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      Absolutely Hilarious

      This is the funniest thread that I've ever seen but the fact that these are some peoples genuine views kinda scares me.

      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18965
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      A NEW SCOT YAY.

      I haven't seen you round here before.

      *clears throat*

      Anyways, @ the thread, that's too much "O_o" for me to handle. Lulz.

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      The award icons are the best: "ex-masturbator", "Heaven bound", "true christian caucasian"

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      I could only stomach reading the first page.
      There's something seriously wrong with those people lol

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      Look at the people they've banned...

      "Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured"

      @ Hot Chocolate: Lol, those awards are hilarious, yet at the same time I find them rather disturbing.

      I wonder how long I would last on that site. Probably not long.

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      I can't imagine that anybody could actually be as stupid as these guys are acting, I hope that they are all just really good trolls, I'd hate to think that I'm a part of the same race as those morons.
      This shit never happens to me

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      Spoiler for Makes sense in hindsight:

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      I was waiting for someone to spoil it...

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      I will personally send $50.00 to whoever registers on that site, goes to that thread, and posts "You people are all a bunch of self-deluted, backwards, half-baked fucknuts."

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      Quote Originally Posted by Supernova View Post
      I will personally send $50.00 to whoever registers on that site, goes to that thread, and posts "You people are all a bunch of self-deluted, backwards, half-baked fucknuts."
      You've already lost your sense to their jest, do you want to lose your money too?

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      Don't forget the Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking... I saw that in another thread about cake. And here's a comment related to that thread:

      Some cakes are evil, in idolatrous worship thin cakes or wafers are offered "to the queen of heaven" (Jer. 7:18; 44:19).

      But on the other hand, cakes made of wheat or barley were offered in the temple. They were salted, but unleavened (Ex. 29:2; Lev. 2:4). Check out Lev. 2 for a list of the different kinds of bread and cakes which are fit for offerings.
      The cake is a lie.

      EDIT: Regardless the humor, it makes me kind of sick.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Spartiate View Post
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      I wonder if there are any actual christians there who don't realize it's a parody?

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      Quote Originally Posted by Hot Chocolate View Post
      I wonder if there are any actual christians there who don't realize it's a parody?
      Poe's law says probably.

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      Quote Originally Posted by hawheehawhee View Post
      This is the funniest thread that I've ever seen but the fact that these are some peoples genuine views kinda scares me.

      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18965
      Thats... That can't be real. That has to be fake
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      Quote Originally Posted by Xaqaria View Post
      You've already lost your sense to their jest, do you want to lose your money too?
      Aw, come on, I was only joking

      That is pretty funny, yet at the same time a little creepy because joke or not, it reminds you that there are actually people out there that think that way.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Hidden View Post
      Look at the people they've banned...

      "Confirmed Enemy of God
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      I know. I laughed when I saw the picture of Jesus pushing the guy into the fires of Hell.

      I really hope the people on that thread aren't serious.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Spartiate View Post
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      I thought there was a chance it was fake but I just couldn't bring myself to ruin the illusion.
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      It's a pretty impressive fake. Some of those people really seem to know their way around the Bible; seems like a lot of work just to make fun of people. That, or they're just making stuff up. I'm not bothering to double check.

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      I think I stumbled upon that a while ago and nearly shat myself... Lucky it's a parody!

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      Quote Originally Posted by hawheehawhee View Post
      This is the funniest thread that I've ever seen but the fact that these are some peoples genuine views kinda scares me.

      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18965
      Wow... wow O_O

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      OMFG There seriously fking considering castrating a guys son because the beatings he gives him won't make him stop masturbating... This is deffiently angering..

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      Quote Originally Posted by Xyn View Post
      OMFG There seriously fking considering castrating a guys son because the beatings he gives him won't make him stop masturbating... This is deffiently angering..
      Dude, it's all good. It is just a satire.

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