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      Crab Revenge!

      So apparently, you can buy pubic lice online to infest your ex's sheets, or your boss's chair, or whomever you want to take your crab revenge on.

      http://www.crabrevenge.com/

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      Poor crabs. Being sold and traded like commodities, when they should be spread through the fires of passion.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Invader View Post
      Poor crabs. Being sold and traded like commodities, when they should be spread through the fires of passion.


      Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs - One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid off and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid off and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee than nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them!
      jesus christ these people are evil

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      I like how they are selectively making super crabs. Oh God.
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      assemble, my warriors

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      Fucked up. Absolutely and profoundly fucked up. This needs to be shut down.

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      Damn.

      Although I'm a little baffled, I'm somehow not really surprised.

      The super crabs, though.. holy shit. That's just... surreal.

      We take absolutely no responsibility for anything sold on this site as far as we are concerned these lice are for novelty purposes only. We do not endorse giving people lice or even the lice themselves. Once the lice are in your possession you are fully responsible for those lice so take care of them, give them cute names and most importantly love your lice like they are your own for that my friend in essence is what they are.
      Haha, seriously, we just need to wait until one sucker tries it and it will have huge
      media attention and that's probably the end of this site, if nothing is done before.

      But it's just waiting to happen
      Last edited by dajo; 05-11-2010 at 12:32 AM.

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      What. the. fuck. XD

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      erm...
      probably a joke?


      edit: and it has competition lol!
      http://www.revengecrabs.com/
      Last edited by substanceD; 05-12-2010 at 08:25 PM.

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      Guys.. I just recently broke up with someone and I'm starting to itch, should I be worried?
      if you can read this then you are about to be punched

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      Wow, that is just vile. I can't see myself pissing someone else off to the extent they crab me, but I would hate to become collateral damage in a crab war.
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      GRRRRG. CRAB BATTLE. CRAB BATTLE.

      What? What's going on Snake?

      ARRRGH. CRAB BATTLE. CRAB BATTLE!

      (note: you are officially an MGS otaku if you get this.)

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      Quote Originally Posted by Sesquipedalian View Post
      (note: you are officially an MGS otaku if you get this.)
      It's true x.x
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      It has got to be a joke and if not I am utterly repulsed yet majorly amused. If it is the real deal it will probably get shut down before too long... if its getting any plublicity. I honestly hope so. I tend to piss a lot of people off...

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