Absolutely Hilarious

**hawheehawhee** · 05-30-2010 12:14 AM

This is the funniest thread that I've ever seen but the fact that these are some peoples genuine views kinda scares me.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18965

**slash112** · 05-30-2010 12:22 AM

A NEW SCOT YAY.

I haven't seen you round here before.

*clears throat*

Anyways, @ the thread, that's too much "O_o" for me to handle. Lulz.

**Hot Chocolate** · 05-30-2010 12:27 AM

The award icons are the best: "ex-masturbator", "Heaven bound", "true christian caucasian"

**Zhaylin** · 05-30-2010 02:14 AM

I could only stomach reading the first page.
There's something seriously wrong with those people lol

**Hidden** · 05-30-2010 05:22 AM

Look at the people they've banned...

"Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured"

@ Hot Chocolate: Lol, those awards are hilarious, yet at the same time I find them rather disturbing.

I wonder how long I would last on that site. Probably not long.

**Tyler** · 05-30-2010 05:50 AM

I can't imagine that anybody could actually be as stupid as these guys are acting, I hope that they are all just really good trolls, I'd hate to think that I'm a part of the same race as those morons.

**Spartiate** · 05-30-2010 06:05 AM

Spoiler for Makes sense in hindsight:

**Hidden** · 05-30-2010 06:06 AM

I was waiting for someone to spoil it...

**Supernova** · 05-30-2010 06:37 AM

I will personally send $50.00 to whoever registers on that site, goes to that thread, and posts "You people are all a bunch of self-deluted, backwards, half-baked fucknuts."

**Xaqaria** · 05-30-2010 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by Supernova

I will personally send $50.00 to whoever registers on that site, goes to that thread, and posts "You people are all a bunch of self-deluted, backwards, half-baked fucknuts."

You've already lost your sense to their jest, do you want to lose your money too?

**Amethyst Star** · 05-30-2010 12:50 PM

Don't forget the Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking... I saw that in another thread about cake. And here's a comment related to that thread:

Some cakes are evil, in idolatrous worship thin cakes or wafers are offered "to the queen of heaven" (Jer. 7:18; 44:19).

But on the other hand, cakes made of wheat or barley were offered in the temple. They were salted, but unleavened (Ex. 29:2; Lev. 2:4). Check out Lev. 2 for a list of the different kinds of bread and cakes which are fit for offerings.

The cake is a lie.

EDIT: Regardless the humor, it makes me kind of sick.

**Hot Chocolate** · 05-30-2010 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by Spartiate

Spoiler for Makes sense in hindsight:

I wonder if there are any actual christians there who don't realize it's a parody?

**Xaqaria** · 05-30-2010 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by Hot Chocolate

I wonder if there are any actual christians there who don't realize it's a parody?

Poe's law says probably.

**Kraftwerk** · 05-30-2010 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by hawheehawhee

This is the funniest thread that I've ever seen but the fact that these are some peoples genuine views kinda scares me.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18965

Thats... That can't be real. That has to be fake

**Supernova** · 05-30-2010 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

You've already lost your sense to their jest, do you want to lose your money too?

Aw, come on, I was only joking

That is pretty funny, yet at the same time a little creepy because joke or not, it reminds you that there are actually people out there that think that way.

**HeavySleeper** · 05-30-2010 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by Hidden

Look at the people they've banned...

"Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured"

I know. I laughed when I saw the picture of Jesus pushing the guy into the fires of Hell.

I really hope the people on that thread aren't serious.

**hawheehawhee** · 05-30-2010 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by Spartiate

Spoiler for Makes sense in hindsight:

I thought there was a chance it was fake but I just couldn't bring myself to ruin the illusion.

**Hidden** · 05-31-2010 08:18 AM

It's a pretty impressive fake. Some of those people really seem to know their way around the Bible; seems like a lot of work just to make fun of people. That, or they're just making stuff up. I'm not bothering to double check.

**J.D.** · 06-01-2010 08:52 PM

I think I stumbled upon that a while ago and nearly shat myself...

Lucky it's a parody!

**Creation X** · 06-01-2010 10:02 PM

lol'd at

Notice how the male wears goggles - an obvious reference to the underground gay bukkakke subculture. The goggles keep the spilled seed out of his eyes.

**Luna** · 06-01-2010 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by hawheehawhee

This is the funniest thread that I've ever seen but the fact that these are some peoples genuine views kinda scares me.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18965

Wow... wow O_O

**Xyn** · 06-01-2010 10:44 PM

Best part

**Xyn** · 06-01-2010 11:04 PM

OMFG There seriously fking considering castrating a guys son because the beatings he gives him won't make him stop masturbating... This is deffiently angering..

**spockman** · 06-09-2010 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by Xyn

OMFG There seriously fking considering castrating a guys son because the beatings he gives him won't make him stop masturbating... This is deffiently angering..

Dude, it's all good. It is just a satire.

If only the same could be said for Conservapedia...