Dude... 5 minutes in and some guy who looks like Strong Bad with giant penis hands shot his infected sperm into my Wonder Vag... |
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Last edited by The Cusp; 04-08-2010 at 04:59 AM.
Dude... 5 minutes in and some guy who looks like Strong Bad with giant penis hands shot his infected sperm into my Wonder Vag... |
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Condom Shield! |
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I am now highly sophisticated in sex. I now know that when I see my rockwhore in Atlanta, I know to use a condom. Thank you Captain Condom. Your game saved my life. I had no idea those rashes where the cause of unprotected sex. |
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[Cyclic13] 12:18 pm: to live your life in a breath
[Cyclic13] 12:19 pm: breathing in is birth
[Cyclic13] 12:19 pm: holding is growth
[Cyclic13] 12:19 pm: and release death
SEX ≠ SEXually transmitted diseases. Just making sure you guys know |
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Last edited by dajo; 04-08-2010 at 04:31 PM.
"Wonder Vag" |
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This is disturbing... |
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XD I laughed so damn much because of this. Sperminator! ROFL The guy got dicks for arms! |
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^lol |
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Ignorant bliss is an oxymoron; but so is miserable truth.
Willy's power, massive rockhard strength. |
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The ability to happily respond to any adversity is the divine.
Dream Journal Shaman Apprentice Chronicles
I chose the girl, she got bukkaked on the "discharge is the most common symptom of STD's" lol I though that was true. |
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Last edited by tommo; 04-11-2010 at 11:00 AM.
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The ability to happily respond to any adversity is the divine.
Dream Journal Shaman Apprentice Chronicles
So if you want to be cured of STI's, just keep asking questions to a friend and have them answer it correctly. Thanks for teaching me that, Sperminator! |
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Saying quantum physics explains cognitive processes is just like saying geology explains jurisprudence.
Good God |
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Lost count of how many lucid dreams I've had
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Next halloween. |
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"Aagh! Right in the face!" |
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