Want a bigger dick? ENQUIRE WITHIN MY UNDIES

[ClouD]

A Story of Love and Betrayal Ok, so when an underwear product has sizes in small, medium, large and extra large, one takes the time to look at the sizing chart to see what that actually entails. Oh, looky! Sizing is done only by waist size? So my package should fit alright in all of them? Makes sense. ONLY IN THEORY. Fig. I: A common underwear sizing chart So, I'm a skinny guy, I get the right size (according to the charts) in comparison to my waist -- medium. I have full confidence in such a trusted brand that they will not fuck me over. =) With this in mind, I travel home (after paying, of course!) and upon entry I exclaim that I have bought new underwear, much to the applause and congratulations of my peers and relatives. Then, I go upstairs and quickly chuck off the old cheapos to adorn the new snug Bonds, with such haste and deliberation that I didn't even lock the door! Wow! Fig. II: Simulation of events Now, happy with the frontal view that I see in the mirror, I go downstairs to showoff these new black Bonds undies. I'm smiling, prancing the white tiles and then the first set of eyes lays upon me, I stop and pose with a light thrust and a grin... THE HORROR IN THEIR EYES, their now glistening brows and upside down happy faces. "IT'S A MONSTER!", someone exclaims. "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!", I hear from another corner. Of course, this worries me, is there a hole? Are my balls hanging out? My apricot caught with a wedge? I had no time to inspect publicly, running up the stairs to the exaggerated sighs of relief. See: Fig. II Almost in tears I go to the bedroom mirror, and slowly turn. My penis looks ridiculously oversized in this snug underwear, not noticeable from the front, but a profile view revealing all and more. Moral of the Story So yeah, my willy don't fit without looking like a deliberately placed veiny sock. Apparently, penis size does matter more than waist size, and apparently these prude companies can be morally OK with a close up of a lightly disguised sausage and beans, but not with including this sort of necessary information on their packaging. ITT: Your underwear adventures.

[Mes Tarrant]

This thread makes me want to equip a pair of scissors.

[nerve]

you're just using this silly story as an excuse to brag about your size c:

[Marvo]

This thread is pointless without pictures, ClouD.

[marlie]

This thread is pointless without pictures, ClouD.

[mindwanderer]

Har har har.

[Alex D]

I wear medium or large. Although I have a small waste, my bum is rather muscular, so they stay on fine. Small for anyone is PAINFULLY restricting, unless all their body is perfectly in proportion with their tiny waist.

[Oneironaut Zero]

And this is why we wear boxers, folks.

[Man of Steel]

Boxer-briefs: the perfect compromise. Or, for us really manly men, kilts.

[ninja9578]

This thread makes me want to equip a pair of scissors. Sweety, I find in interesting that you were the first to post in this thread. Makes me think you saw "Big Dick" and came running.

[Man of Steel]

Did you really just call Mes "Sweety," Ninja darling?

[MementoMori]

And this is why we wear boxers, folks. or pull a Rambo and go commando

[Xox]

I hate how they don't let you try it on. I mean, I'd be totally against them allowing it. That's fucking disgusting. But :c

[ninja9578]

Did you really just call Mes "Sweety," Ninja darling? Yeah, so? She is a sweety. I wear a thong.

[Man of Steel]

Thongs are for women, Dearheart.

[MementoMori]

Yeah, so? She is a sweety. I wear a thong. lol

[Xox]

Thongs are uncomfortable as hell. Btw clud, is this true story?

[Black_Eagle]

Every male seems to brag about the size of his penis. I wonder how many can actually live up to those boasts...

[MementoMori]

Every male seems to brag about the size of his penis. I wonder how many can actually live up to those boasts... "....the world may never know"

[nerve]

lol you know, that emoticon really does look like a penis poking out of drawers :0

[ClouD]

Yeah Rabz babz, tis true story. =D Also, I do have quite a reasonably sized penis. Anyone who doubts can request proof via PM! I'm actually wearing the undies-in-question right now, I've found the over-snugness to be rather erotic. o:

[MementoMori]

you know, that emoticon really does look like a penis poking out of drawers :0 omg, it does , with a hand holding it....

[nerve]

ClouD: TEASE!!!!! D:< Mori: lol YES

[ClouD]

Actually got a few requests, bahaha.

[Black_Eagle]

ClouD's penis is slightly larger than mine Also, you should shave.