Why, in the name of all that is good and holy, does Dream Views want to shower gin-swilling devil-worshippers with undeserved encomia? If you've ever wondered about the answer to that question, then read on. In the text that follows, I won't bother discussing the flaws in its logic because it indeed doesn't use any logic. A word to the wise: Wherever macabre whiners are seen exercising control through indirect coercion or through psychological pressure or manipulation, Dream Views is there. Wherever cheeky individuals are found defying the law of the land, Dream Views is lurking nearby. Wherever blockish menaces are observed taking a condescending cheap shot at a person that most daft, homicidal geeks will never be in a position to condescend to, Dream Views will no doubt be in the vicinity. I defy any coincidence theorist to try to explain away those observations. Clearly, Dream Views always demands instant gratification. That's all that is of concern to it; nothing else matters—except maybe to declare that its conjectures are a breath of fresh air amid our modern culture's toxic cloud of chaos. I tell you this because if Dream Views hadn't been trampling over the very freedoms and rights that Dream Views claims to support, it simply would not have occurred to me to write the letter you now are reading. Why, I might have taken the day off altogether. Or maybe I would have been out stepping back and considering the problem of Dream Views's quips in the larger picture of popular culture imagery. In any case, I am more than merely surprised by Dream Views's willingness to degrade, divide, and destroy our nation. I'm shocked, shocked. And, as if that weren't enough, if Dream Views is going to perpetrate acts of the most destructive character, then it should at least have the self-respect to remind itself of a few things: First, it is unable to remove its mental shackles. And second, I once told it that it backstabs its factotums. How did it respond to that? It proceeded to curse me off using a number of colorful expletives not befitting this letter, which serves only to show that Dream Views's spin doctors claim to have no choice but to slander those who are most systematically undervalued, underpaid, underemployed, underfinanced, underinsured, underrated, and otherwise underserved and undermined as undeserving and underclass. I wish there were some way to help these miserable, effrontive perverts. They are outcasts, lost in a world they didn't make and don't understand.
Dream Views claims that the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully. That claim illustrates a serious reasoning fallacy, one that is pandemic in its complaints. Then again, if Dream Views can't stand the heat, it should get out of the kitchen. I would be grateful if Dream Views would take a little time from its rigorous schedule to hone in on its faults with laser-like precision. Of course, pigs will grow wings and fly before that ever happens. Call me old-fashioned, but it is high time for people to wake up and speak out against Dream Views's thrasonical, wild traducements. The logical consequences of that are clear: Dream Views knows how to lie. It's too bad it doesn't yet understand the ramifications of lying.
Statements like, "Dream Views's promise of equality is a false one" accurately express the feelings of most of us here. Dream Views's long-term stratagems of infiltration and mass propaganda have been so successful that it can now fund, assemble, and train unenlightened nudniks to concoct labels for people, objects, and behaviors in order to manipulate the public's opinion of them. Every store in the country should have that chiseled in large letters over the entryway. Maybe then people would grasp that Dream Views just reported that cell-phone towers are in fact covert mind-control devices that use scalar waves to beam images into people's brains while they sleep. Do you think that that's merely sloppy reporting on Dream Views's part? I don't. I think that it's a deliberate attempt to impose disingenuous new restrictions on society just to satisfy some sort of chthonic drive for power. What's interesting is that I can't make heads or tails of Dream Views's publicity stunts. I mean, does it want to judge people based solely on hearsay, or doesn't it? In a nutshell, I can't stand Dream Views or its cronies.
That was generated from Scott Parkin's auto complaint generator, a fun little toy found here : http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
Here is a list of more complaint generators I haven't had time to try out yet.
http://mindmasterclass.com/search/complaint+generator