Originally Posted by
cacophony
I'm sorry, but you're coming off like an asshole.
I take it back, I'm not sorry.
Anyhow...
I smoke because
I like it.
I smoke because
I like feeling like a dragon.
I smoke because
I like killing myself slowly.
I smoke because
I like pissing off non-smokers.
I smoke because
it's good for you.
I smoke because
of anxiety and paranoia.
I smoke because
I am a smoker.
WITH THAT SAID:
I say this "power of the mind" crap because I HAVE LUCID DREAMS and I am a
HEAVY CHAIN SMOKER.
AGHEM.
If nicotine makes you unable to smoke well... I'LL BE DAMNED!
I must be some kind of walking miracle. My god, this must mean that I'm a prodigy - nay, some sort of GOD that has come here to.... no, I must just be immortal/immune to human death-traps such as cigarettes.
If I wanted to quit smoking - well, I probably wouldn't because I don't want to. If I truly wanted to quit smoking I would have at least tried by now.
And come on - I'm immune to death, alcohol doesn't even effect me. This one time, after drinking like eight fifths of tequila I had to fight a crocodile, and I was a little tipsy so I just decided to sober up within 15 seconds and ended up beating the crocodile down (then about fifteen more came and I fought them blindfolded while singing the star spangled banner, pausing for brief moments to take large puffs of my cigarette... actually I had four lit cigarettes in one hand and had grown to be about 38 feet tall. Oh, what a glorious day that was).