
When you get home, sit down again and close your eyes for 10 seconds. When you open them, imagine you have just teleported from back when you closed your eyes earlier in the day. It can feel as if you have really teleported forward in time.

Its pointless. Its amusing. And who knows, maybe it'll make your day feel shorter. Certainly does for me.

Haha this is zeh awesomeness.

Something similar that I usually do is, if there is a discussion or a situation I won't manage to escape of, I put an imaginary mask on and, as long as that mask is over my face, it's actually a different person who's dealing with the situation. Once the drama ends, simply take off the mask.

Sounds interesting. Going to try it later on today when I'm in my Business Essentials class which is complete BullShiz.

Nothing else has worked for me. Can't wait to try this technique! This gives me inspiration to keep going! Thanks! I'll keep you updated with my results! :D

Please note, for this technique to feel genuine, you have to believe that you really have jumped forward in time.

Wow, now that someone bring it up when I was a kid I did this. It worked, (If my memory was right). But not saying that my claim is anymore proof that it's legit =p

I'm going to try this.

Also, a cardboard box with Transmogrifier written on the side in crayon is pretty handy for those times when you need to temporarily see the world from the perspective of, say, a lamp. Or a Tyrannosaurus Rex. :content:

Ha ha

Hey, don't knock it till you try it. It worked for Calvin.